Nov 16 2009Bacon Sunrise Is The New Tequila Sunrise

I love tequila sunrises. You know why? They're fruity, come with a little umbrella, and go down great with breakfast. Which, more often than not, is two quarts of mimosas I mixed into an orange juice carton. I SHOULD WRITE A BOOK ON EATING HEALTHY. But, for those of you that prefer a solid breakfast, maybe you'll be interested in this bacon sunrise, which is actually just some bacon, an egg and a couple sprigs of inedible greenery. Now imagine if you were miniaturized and walking those rolling bacon hills. Would you stop to enjoy the eggrise or would you be too busy driving bacon into your mouth to notice? No need to answer, I've got your number.
Hit the jump for another one of a bacon road.

Oscar Mayer: The art of baconmaking [jenntotten]
Thanks to Christian, a bacon-art connoisseur.

Reader Comments
1. killerabbit - November 16, 2009 1:20 PM
Excellent.
2. Timbo - November 16, 2009 1:26 PM
That my friends is what I call Paradise...
3. PorcelianPop - November 16, 2009 1:27 PM
I couldn't stop to look I would be too busy cooking the rest of the bacon for you
4. naas - November 16, 2009 1:29 PM
Couldn't have said it better myself Timbo
5. j - November 16, 2009 1:32 PM
that is f*ing beautiful!
6. Closet Nerd - November 16, 2009 1:36 PM
Those are some deliciously beautiful pictures!
Wakey, wakey.... eggs & bakey...
7. Blastphemer - November 16, 2009 1:37 PM
You...had...me...at...BACON.
8. CoinOperatedBoi - November 16, 2009 1:38 PM
@1
Eggcellent?
9. LSDiesel - November 16, 2009 1:38 PM
Geekologie: Gadgets, Star Wars, and Bacon.
10. Milkman - November 16, 2009 1:41 PM
i want those hash browns. get in mah belly!
11. glace neuf - November 16, 2009 1:47 PM
play now, my lord, or eat bacon later
12. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 16, 2009 1:58 PM
anybody know if bambi can be turned into bacon or is it just babe?
13. Ing - November 16, 2009 2:01 PM
parsley is inedible?
14. JADE - November 16, 2009 2:28 PM
I like bacon as next as the next person, but I just don't get all this bacon crap. What's next bacon flavors condoms?
15. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 16, 2009 2:30 PM
@14 yes they already have those google that $hit!
16. Pat - November 16, 2009 3:01 PM
Beef: It's what's for dinner has a similar ad campaign going:
http://midnightsnack.wordpress.com/2008/06/13/more-moab-meat-please/
17. JADE - November 16, 2009 3:02 PM
@15 omg no flipping way. Please make it stop.
18. meowmo - November 16, 2009 4:12 PM
oh GW, you're such a baconista.
19. livingjetlag - November 16, 2009 8:14 PM
That picture is where I want to go when I die.
20. Gail - November 16, 2009 11:42 PM
Hungry! Now!
21. Jaded Icon - November 17, 2009 7:37 AM
Mmmmm.....just looking at it makes me want to wrestle a pig.
22. hollywood_hillbilly - November 17, 2009 7:59 AM
Aww... man I was hoping this meant they were gonna remake that Mel Gibson/Kurt Russel/Michelle Pfeiffer movie, but with Tenacious D and Anne Coulter.
23. kraftMan - November 17, 2009 10:02 PM
i work for oscar mayer and i know how damn delicious that bacon is. plus those pictures are great.
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26. stupid mericans - November 19, 2009 5:32 AM
american bacon sux. what were you thinking. its fuking HORRIBLE