Nov 19 2009Air Blower iPhone App Really Blows Air (See What I Did There? There's More To Come!)
Looking for the latest and least greatest in iPhone apps? Check out the $1 "Blower" app. It sucks blows sucks and blows is f***ing stupid.
Thanks to the new "Blower" app, iPhone owners will now be able to blow out candles with their handset. Just "switch on your app, turn the iPhone volume to the max and feel the air flowing from the speaker opening."
Unlock the new mind-blowing secret feature on your iPhone. Turn your iPhone into a real Air Blower!
Mind-blowing secret feature my ass. An x-ray camera, now THAT'S a mind-blowing secret feature. Or the ability to make calls to the dead. Phone developers, are you getting all this? Because I'm not buying another phone until I can talk to George Washington and take pictures of Martha's underwear. Just saying.
Hit the jump for a video of the app blowing out candles. WHEE, what a birthday!
Blower App Lets You Use iPhone to Blow Out Candles [techeblog]
Thanks to Christina, who doesn't need an iPhone app to blow out the candles because she uses one of those spray bottles with the foam fan attached.
Reader Comments
1. naas - November 19, 2009 2:27 PM
hrmm... just sayin
2. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 19, 2009 2:28 PM
sweet! now if only it will blow me....WHOA there just sayin
3. 24-bit whore - November 19, 2009 2:29 PM
Yes but it will it save you from suffocation if you're trapped in a bank vault!? iThink not, another useless iPhone app.... just sayin.
4. JADE - November 19, 2009 2:31 PM
Stupid, really stupid...........*fail*
5. JBantha - November 19, 2009 2:33 PM
Wow! that was an Iphno Ligthing up candels?... what? A ligther... buu, that would a feature
6. Closet Nerd - November 19, 2009 2:33 PM
Yeah, that blows alright.... just sayin.
7. om3ga - November 19, 2009 2:36 PM
iPhones are the definition of retarded technology. why make progress just to go back in a few years... just sayin' make 'em outta bacon
8. naas - November 19, 2009 2:38 PM
Will it give you enough air if you get knocked out by some thug that's out to get you, thrown into the backseat of a car, pushed into the ol lagoon, wake up once the water starts seeping in and see your killers watching to make sure you stay down? That's sure as shit when this seems like it would be useful ... just sayin
9. Know what I mean? - November 19, 2009 2:40 PM
I could think of a few uses for something that blows ...know what I mean?
10. monster - November 19, 2009 2:46 PM
This is made stupider by the fact that it does not have a conventional speaker, it uses technology that takes advantage of the whole body of the ipod, and uses it as the speaker.
11. BigDaddy1970 - November 19, 2009 2:48 PM
Yeah that is pretty useless
12. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 19, 2009 2:50 PM
my penis is usless...just sayin
13. The Dude - November 19, 2009 3:13 PM
@2:
I hope they release that app. I'll buy 2 iphones.
14. rawr - November 19, 2009 3:19 PM
boooooooo!
15. Pat - November 19, 2009 3:30 PM
I bet the Droid has an x-ray camera feature AND can make calls to the dead. ::snicker::
16. I-Kill-Bambi's - November 19, 2009 3:35 PM
i bet the droid is not the droid your looking for
17. LSDiesel - November 19, 2009 4:14 PM
In soviet russia, phone blows you! Just sayin
18. Oldster - November 19, 2009 4:17 PM
Is there a lot of assisted living apps? Personally, I don't get you youngsters and your fancy shmancy technology... Is there a OnStar capability? Help I've Fallen Down and dropped my iPhone, can you send an someone to shoot me?
19. somerandomguy - November 19, 2009 4:28 PM
GW you are my hero....just sayin.
20. Derrick - November 19, 2009 4:34 PM
Ha, finally some concrete proof that the iPhone blows...
21. element29k@yahoo.com - November 19, 2009 5:25 PM
this is so stupid the fan isn't even spinning the right direction
22. BILLDICKANDYOURMOTHER - November 19, 2009 5:46 PM
just got it......fucking thing can barely blow broken up weed and ash around on my table......SUCKS
23. zoozle - November 19, 2009 6:23 PM
Iii think this could actually damage your phones loudspeaker..
24. supernova_hq - November 19, 2009 7:29 PM
Good lord, people actually pay money for apps that are litteraly nothing but a low-tone sound file?!?
25. Paul - November 19, 2009 8:02 PM
@24: People pay for "flashlight" apps that are nothing more than a full-screen white bitmap.
26. Naterator - November 19, 2009 8:35 PM
@25
WTF? Come to think of it, I paid $5 for one of those!
27. livingjetlag - November 19, 2009 10:41 PM
It's a shame you can't run this and iFart at the same time.
28. Woot - November 19, 2009 11:18 PM
I just bought this, and it works. Ha, can Blackberry do that?
29. forest_fires_department - November 20, 2009 12:46 AM
The Finnish fire department uses this application against forest fires.
30. Tom - November 20, 2009 2:43 AM
25 - i paid for the flash light to lol...gess im a sucker.
31. Shaw - November 20, 2009 6:26 AM
damn.
this app certainatly BLOWS. (candles.)
32. encoder - November 20, 2009 6:29 AM
noooooooooooooooooob.
the fan rotates in the wrong direction.
(being a centrifugal pump it might put out some pressure, but it's inefficient)
33. encoder - November 20, 2009 6:39 AM
ps:
i know it's just graphix, but still.
writing an app knowing sht about pumps is a sin.
is like having sex wile visiting surfing the web.
ohw. wait, cut the previous. i'm not a sinner.
34. Jaded Icon - November 20, 2009 6:47 AM
@ 28
Really? Get with the times! Non-iphone users don't own blackberrys anymore. lol.
35. paul smith - November 20, 2009 11:16 AM
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36. Arhjay - November 20, 2009 3:19 PM
Perhaps it's for blowing tiny leaves for or for inflating a tiny moon bounce at a Browines birthday party, just because they're tiny doesn't mean they can't have fun.
37. Nani - November 21, 2009 4:13 PM
the iphone is full of stupid apps. they had a commercial advertising a pizza hut app. "now you can order pizza hut straight form your iphone" to which my brother-in-law replied "I'm pretty sure you could always order pizza from your iphone. it's a PHONE."
those people are idiots.
38. Rob Hope - November 23, 2009 11:29 PM
I cant wait till they reverse it and make a vaccumm app. WOOT!
39. Nicolas Perez - November 24, 2009 11:10 PM
this sucks, if you have a little dick that can suck it haha
40. Eipc winner - November 26, 2009 3:32 AM
I just bought the app it's 3:31 in Canada and the app is extreamly loud I'll update you when I can play the app long enough to get it started.