Ever seen a giant Santa on fire? Now you have. This electrical safety warning comes to us all the way from Santa Catarina, Brazil. Remember: despite what your father may have taught you, drinking and Christmas decorating don't mix. "Russ, we checked every bulb, didn't we?" Poor Santa, I can see him now, "HO, HO, HO, MEEERRY CHRISTMAS! HO, HO, HOLY SHIT I'M ON FIRE! ELVES, CODE RED!"
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Giant Santa on Fire [izismile]
Thanks to Zach, who once set a neighbor's Christmas tree on fire because they wouldn't stop caroling.
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FULL DISCLOSURE: I'm visiting my family in Alabama for the first time in two and half years so if posting gets sporadic the next couple days it's because I'm catching up with my parents, hanging out with my brother, playing with my nieces, or explaining to my little sister why ... / Continue →