November 29, 2009 - December 5, 2009 Archives
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Because destroying video game consoles is all the rage right now, here's another video of a chick destroying her boyfriend's PS3 while he's trying to play. I honestly don't even know what to make of it. But I do know if that had been me, I would ... / Continue →
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Want to place outerspace in your own backyard and pretend YOU'RE ON THE F***ING MOON? Who doesn't?! Well now you can thanks to these full scale lunar lander replicas from Space Toys. Houston, I have a boner. Who doesn't want a LEM? These are cust... / Continue →
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This is a set of keyboard stickers by designer Chris de Lorenzo that replace the letters with cute lil pictures of things representing the letters. G SHOULD BE GEEKOLOGIE. The whole list is: q quaker w walrus e elf r radio t tooth y yak u ... / Continue →
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You like what I did there in the title? Wrong way -- get it? That's a common road sign you see when you're driving the wrong way because you're a f***ing idiot! Dodge minivan that entered a closed construction zone in Manhattan was accidentally ... / Continue →
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This is the world's smallest snowman (at 0.01mm), not including the one I just made to beat it. Mine is a tenth the size and has more detail including a real carrot nose. Pfft, science -- science ain't got shit on magic! Back me up, Frosty. ...... / Continue →
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A Toronto man got SWAT-teamed at work after someone in an apartment complex across the street saw him assembling a LEGO gun (model he was making HERE) through the window. Also, what's the ruling on calling the cops about the The Superficial Writer... / Continue →
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Disposable flasks are exactly what they sound like: throw-away flasks. They're basically glorified juice pouches with a screw-top lid. ZOMG, I LOVE DRINKING EVERYWHERE! Enter the Disposable Flask ($15/set of 3). These 7.5 oz. reusable foil pouch... / Continue →
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Like all southerners, Tyrannosaurus Rexes are notorious fried chicken lovers. They eat that shit like the fat kids used to eat my tater-tots at school lunch when I wasn't paying attention. I NEEDED THOSE FOR NUTRITION! Anyway, somebody went and ... / Continue →
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There's no way you can read that even if you do have ultra-laser vision (jealous!) so click HERE to see the full size chart. Then, feel free to share what you discovered about your own online girlfriend in the comments. But I guarantee at least 9... / Continue →
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Listen, I don't care how fat you are, God still loves you. But even God would charge you for two seats if you can't fit in one. Just sayin'. High five, big G! Obese air passenger in economy seat has picture taken [telegraph] Thanks to Add No... / Continue →
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This is a well made Half-Life 2/Contra mashup where Gordon Freeman plays through the first level of Contra in 3-D. I always wondered what that level would look like in 3-D, and now, thanks to the marvel of computers and shit, I can finally sleep a... / Continue →
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So is that supposed to be the Princess wearing a Mario style outfit or is that Mario woman-ized. Because I'm really hoping it's Mario dressed as a woman. But either way, it's still going up in my garage. Right next to the Chippendales calendar t... / Continue →
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Put down your wireless mice and keyboards, folks, somebody has beat World of Warcraft. From now on all WoW'ing will be in vain. You have been warned. A Taiwanese player has become the first person in the world to complete all 986 achievements fo... / Continue →
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A breakdancing robot, like any kind of dancing robot, like any kind of robot at all, deserves a special place in burning hot hell. And this little bastard is no exception. I don't care if you can pop and lock YOU DESERVE TO BURN. Remember when t... / Continue →
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Apparently you hang your stockings from a DVD rack if you don't have a fireplace. Good to know. But don't go hanging a red one, you won't make it to Christmas! YOU GONNA DIE! But, for those of you that like to throw caution into the wind and pi... / Continue →
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PORK CHOP SANDWICHES! Test tube pork. Like babies, it's the way of the future (which, true story -- I was the first test-tube baby IN SPACE). And apparently scientists in the Netherlands are close to clenching PETA's $1 million prize for lab-grow... / Continue →
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Cheese Jerky is mozzarella string cheese with beef jerky bits mixed in for extra deliciousness. Plus, both the cheese and jerky are straight outta Compton Wisconsin, which is notorious for quality cheese (no word on their jerky). One stick chub i... / Continue →
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If there's one thing I hope I've taught you lovely people before I blast off for the moon, it's that dinosaurs are awesome and deserve our respect like the God's pets that they were. And what better way to celebrate their collective extinction tha... / Continue →
