November 16, 2009

Bedtime Stories: Bioshock Told In 3 Minutes

Filed Under: bed / big daddy / funny / good job / i like / i like that old man / just like mom used to read / little sister / nightmares / staying up all night / story / sweet dreams! / video / what that game needed was a penis plasmid -- there were a couple hot splicers! / yikes!

This is a three-minute video of a woman reading the tale of Bioshock to a little kid old-ass man as a bedtime story. And, as a guy who recently played through Bioshock with his older brother (with all the lights on, and never after 7PM), I thought it was pretty good. But don't watch it unless you want the whole story spoiled. Because that's what it does, it spoils. Just like bad parents. YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!

One Upon a Pixel [gametrailers]

Thanks to Jaker, the Joker's less clown-y brother. No makeup for him!