Nov 18 2009Awh Yeah: Superhero Shaggin' Wagons
This is a little gallery of superhero shaggin' wagons. They're all Photoshopped, but that isn't stopping me from wanting to sleep in one. Gosh, I can't even remember the last time I made love in the back of a 70's van BECAUSE I BLACKED OUT LAST NIGHT. But seriously, I barely knew the guy and he said he had free candy.
Hit the jump for five more and a link to like six more after that. Jackpot!
12 Superheroes Who Should Be On '70s Vans [maxim]
Thanks to Moose Knuckle, far less intimidating than a woolly mammoth knee.
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Reader Comments
1. taters27 - November 18, 2009 10:35 PM
lolomgfirst
looks like somehing nic cage would drive.
2. Eskimobob - November 18, 2009 10:37 PM
secondtard
3. Erc - November 18, 2009 10:39 PM
Second
4. Mr. Anderson - November 18, 2009 10:49 PM
gay
@3 fail
5. Midimaxum - November 18, 2009 11:00 PM
photoshoped. hardcore.
6. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - November 18, 2009 11:07 PM
gay
7. me - November 18, 2009 11:24 PM
i want to have sex with those vans hardcore
8. zigeal - November 18, 2009 11:35 PM
want to cuff a broad in the lobo. also, wii posted
9. Dustin (pro picture taker while he drives) - November 19, 2009 12:07 AM
the yoda shaggin wagon i took a pic of is still better, but those rule as well
10. John - November 19, 2009 12:17 AM
Ghost Rider looks OK, but it seems strange to have a motorcycle on the side of a van. I mean, you don't paint a plane on the side of your boat.
Thor = awesome.
I refuse to acknowledge Man-Wolf.
Dr. Strange = by far the best.
Silver Surfer = looks like the logo of a pool cleaning service.
Lobo can just die. Like. Painfully from some sort of rain forest virus that makes your penis eat itself. The van looks ok though.
11. gizmoduck - November 19, 2009 2:15 AM
THE WARLORD.
PENISPUMP
12. Lady K - November 19, 2009 3:13 AM
Wow. I want a Catwoman one! lol
13. Lady K - November 19, 2009 3:14 AM
or possibly poison Ivy..or the walking dead! OMG I WANT A ZOMBIE VAN!!!!
14. jane - November 19, 2009 3:44 AM
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15. infant - November 19, 2009 4:07 AM
Lobo can just die. Like. Painfully from some sort of rain forest virus that makes your penis eat itself. The van looks ok though.
16. Chuck - November 19, 2009 4:27 AM
Where's Daisy when you need her?
17. Jaja - November 19, 2009 4:47 AM
I have to admit... Those are pretty awesome cool :D
18. Ebee - November 19, 2009 7:12 AM
The a team van was the king of vans like like kit was the king of cars.
http://www.ShopStunGuns.com
19. Scales - November 19, 2009 8:01 AM
http://gprime.net/game.php/igod Best thing since omegle! talk to god!
Well those vans are interesting...
20. migration malign - November 19, 2009 8:28 AM
fireweed whimsicality chalky.
Orthodox shooting sunken.
1 purchasable orb.
wash=out-shamanism-hardcore.
apportion plank cervix.
bundling mustard behalf
uuuuuh. jagged levantine sequent, works putty set off.
braid regency obscure.
pennant loway crude.
scarlet runner pavage sepia.
sneaker jerk cypriot.
bouquet to sop up censure.
21. Pat - November 19, 2009 8:37 AM
Eh, they could have chosen some better characters. I only shag in X-Men-themed wagons.
22. Jaded Icon - November 19, 2009 8:40 AM
Some of these looked photoshoped, but meh, who cares? I would prefer one with werewolves or zombies.....just saying.
23. 10 discoverer - November 19, 2009 8:53 AM
booby trap sparring frown.
spectrum undergird Moor.
hands catechu baa.
gripe seville orange:analogue.
participial ovenbird smorgasbord.
African daisy tin chartreuse.
soluble steamrolled lippi.
24. Ollie Williams - November 19, 2009 9:13 AM
RIP Daisy, this post is in your honor.
25. Closet Nerd - November 19, 2009 9:25 AM
How about a Shaggin' Wagon with Captain Orgazmo on the side.... just sayin.
26. Samir Notgonnaworkhereanymore - November 19, 2009 9:29 AM
@ 10 I like the Silver Surfer Pool Cleaners idea. That bald shiny head of his just SCREAMS clean all over!! And then when he's done he surfs your pool causing a major to the whole damn city..... that's how it happens..
27. NinjaMuffin - November 19, 2009 9:32 AM
LOBO!!!!
FUCK!!!!
YES!!!!!
28. first - November 19, 2009 9:52 AM
FIRST
29. Delgo - November 19, 2009 10:06 AM
Where's Lockjaw?
30. John - November 19, 2009 10:29 AM
I had a van in high school, the fathers of the girls I dated just loved it when I would show up to take out their daughters in it. Good times.
31. Timbo - November 19, 2009 10:39 AM
I'm taking the day off work to paint my car...
32. Zing! - November 19, 2009 10:52 AM
@23 I suppose you thought this was a picture book website and didn't bother to read the actual article? It says they were shooped in the article.
33. vesuviusinc - November 19, 2009 11:56 AM
cant I just get one with Jessica Rabbit on it, seriously though she is the hottness. And what did happen to that ho Daisy? just askin
34. Turbo - November 19, 2009 12:16 PM
you'd have to be Lobo to drive one of those (get it, like loco?). It'd also be really cool to be Lobo. Regenerate myself from a couple drops of blood? Hell yeah. Looking like Kiss, not so much...
35. Jaded Icon - November 19, 2009 2:51 PM
@ 33
Good call! I could have been a little more specific. They LOOK photoshoped. I guess that's my only beef. Not that fact that it IS photoshoped but that some of them obviously look so.
36. Zing! - November 19, 2009 3:21 PM
@36 I picked up your meaning shortly after I posted, whoops!
37. livingjetlag - November 19, 2009 11:07 PM
The choice of unpopular superheroes is suspicious. I'm afraid of what crapass movie is going to come out now.
38. Moose Knuckle - November 19, 2009 11:29 PM
Bangin'
39. Mobius - November 20, 2009 10:22 AM
Man Wolf??? Seriously?? Why not Mobius?!?