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This is the five minute trailer for Ataque de Pánico! (Panic Attack!) by aspiring Uruguayan director Fede Alvarez. Apparently flashing the video around Hollywood netted the no-name a $30 million movie deal. Nice, but I've already seen Transforme... / Continue →
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This is a Penchan 5.5 Terapixel camera spotted in China. Sure the lens looks like a plastic rhinestone and it has a penguin humping a rock on the front, but that doesn't mean it can't have 5,500,000 mexapixels, right? It doesn't. Remember: you c... / Continue →
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Print Warcraft is a company owned by a Geekologie Reader's friend's father that allows you to print out poster-quality images of your Warcraft characters to hang on your bedroom wall and be proud of. Check out the gallery of what's possible HERE. ... / Continue →
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Pierpaolo Petruzziello lost his arm in a car crash and recently had a robotic prosthesis successfully attached to the nub which allows him to control the device with thought. He can also feel sensations in the arm because they implanted electrodes... / Continue →
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This is a pair of Vans deviantARTist mburk painted to look like zombie feet. Paint your legs green, drool blood, walk with a limp and rock a blank stare for added effect. OR CUT CORNERS AND JUST TAKE A BITE OUT OF AN OLD LADY. Om nom nom nom! M... / Continue →
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Ever wanted a hoodie made entirely out of duct tape? Me neither....TILL I SAW THIS ONE. Now it's on the Christmas list! Over at Instructables, one young visionary has shared his technique for weaving a hoodie from these godly adhesive strips. ... / Continue →
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Listen, I don't know these people and I don't know what their deal is. Maybe they met on Facebook or something. And if they did, this is still the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. Of course, marriage is a joke anyways, amirite? Well, mine wa... / Continue →
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Because magic is everywhere, you can buy seeds that, when sprouted, have images of dinosaurs on the pods. Does it get much cooler than that? *whips off sunglasses, shakes mane and eyes you down seductively* What do I have to do it again -- you w... / Continue →
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We've seen our fair share of ridiculously expensive speakers here on Geekologie, but nothing as scrapyard-fresh looking as these $263,000 Fabio Ognibeni Opere Sonore's. Admittedly, they do go with any decor, provided you live in an blacksmith's wo... / Continue →
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This is a picture (larger version HERE) of Samurai Mario battling Bowser and what appears to be a dinosaur but what is actually a mutant Yoshi. If I can read the watermark at the bottom correctly the piece was created by artist Xiaobaosg. If I c... / Continue →
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Similar to this Pac-Man ring set, except 100% totally different. BLING. I want carbon fiber teeth! The series consists of four rings- One with a big shiny flat pacman soldered to the top, and the following three with black onyx cabochons. The on... / Continue →
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OH IS IT MY BIRTHDAY?! Nice try buddy, but I don't hump legs. Okay, but just this once. AND YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR SOCKS ON! T-REX PARTY! [loltatz] Thanks to Robbimus Prime, who turns into mobile taco stand instead of an 18-wheeler.... / Continue →
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This is a video from the 1991 National Beard and Mustache Championship in Tacoma, Washington featuring THE MOST AMAZING BEARD THIS EYE HAS EVER SEEN (stupid Red Ryder BB Gun). Watch and prepare to be breathtaken (wizardry!). Then, watch me pull m... / Continue →
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A monster truck crushing a race car and advertising chocolate covered bacon on a stick (plus ice cold water, wings and great food). Is it raining where you are? Because it is here. That's God crying tears of joy. Possibly The Greatest Single Pi... / Continue →
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First of all, a space station of the ocean isn't classified as a space station, it's a Sea Lab. 2021? *high five* And you tell the captain to stay the hell away from me with that golf cart of his! Called the SeaOrbiter, the huge 51m (167ft) str... / Continue →
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LEGO is going to begin selling single minifig mystery packs (blindboxes) sometime in 2010 in an attempt to get you to buy 20 of the same thing with the hopes of getting a ninja, robot, zombie and Mexican wrestler so you can stage THE MOST EPIC LEG... / Continue →
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If you've been reading Geekologie for over a year (gold star reader!) you may recall the story we ran about Lamborghini donating two Gallardo's to the Italian police for use in high-speed chases involving other supercars. Well, if you couldn't tel... / Continue →
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I've been looping this video for the past 20 minutes and I can't stop smiling my big toothless GW grin. Granted, it's already been on Youtube for over a month and has like 30 trillion views, so why I haven't seen it is beyond me. But somehow, it'... / Continue →
