Oct 21 2009WoW Tankard O' Terror To Be Real Product

Sweet. My mom cancelled my WoW too...

It's Coren DIREbrew. Not Dinebrew

@ #2, who cares?
anyways, I'm tottaly gonna buy this thing, and store shot glasses inside it.

I'm a grammar Nazi. Deal with it.

I'd rather get 'das boot' from Beerfest!!!

http://www.amazon.com/Liter-Machine-Pressed-Glass-Beer/dp/B001LXUKFA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1256172082&sr=1-1

Good evening to all inhabitants of Azeroth. I would like to inform each and every one of you that on the Azgolar server, we are creating a guild full of the most talentedplayers in World of Warcraft. Our guild name is . Why have we decided upon ? Easy...because it's a fact. Those that face us will soon realize that we are the best in the business at what we do, and that's destroying the opposition.

About Us
We are a large collection of friends and e-friends, 95% who have received various official Arena rewards and accolades, who have decided to lay waste to the twink brackets. We will devote nothing short of 100% energy towards this guild and we will accomplish each and every goal we set out. Almost all of our current members have 2500+ Arena teams. However, dominating the 80 scene can only be amusing for so long. Perusing the battlegroup forums has revealed that the lowerbrackets are quite competitive and exceptionally active. I expect nothing but the best from my guild. We will be buffed to the maximum each and every time you see us in the battleground. Not just merely alchemy consumable but raid boss buffs, among others. Each time you see us, we will make an impression. Do not take us lightly.

Do you want to be a part of the greatest collection of WoW talent and be a major player on the twink scene?

What we are looking for

We are looking for that special WoW player who devotes a majority of their time to World of Warcraft. Average daily playtime MUST be at least six hours or your application will not even be considered. Our usual playtime is 4 PM-12 AM but that is a tentative schedule and may change if I think we need more practice.

I will not accept "lone wolf" type players. You must be 100% dedicated to the team. Your individual success in a battleground is irrelevant. If you are not contributing 100% towards the guild's goal, then I will not allow you to queue for a battleground for three days. I will NOT have a guild member embarrass myself or my guild's name.

Second, we are not accepting TRANSFER players. There is a 99.99% chance there is something wrong with your character. I am NOT accepting imperfect characters into my guild. You will start from scratch with us. We shall provide you with the best equipment in the bracket. You will spend your days grinding as a level one, LEARNING about your class as each and every individual exp. bubble fills. There will be not one level where you don't learn something new.

Furthermore, every tenth level you will be forced to duel an original member of the same level. If your performance is sub par, you will be immediately removed from the guild, no questions asked.

Your duels are rated on a 1-10 system. Our council will observe your duel at every tenth level increment. If you ever go below a "5", you are automatically removed fromthe guild. We do not fool around. We are only looking for "the best in the business."

Furthermore, you will be asked to farm at LEAST 100g and deposit it into the guild bank once a week. We have a treasury officer who will provide me with weekly updates on who is performing their duties and who is not. If you fail to providethe guild bank with 100g for 3 weeks, you will automatically be removed from the guild.

We will be participating in the 29,39, and 49 bracket.

For the first 3 months, you will be on a probationary period. At any time, we can remove you from the guild without any questions asked. After the first 3 months, we can remove you but you are entitled to a meeting with our council to plead your case as to why you think you deserve to stay.

Upon your acceptance to our guild, I will email you a multitude of resources pertaining to your class, battleground strategies, our guild code of conduct and policies, and a weekly expense sheet. On Mondays you are required to fill out this expense sheet on what you think you'll take fromthe guild bank for the week. At the end of the week, I will reconcile what you took with what you wrote down on your expense sheet. If they don't reconcile and the variance is large, you will be removed fromthe guild.

Any of those who THINK they are interested, please email me your application, guild history, three contacts who know you, class you are most interested in playing, and if possible, a 30 second fraps video displaying how you control your character to best_in_biz325@gmail.com

Thank you.

@ 6:
GTFO and DIAF.

