Oct 19 2009XBox Live Friend Accept Flowchart: Let Me Guess, You're Another 12 Year Old Racist
This is a flowchart for determining if you should accept a friend request from someone on XBox Live. And I've got to admit, it's pretty spot-on. Of course, I don't accept ANY friend requests because I'm a loner. I even eat alone and, more often than not, have sex. You never seen a bigger bunch of concerned Wendy's employees!
Xbox Live Friend Acceptance Flowchart [kotaku]
Thanks to Grantly, who only accepts requests from people he knows in real life because he doesn't want to risk befriending a robot. Smart, Grantly, smart.
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Reader Comments
1. Don - October 19, 2009 6:17 PM
Awwesomeeeee!!! (1st ? =D for the 1st time XD)
2. zhaetur - October 19, 2009 6:40 PM
win.... such win
3. Don - October 19, 2009 6:43 PM
Yesh I was XD But still... this is .. true and awesomeee!
4. u guys r so losers becuz i said u guys were losers and so is the GW writer, infact he is a stoopid R - October 19, 2009 7:06 PM
READ MAH NAME BEEYATCHES
5. etard cuz i like to talk like des and u all have to get lives here and now fu - October 19, 2009 7:07 PM
READ MAH NAME BEEYATCHES
6. dumb - October 19, 2009 7:08 PM
this is kinda lame, stupid post GW.
7. ck off all of u to he11 now hahahahha id1ots hahahaha morons hahahahha GET A LIFE NOW - October 19, 2009 7:08 PM
READ MAH NAME BEEYATCHES
8. B33F IS G00D!!!111 - October 19, 2009 7:10 PM
@1 epic fail loser
9. pewter - October 19, 2009 7:30 PM
here's my flow chart: 1) am i friendless and gay? if yes to go 2 if no go to 3. 2) accept them. 3) accept only if actually friend or a general. i splooge for generals on a secondly basis.
10. Kintak - October 19, 2009 8:40 PM
Agreeing with #6. This is pretty lame. Saw it on Kotaku already and it wasn't any better on there.
It's like making a breakfast flowchart. Do I feel like cereal? Yes -> Do I have milk?
11. mommy issues? - October 19, 2009 8:58 PM
So this person only accepts friend requests if the person insults his/her... his mother?
12. Reason - October 19, 2009 9:06 PM
you know why this isnt funny? GW is too busy waiting to get off work to dry hump his dinosaur toys.
13. mommy issues? - October 19, 2009 9:31 PM
nevermind
14. CyrisXD - October 19, 2009 11:16 PM
I will soon get an Xbox onday!
http://www.webwrecker.com
15. rad to the power of me - October 20, 2009 12:25 AM
@13 good job on answering your own question. thanks for wasting my time. and yes this post is spot on
16. NEWS TIP! - October 20, 2009 12:42 AM
Why do people insist on calling it XBox!?!?!?!?
The B is NOT capitalized. GW, I thought you were a geek?
Very disappointing.
17. Don - October 20, 2009 2:01 AM
@8 aahh come on =p every1 one who has the chance to have a nr1 post is saying that, so why not =p
18. Geekolojew - October 20, 2009 7:07 AM
Must See!!!
http://alturl.com/obg7
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19. Jaded Icon - October 20, 2009 7:12 AM
Why friend strangers? If my friend fu(ks me over in Call of Duty I just drive to his house and beat his a$$.
@ 16
GW is a geek, you're just a nerd. Only a nerd would get caught up in technical details of capitalization.
20. Pat - October 20, 2009 8:51 AM
@16 Are you an editor, too?
21. LSDiesel - October 20, 2009 10:27 AM
@19, very true. Nerds and Geeks are very different.
Geeks smell better.
22. Boobs - October 20, 2009 11:12 AM
WTF! haters....it's funny how you all try and hurt the writer by bad mouthing him, but in the end he wins retards, everytime you come back to the "stupid site" to comment. So get back to jacking off or whatever yur doing and then just admit that this site is funny and has good shit, sometimes! ha.
23. Dream - October 20, 2009 11:14 AM
rofl about the wendy's employees were all worried about you cause of the sex :p
24. John - October 20, 2009 2:02 PM
My flowchart is much simpler, I just don't accept or deny anyone so the request sits there unanswered forever. You gotta leave them in suspense, that's how you get things you want. It's only a matter of time till I'm showered with gifts.
25. Mags - October 20, 2009 4:46 PM
They spelled Country wrong.
And I'm getting sick of the flow charts because the Comic Sans flow chart takes the win for life.