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This unknown US mystery plane was recently photographed on an airbase in Kandahar, Afghanistan, and just look at how cute it is! It's like a little baby plane. No word on if its an unmanned aircraft or if there's an actual cockpit, but either way... / Continue →
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Honestly, I'm sure this idea has been around forever. I even invented it in my sleep once WHEN I WAS A CHILD but I didn't want to take credit for it because I didn't want my parents to find out I already knew how to drive since I'd been moonlighti... / Continue →
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This is a song and music video about Link's adventures in Ocarina of Time. It's appropriately called, 'The Legend of Cool', because that's exactly what Link is. Me? I'm 'The Future of Cool'. Come on, spread it around. For me? Hit the jump to ... / Continue →
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They're shaped like robots and they're receiving electricity. That's playing with fire. And if I've learned anything about playing with fire, it's this: always get somebody else to light it. Preferably somebody who didn't see how much lighter fl... / Continue →
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So there's a new website out there that's similar to fmylife, but instead of people talking about how much their lives suck, it's a bunch girls talking about how much their lives are like Twilight, which is even sadder. Some examples: Today I ask... / Continue →
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Because there's nothing safer than mixing vodka and pills (or heavy machinery), the Ruskie imbibeable (word wizardry!) may soon be available in powdered/pill form. Look out, Pixie Stix! (Picture unrelated, liquid vodka in gel-tabs). Russian profe... / Continue →
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This is a video of a dancing robot girl that was shot (the footage, not the robot -- unfortunately) during the very disturbing (and fundamentally wrong) ROBO-ONE GATE Dance Competition. A dancing robot competition? Really? That's it, I'm heading... / Continue →
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Vanja Mrgan is a Croatian illustrator with a dream, a dream of imagining what normally beardless superheroes would look like with some manly facial hair. Although they aren't actually all superheroes, some are jerks like Boba Fett. Now I know wha... / Continue →
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I know this is one of you. And you need to come forward and admit it. I want your legs! And your action figures. Hit the jump for a shot of the original 'virginity' motivational poster.... / Continue →
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The Shoedini is a shoehorn on a pole. It's for people that don't like to/can't bend over to take their shoes off. I've got news for your folks: if you can't take your shoes on and off without a shoehorn on a stick, it's time for slippers. And pr... / Continue →
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The electric-powered E'mo was designed by the StauffacherBenz Studio and looks like the lovechild of a golf cart, Jeep and Tonka truck (wild night!). I'd ride in it, but I wouldn't be caught driving it. At least not by the police -- I don't have ... / Continue →
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Ever seen a giant Santa on fire? Now you have. This electrical safety warning comes to us all the way from Santa Catarina, Brazil. Remember: despite what your father may have taught you, drinking and Christmas decorating don't mix. "Russ, we ch... / Continue →
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Sadly, it's not actually a periodic table OF cupcakes like I may have falsely advertised. Instead, it's a periodic table MADE with cupcakes. AAAAAHH I WOULD STILL EAT THEM INDISCRIMINATELY! Starting with lithium. This periodic table of cupcakes... / Continue →
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Uninhibited by the oppressive app policing of Apple (even though shit like this gets past), an adults-only application store for the Droid has popped up. HELLO MiKandi! Get it? My Candy. Jesus, do I have to walk to you to the schoolbus too? ... / Continue →
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I have no idea what video game that's supposed to be but I'm sure it's a classic. Miner 2049'er maybe? You've got to admit they look kind of similar if you cross your eyes and shake your head! Whatever it is, artist Brock Davis is responsible. ... / Continue →
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This is a giant tarantula bookbag found on furaffinity.net by Geekologie Reader Kevin while searching for women that like to dress up as guinea pigs. It was made by talented user Dludnerad and stores a ton of whatever the hell people put in bookba... / Continue →
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We've seen automatic Mario levels in the past, but nothing this impressive. But you'll just have to watch to understand, because I suck at explaining things. But I'll try anyways: basically somebody designed four custom levels of Super Mario Worl... / Continue →
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This is a little graphic charting the progress in music storage. It's part of a larger graphic which also includes the evolutions of photo and data storage. Click THIS BIG-ASS LINK RIGHT HERE to see the whole thing. But warning: prepare to be w... / Continue →
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Finally, a sport manly enough for yours truly. Sorry guys, but I'm officially retiring from lava diving and shark rodeo. Now, which one of you handsome gents wants the honor of receiving my first highly-toxic pummeling? You in the front row -- s... / Continue →