Gee, one mention of WoW and out come the freaks. SnatchGoblin, you really are an idiot. give yourself +2 nerdyness, -4 muscle tone, +6 lives with mum, -3 tan, +18 virginity. Un-equip your 'Right handed Glove of Anti-Chafe', give your self a half a dozen uppercuts and rack off and get a life.

lol i made one in art class in highshool i still have it not from a game but it looks similar

Is there a guild for Tecmo Super Bowl for the SNES? Cuz, if so, I will destroy you with my custom team. You can pay me 100g a week, fool.

the comments in this post have made the purpose of commenting........... lame. I know a few of you (definitely not @2 or @4, douchesnob) are cool & worth listening to but..... your content has been overshadowed with the dullness of nothing from those who don't matter who've made themselves everpresent

actually I'm just too lazy to read some of the nameless rant a few of you attempted above & unfortunately for you I wasn't listening

lol i made one in art class in highshool i still have it not from a game but it looks similar

-glugs-

very good!

Its looking wonderful and artistic.I too wants that can you please send me the pictures of it.

It's a cup......a cup.
Seriously???

why does it look so plasticky and cheap???? i want some detailed looking sh*t with real metal spikes

Well since everyone else is making shameless plugs, everyone visit my site too!

Never played WOW before...the cup thingy looks cool though...

Save yourself $10 and months of waiting by going to the original source (linked from worldofwarcraft.com) instead of this reseller... http://3point.com/warcraftsteins/

@naas
How about if I start commenting again.... would that make this section cooler?

@6
I think I just turned gayer by reading 5 random sentences from your fackin post, why don't you go do something useful like spank the monkey or something....

losers

@24 if it's anything like the old STOMPY used to, then of course

I like how warcraft players always get the "loser" label from non players, when I find people that play Call fo Duty (or xbox in general) aren't thought of in nearly the same way... and yet often times play just as much as the majority of wow players. Maybe there's something inherently cool about the xbox that makes spending hours going for rank in CoD less nerdy than trying to get new gear for your character in wow.... then again, maybe there's just a lot of hypocrites out there voicing opinions that really don't matter.

#27..... your comment just reinforced why we all think you WoW players are nerds and us that play COD are cool....... and no, we do not play it as much as you WoW people do. nor do we rant on and on about it at work like it is some actual thing that is important.

No Eric, your missing the point. Its posts like @6 that annoy people. Anytime WoW is mentioned , halfwits like Snatchgoblin use it as advertising space for page after page of rubbish. I play COD when i have some free time but its just a bit of fun, jumping on and shooting someone in the face. As per @6 you'd think WoW was real life with the auditioning and the probationary period, code of conducts and coucils and the rest of that crap. Please note: its a frikkin game. Im tempted to go buy WoW, 'audition' for this toolbags guild. Stop brushing my hair, dust myself with flour and abstain from sex for 2 years, get into his guild, play 'Mr Niceguy' for a while and wait for the opportune time to clean out his entire guild bank and then systematically betray and sneak attack every player in the guild so i can sit back and giggle while they throw a hissy fit like that kid in the 'freak out' youtube vids. Retarded posts like @6 would be better off put on sites like "Imyettogrowpubes.com" or "mymomstillmakesmybed.com" and "Thisonetimeatbandcamp.com"

No Eric, your missing the point. Its posts like @6 that annoy people. Anytime WoW is mentioned , halfwits like Snatchgoblin use it as advertising space for page after page of rubbish. I play COD when i have some free time but its just a bit of fun, jumping on and shooting someone in the face. As per @6 you'd think WoW was real life with the auditioning and the probationary period, code of conducts and coucils and the rest of that crap. Please note: its a frikkin game. Im tempted to go buy WoW, 'audition' for this toolbags guild. Stop brushing my hair, dust myself with flour and abstain from sex for 2 years, get into his guild, play 'Mr Niceguy' for a while and wait for the opportune time to clean out his entire guild bank and then systematically betray and sneak attack every player in the guild so i can sit back and giggle while they throw a hissy fit like that kid in the 'freak out' youtube vids. Retarded posts like @6 would be better off put on sites like "Imyettogrowpubes.com" or "mymomstillmakesmybed.com" and "Thisonetimeatbandcamp.com"

YEAH double post.....(farkin machine).....hahaha

I know so many people who would never drink out of anything BUT this if they could get their hands on it...

Can you drink from it ? and is it washable ?

I just got mine!
Yes, washable and drinkable.
It's freakin awesome and it's as big as a two liter!

I LIKE World of Warcraft!BUT I donot player it!no time !

The mug is pretty cool. Too bad the posters in this thread aren't.