Nov 16 2009Bedtime Stories: Bioshock Told In 3 Minutes

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This is a three-minute video of a woman reading the tale of Bioshock to a little kid old-ass man as a bedtime story. And, as a guy who recently played through Bioshock with his older brother (with all the lights on, and never after 7PM), I thought it was pretty good. But don't watch it unless you want the whole story spoiled. Because that's what it does, it spoils. Just like bad parents. YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!

One Upon a Pixel [gametrailers]

Thanks to Jaker, the Joker's less clown-y brother. No makeup for him!

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1. first - November 16, 2009 12:15 PM

FIIIIIIRST!!!!

2. first - November 16, 2009 12:15 PM

I am sooooooo awesomely FIRST!

3. first - November 16, 2009 12:16 PM

hey NAAS yooooooou suck! and you will never be first!

4. Eskimobob - November 16, 2009 12:17 PM

fourthtard

5. emptyaddy - November 16, 2009 12:22 PM

While I laugh at blogs that take themselves too seriously, the nerds still rolling the "first" joke from 1994 need to be banhammered. Reals. Pool's closed reals. And what's creepy is that you just KNOW it's some loser 26 year-old quasi-adult bored a work hitting the refresh button like a meth addict.

6. Blastphemer - November 16, 2009 12:29 PM

Best bedtime stories on film ever:

1. Nick Nolte to Eddie Murphy in '48 Hours'.
2. Damon Wayans to little boy in 'Major Payne'.
3. Peter Faulk to Fred Savage in 'The Princess Bride'.
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Worst bedtime stories on film ever:

1. Any story told by Adam Sandler in 'Bedtime Stories'.

7. naas - November 16, 2009 12:31 PM

zzZZZZzzzzzZZZzzz

@5 we've nearly exhausted our efforts to better all aforementioned dipshits that just don't seem to get it

8. Da Real First - November 16, 2009 12:45 PM

i am very sorry that is no the real first

9. MikeZ - November 16, 2009 3:28 PM

Would you kindly ... :D

10. asian sensation - November 16, 2009 3:49 PM

DONE! CANT WATH IT ANYMORE!!! he crashed in the atlantic ocean

11. Jaded Icon - November 17, 2009 7:35 AM

Bioshock 2 better live up to it's hype. Or I'm going "Big Sister" on it's ass........why did that sound better in my head?

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