Oct 26 2009What Could Go Wrong?: Razor Blade Soap
Razor blade soap is exactly what it sounds like, unless you thought it was razor blade shaped soap, in which case it's not. No, razor blade soap has an actual razor blade inside. A nice rusty one. But don't worry -- you'll bleed out well before the lockjaw sets in. Available for $7/bar, it makes the perfect gift for that special someone in the slammer. Alternatively, Polish roulette!
Razor Blade Soap Puts Your Nipples At Risk [nerdapproved]
Thanks to Closet Nerd, who once made soap with a revolver inside and shot himself in the butt. Use a wash cloth, bro.
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Reader Comments
1. ELH - October 27, 2009 12:47 AM
Perfect for any unhygienic emos.
2. Ouch - October 27, 2009 12:49 AM
Holy heck!! Keep that soap away from my trunk! Might turn that flesh light on!
3. Dinosaur Rex - October 27, 2009 12:49 AM
I'd rather buy them with color, as gifts for my enem...friends :D
4. naas - October 27, 2009 1:18 AM
@1 haha, totally. it's right up there with bacon soap
5. shitzangiggle - October 27, 2009 1:27 AM
they should totally make it black so the razor blade is hidden, it would be the perfect joke...
until someone cuts their balls off ...
but then again maybe that will also be funny
6. Gaby. - October 27, 2009 1:29 AM
Mhmmm, who doesn't like a lovely group A streptococcal infection while they shower?
7. Jynx - October 27, 2009 1:30 AM
I'd only use it if it was used.
The blade.
Because the soap would clean my infected wounds.
8. Peter - October 27, 2009 2:01 AM
As long as it got aid's I'll buy it.
9. rad to the power of me - October 27, 2009 2:11 AM
Who's the worst person? The ones buying this crap or the ones making it?
Although...happy _______ (any holiday) favorite ex of mine
10. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - October 27, 2009 3:03 AM
GAY
11. JeiCass - October 27, 2009 3:28 AM
Nothing will go wrong because REAL MEN DON'T USE SOAP.
12. Mo - October 27, 2009 7:56 AM
I'm Polish and though it used to be my fav site I get more and more offended.
13. Closet Nerd - October 27, 2009 8:02 AM
These would make great stocking stuffers at the suicide clinic!!!
14. Jaded Icon - October 27, 2009 8:47 AM
@ 12
Agreed! We use extra sensitive body wash with a hint of Irish pride!
15. Ollie Williams (www.tylerwarsop.com) - October 27, 2009 9:03 AM
I don't see any viable reason to even manufacture this. It's not funny, it's not clever, it's just stupid.
16. STOMPY - October 27, 2009 9:17 AM
who's up for a drunk guy video....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZQsA7G0hvQ
start the morning off right
17. naas - October 27, 2009 9:31 AM
I still feel drunk from last night
18. College student - October 27, 2009 9:34 AM
This is stupid.
19. greenman - October 27, 2009 9:45 AM
@16. I was going to say the same thing... I just don't get the point....The Bacon soap I get, even though I don't share the love for bacon that many do....but this has no reason for its existence
20. JADE - October 27, 2009 9:45 AM
Can you imagine the disclaimer on the crap before you buy it.
@18 that was me yesterday ,uugghh.
21. Andyman - October 27, 2009 9:58 AM
Ha ha ha...I'm willing to bet the razor blade is encased in clear plastic that you can't see. Otherwise the liability would be huge.
22. patrickyayo - October 27, 2009 10:00 AM
we could sell it to inmates
23. naas - October 27, 2009 10:13 AM
Ollie is starting to sound like a parent & I'm the one with a baby on the way
24. LSDiesel - October 27, 2009 10:26 AM
Good Morning Everyone. I was having some....issues yesterday and was unable to make it to the boards yesterday. I know you ALL missed me.
Although I will say, I think brownies with razor blades would be more appropriate since halloween is coming up and all.
25. Gargamel - October 27, 2009 10:30 AM
@naas...I couldn't help but notice that your last post says "I'm the one with a baby on the way"...and you have a post before that that says "I still feel drunk from last night." Please explain
@LSDiesel...I'm old fashioned...I still stick needles in all my halloween candy.
26. naas - October 27, 2009 10:41 AM
@Deez ☺
@27 sure.... my wife is preggers & I've been up most of the night drinking. Got to get as much of that accomplished now before I lose what I once knew as sleeping through the night before the kid came
27. Closet Nerd - October 27, 2009 10:42 AM
@28 You have NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO idea of how much life "as you know it (now)" will change.... Good Luck My Friend!!!
28. naas - October 27, 2009 10:46 AM
@29 hahaha indeed, hence the binge drinking this week & probably next month
29. Ollie Williams (www.tylerwarsop.com) - October 27, 2009 11:21 AM
@naas
I am a parent. Scary, huh? D:
30. naas - October 27, 2009 11:43 AM
STFU Ollie, I do find that hard to believe unless STOMPY's the mother
31. Celso - October 27, 2009 11:45 AM
Forget to wash your balls.
32. Gargamel - October 27, 2009 11:48 AM
@naas...holy shiet. For some reason or another, I thought you were a chick. My sincerest apologies.
Shoot me your adress so I can send you a "Vampire Mouth in a Can" to make up for it.
33. naas - October 27, 2009 12:01 PM
@34 it was the tetris dress from yesterday, also my questionably feminine facebook picture I know.
I ordered a vampire mouth already too hehe, but thank you for your kindness
34. ciao - October 27, 2009 1:25 PM
Brought to you buy Saw Corp.
"We provide the products to cause a wonderful and twisted demise".
Who doesn't enjoy an occasional Saw parody crack?
35. rad to the power of me - October 27, 2009 4:16 PM
Good freaking Lord!
Ollie's and Closet nerd have kids and now naas has one on the way! what is happening to the late night drunks these days!? next thing you know LSDzl and Stompy are going to be chimming in saying they have some hellions running around too! i'm even more affraid to grow old now. Ohh well we couldn't get much worse than the direction we are going now....Mini Naas for President
36. lauxinator - October 28, 2009 12:22 PM
the perfect baithing insturment for an emo kid!
37. lauxinator - October 28, 2009 12:22 PM
the perfect baithing insturment for an emo kid!
38. Closet Nerd - October 28, 2009 12:28 PM
@37 My first born actually turns 3 today.
Crazy how fast time flies by.
39. Tulloch - October 28, 2009 8:04 PM
A perfect gift for the blind!!!
40. Tulloch - October 28, 2009 8:06 PM
P.S #13... shut up... he rips off quite a few countries no need to go getting upset about yours
41. Brigitta Rae - October 29, 2009 5:33 PM
At least you know it's sterile when you cut yourself!
42. bob - October 30, 2009 11:53 PM
I make the children in my basement wash with these. Hot. (touches self)