Oct 29 2009You're Doing It Wrong: Robbery Masks Fail
Want to rob a house? Need a mask? Pfft, just Sharpie your face off like these idiot morons! Note: +2 homoerotic style points to Matthew for opting for a Robin mask.
Police said they had no trouble identifying two men accused of trying to break into a Carroll apartment.
Police were responding to a call about an attempted burglary when they pulled over a car matching the alleged suspects' vehicle. Inside the car, officers found two men with their faces blackened with permanent marker.Police said the caller described two men with painted faces attempting to break into an apartment Friday night before driving off.
Wow. I haven't seen two bigger bags of fail in a long time. I can't stop laughing! Mmmm, nitrous. Makes me want to go to dental school.
Police: Marker Bandits Arrested [kcci]
Thanks to Kelly, who once tried robbing a house with a bra over her face but was arrested when she got stuck trying to climb through the doggy door.
Reader Comments
1. Squidly - October 29, 2009 3:36 PM
Oh Damn.
2. Goblin - October 29, 2009 3:37 PM
oh the new brand of dumb...
3. Dirty-Shizno - October 29, 2009 3:38 PM
just goes to show you people that stealing is a stupid offense and its not worth it... especialy if your one of these two retards. looks as if Joey is gonna be someones b'itch in prison.. DONT DROP THAT REMOTE!! or is it soap?
4. JADE - October 29, 2009 3:41 PM
This is a joke right?
LMFAO
5. Closet Nerd - October 29, 2009 3:47 PM
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na FAT MAN, FAT MAN
6. Stompy - October 29, 2009 3:50 PM
stompy is gay i think this is stompy
7. Milkman - October 29, 2009 4:02 PM
Did anyone catch they're wearing wifebeaters...lol
8. Sam - October 29, 2009 4:05 PM
Dammit, they're from Iowa too. Too bad they aren't from my hometown, it would be too appropriate.
9. Bob - October 29, 2009 4:08 PM
FRISIT!!!1111!!1
10. Rob - October 29, 2009 4:08 PM
I know what I can go as for Halloween now. Thanks GW!
11. Pat - October 29, 2009 4:12 PM
Andy Dick and Bruce Willis? What are you two doing together?
12. LSDiesel - October 29, 2009 4:12 PM
'Matt, I TOLD you three hundred times to pick up ski masks on the way home'
'I'm sorry sweetie, I only remembered to get the KY and the sharpies'
'Now we'll have to go out and rob someone for money to buy ski masks!'
'We can use the sharpies in the mean time, no one will EVER recognize us'
In the end, what was originally going to be a night of kinky 'raped with sharpie marker' fantasy ended up as a night in jail. Thank you.
13. NoE - October 29, 2009 4:33 PM
wait... did he say permanent?
14. GoSS Jerk no longer sterilized for your pleasure - October 29, 2009 4:39 PM
lmfao, i cant stop, rofl
15. nrgspike - October 29, 2009 4:48 PM
Wow, that's a special kind of dumb...
16. Batman - October 29, 2009 7:22 PM
EPIC FAIL!!!!
This is the time when you should tell your buddy that he looks like a retard. When your friend asks you does this look good and you are about to go rob someone, this is one of those times that you should be kind and say yeah dude you look like a ass, this isn't going to work. Instead of yeah dude you look great, how about me?
17. J - October 29, 2009 9:45 PM
dude, what does mines say, sweet, yeah but dude what does mine say, sweet, no dude what does mine say, sweet!, dude what does mine say, sweet.
18. Jiakasuma - October 29, 2009 10:46 PM
I say Jigglypuff did that to their faces!!!!!!!!!
19. lee.harless - October 30, 2009 2:18 AM
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20. Jaded Icon - October 30, 2009 7:21 AM
@ 3
I think they BOTH will be someone's little b*tch. And rightly so...
21. Thumperchica - October 30, 2009 10:47 AM
18 - +2
22. Mike Hawk - October 30, 2009 2:14 PM
beats the hell out of duct tape. But this is,nt them, they got the wrong guys. Do the maff, do your homework, you know this aint them.
23. smarter than a fifth grader - October 30, 2009 2:15 PM
please kill them before they procreate.
24. PC Computer Boy - November 3, 2009 10:23 PM
Lol, ski mask or proper Halloween make up is cheap. The two should demand their money back if they bought permanent markers since it is false advertising.