Nov 16 2009Bacon Sunrise Is The New Tequila Sunrise

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I love tequila sunrises. You know why? They're fruity, come with a little umbrella, and go down great with breakfast. Which, more often than not, is two quarts of mimosas I mixed into an orange juice carton. I SHOULD WRITE A BOOK ON EATING HEALTHY. But, for those of you that prefer a solid breakfast, maybe you'll be interested in this bacon sunrise, which is actually just some bacon, an egg and a couple sprigs of inedible greenery. Now imagine if you were miniaturized and walking those rolling bacon hills. Would you stop to enjoy the eggrise or would you be too busy driving bacon into your mouth to notice? No need to answer, I've got your number.

Hit the jump for another one of a bacon road.

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Oscar Mayer: The art of baconmaking [jenntotten]

Thanks to Christian, a bacon-art connoisseur.

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Excellent.

That my friends is what I call Paradise...

I couldn't stop to look I would be too busy cooking the rest of the bacon for you

Couldn't have said it better myself Timbo

that is f*ing beautiful!

Those are some deliciously beautiful pictures!
Wakey, wakey.... eggs & bakey...

You...had...me...at...BACON.

@1
Eggcellent?

Geekologie: Gadgets, Star Wars, and Bacon.

i want those hash browns. get in mah belly!

play now, my lord, or eat bacon later

anybody know if bambi can be turned into bacon or is it just babe?

parsley is inedible?

I like bacon as next as the next person, but I just don't get all this bacon crap. What's next bacon flavors condoms?

@14 yes they already have those google that $hit!

Beef: It's what's for dinner has a similar ad campaign going:

http://midnightsnack.wordpress.com/2008/06/13/more-moab-meat-please/

@15 omg no flipping way. Please make it stop.

oh GW, you're such a baconista.

That picture is where I want to go when I die.

Hungry! Now!

Mmmmm.....just looking at it makes me want to wrestle a pig.

Aww... man I was hoping this meant they were gonna remake that Mel Gibson/Kurt Russel/Michelle Pfeiffer movie, but with Tenacious D and Anne Coulter.

i work for oscar mayer and i know how damn delicious that bacon is. plus those pictures are great.

original: http://www.kaminiarz.pl/ in 2004!

american bacon sux. what were you thinking. its fuking HORRIBLE

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