Oct 8 2009Well, It's Been Nice Knowing You: NASA Plans To Blow Up The Moon Tomorrow Morning

I want moon snow cones

you should look on the bright side, the moon maybe full of dinosaurs and brendan fraser!

blow up the moon, its a alabaster retard any way.

it wont work, as everyone knows the moons made of CHEESE !! Om nom nom nom

I just ead an article about this, i've known for weeks but completely forgot until a few hours ago. Can't wait to see the result honestly

they should fill those things with the poopy. that way, when we bomb the moon the poopy will go flying. we can lick it off the moon's surface like that special brown snow... mmm...

does anyone kno if it wud be visible from telescope or something..?

@6 brown snow cones for all, and don't forget the ever popular yellow icicles!

i don't want to die

@8 that's not the real naas

BTW this was pointed out & attempted before -> http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/oh_great_nasa_plans_to_blow_up.php#comment-116531

Why can't we just mind our own business. We have enough to worry about on earth, we don't need to worry about six mile high explosions from the moon that will block out the sun and send the earth into the new ice age. Pack your whale blubber and round up the huskies, we're gunna be eskimos from now on!

If I'm reading this after 7:30 AM I may be dead? Good to know that when I wake up and check Geekologie again in the morning before my circuits lab, I might just be a walking ghost. Hey, no more worried about electrocution!

Balls, I meant to say "worrying." Spelling fail.

Damn, gonna have to go into hiding now..
So they'll be a huge hole in the cheese tomorrow huh ;__;

there will* Haha.

I wish they did it at night so we could see it happen.. but nooo, the sun will be out. at least in this part of the world heh

man i was planning on eating cheese tomorrow you better hope it rains cheese or some one is going down in the cheese hole.

just in case we do die, I don't wanna die without saying...
I LOVE YOU GW!

...Didn't India already find water on the moon like, last week?

maybe blowing up the moon will lead to 2012 x_x

what a waste of money.

we should be cool astroids hit that Mofo all the time! But what if we piss off aliens? It's bad enough we're destroying this planet. Let's start F¥{king with the moon! Let's shoot a hydrogen bomb into Jupiter and jumpstart that mother!

This kind of sounds like when in that time machine movie the americans blew up the moon for some cheese, and bang suddenly mole people, wtf nasa are you happy to be pale and ugly?

read the comments, some people think theyre funny

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Pfft. If they want water so bad, I'll give them some water.

Then I'LL be the hero!

damn i didn't die x_x

Lets put a Wal-mart on that mother! That'll show God!

What gives NASA the right to plough something into the moon....??? Do they think they own it or something??? Arrogant farkwits.

If they're gunna do something so stupid and pointless... why not pour a shit load of purple paint over it or wax/polish?

Wait, so there's no cheese on the moon? T_T
All my hopes and dreams crushed much like the moon.

Taxpayer: "Hey, is there any water on the moon?"
NASA: "Dunno, why?"
Taxpayer: "Just felt like asking"
NASA: "Well, you got $79 million by any chance?"
Taxpayer: "Sure, here ya go!"

........ BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NASA: "Yep."

so when is it exactly for England? 7:30am or what? I'd like to know before then for obvious reasons

you've got about 18 mins. Then boom!

@ 29 I agree with you...i read this the other day and for some reason it pissed me off. Bad enough we ruined this planet....

Soooooo.... no boom. That was just about the most anticlimactic thing I've ever watched. Way to go NASA. Get Michael Bay in there next time to direct.

Isn't this what happened to the moon at the beginning of the Thundar the Barbarian? Ooklah! Ariel! Ride!

Wow.....way to go NASA. Let's not try to out do ourselves. If we're going to waste taxpayer money why NOT spend billions on going to the same place that we have gone to multiple times for no practical purpose. And that folks...is how you write a run on sentence.

i didnt even finish reading it... 8.10 est, sh¡t im dead ....

The only thing interesting about the bomb pew pew was the creepy bearded ped that wandered around the crappy Nasa work stations while the mullet adorned rocket scientist blabbered. To sum it up?
NASA, pew pew. Moon, ooh noes!

Moon is our life source, so if it dies, we all die

News just in.... NASA IN MOON DUST PLUM EPIC FAIL !!

Dusty plums, oo-er missus

NASA IN MOON DUST PLUME EPIC FAIL !!

2nd rule of Zombieland - That's right, we double tapped that lunar zombie all to shit, man!!! NO WAY it's coming back to make a meal out of us!

CRAP! I just realized that it's after 7:30AM, and I'm still reading this! Guess I'm a zombie too now. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit...and I had plans this weekend! Oh well...

UNNNNGGGGHHHH....brrrraaaaaiiiiinnnnsss......nom, nom, nom

Armageddon??
Nice knowing you guys...

Hmm... No new posts yesterday.
Think GW is hiding in an underground bunker fcking his plastic dinosaurs like a two year old to keep his mind off the fact that the moon has been blown to smithereens and how Earth is completely flooded?

And what if instead of a 6 mile high explosion, we just get a muffled *pft*
What happens then? 7million dollars for a *pft*

I think NASA stands for Nitwits And Stupid Assholes.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where MAx and several of his friends fly to an asteroid thats gonna hit the earth, and drill a hole into it, for a nuclear bomb.

Apparently it was an epic fail.

Awesome!

@3 - ahh look at the lovely moon in the sky all innocent and white,' others say 'err he's a vanilla rapist, get him away from my kids.

I love how they did this when it was daylight here, so if something bad happened it wouldn't do it over the USA, lol.

i dont understand why nasa has to crash the satellite into the moon. they could just try to land it on the moon and have the exact same effect (as with the mars satellite that they tried to land but forgot to convert miles to feet or some such nonsense and it ended up making a big crater).

or maybe that is nasa's plan -- just keep telling people they are going to crash stuff into planets/moons, and if they successfully pull off a landing they can say it was an accident... given their track record with the space shuttles, they have a difficult enough time safely getting objects out to the space station and back -- and that's, what? 17miles up? --i drive farther to work every day.

So it didn't go? It's 5:08 here, so I dunno.... Well, gotta go to camp.

~I.F.C.K. (Yeah those are my initials) (KCF backwards lol)

@ 19 Yeah ... it was on The Daily Show. Maybe NASA's hoping no one noticed?

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I got footage of it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUku8rYvQQM

Hi..
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where MAx and several of his friends fly to an asteroid thats gonna hit the earth, and drill a hole into it, for a nuclear bomb.

But why is NASA really seeking water on the Moon?

see:

http://notionscapital.wordpress.com/2009/10/21/water-on-the-moon/