Oct 1 2009Website Maps People's Sexual Escapades
Honestly, I don't even know what a sexual escapade is. But if it's anything like the Ice Capades you can count me in! No, seriously, I love skating. Anyway, IJustMadeLove.com is a website where users can let the rest of the world they just made love and where the deed was done. Because there's nothing more romantic after coitus than rushing to your laptop to tell the world you just touched a vagina. And as you can see from the map above, basically only North and South Americans are doing it. Plus a couple people in Europe, but they don't count because their penises are notoriously small. INTERCONTINENTAL BURN! But seriously, don't stop reading, Euro fans. You can stop sending pictures though.
Thanks to Romeo, who just pointed out I'm the number one contribuer to IJustMadeLoveToMyself.com
Reader Comments
1. Billy Rapture - October 1, 2009 6:49 PM
Aaaah!
Now my friends will find out about my accidental one nigth stand with a Taiwanese tranny!
2. Hannukah Montana - October 1, 2009 6:52 PM
What are those pink circles representing?
3. Cruisemissleking - October 1, 2009 6:53 PM
retarded.
Also, posted about 6 times
4. Some Guy - October 1, 2009 7:03 PM
wait, are there two in antarctica? How the... what the... Aren't there only scientists in Antarctica? Cuz we all know scientists don't reproduce. It's a crime against nature...
5. Milkman - October 1, 2009 7:05 PM
FIFTHTARDED!
6. Conspiracy - October 1, 2009 7:27 PM
I love the fact that their are two in Antarctica. BUT MY favorite is the 2 in "South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands" it's a real place it's the one south of Brazil in the ocean.
7. Batman - October 1, 2009 7:32 PM
I love how in Iceland and greenland there is 3, can we all say threesome!!!!
8. johnny mcbaseball - October 1, 2009 7:56 PM
of course brazil has insane amounts, all those pokemones and stuff. crazy scenesters.
9. leeto - October 1, 2009 7:57 PM
Ahahahahaha
There's one in the town I live in.
The note on this post was "it was alright"
I found this highly amusing
10. naas - October 1, 2009 8:27 PM
I bet STOMPYS mom's map looks like the end of Wargames during global thermal nuclear war
11. naas - October 1, 2009 8:38 PM
@2 tunafish
12. Nick - October 1, 2009 8:40 PM
i don't really agree, the only reason the states have so many people is becuase it's the only place in the world with a dense enough population of people who occasionally get laid, but are still gay enough to actually post it up on the internet
13. mike hawk - October 1, 2009 8:50 PM
Meh, just twitter your 'escapades' live while you've got that $3 hooker bent over a trash can. Much quicker.
14. Red Ruffensor - October 1, 2009 9:38 PM
Jeez, I sure thought people humped a lot more than that.
15. zonalpony - October 1, 2009 10:05 PM
GW: you are too funny! where do you get your writing skillz from? i want!
16. Tyrone Slothrop - October 1, 2009 11:07 PM
Jeepers, it looks like a Poisson distribution
17. Jorban Coy - October 2, 2009 3:52 AM
Ice-capades meets Sex And The City...Same fan base.
18. Daisy - October 2, 2009 6:09 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
Thisis exactlylike that scene in the Movie NEver BAck Down where Max went to work in a wrinkled and stained shirt, and his boss tried to fire him, and ended up allowing him to collect pay while staying home.
19. Jorban Coy - October 2, 2009 7:18 AM
Daisy, now you are going to tell me that the moon landing didn't happen and that easy cheese isn't real cheese, or that Pamella Anderson's breasts are fake, or that when my second grade teacher told me that there was a pot of gold at the end of rainbows at recess and to keep running toward the rainbow till I got to the pot full of gold? Shut up. Everyone knows that if it is on the internet it is truth. Wiki that you little gumdrop.
20. That uncle who did that bad thing we don't speak about - October 2, 2009 7:22 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, there has been a mistake. This is actually a map of MY OWN SEXUAL ESCAPADES since LAST WEEK!
Score.
Also, this is clearly fake - like Russia has the internet!
21. Ham Bone - October 2, 2009 7:40 AM
why are all of mine in San Fransisco?
22. Eskimo Dave - October 2, 2009 8:27 AM
One time I test drove a sexual Escalade.
23. mike - October 2, 2009 10:43 AM
The one in Mongolia is pretty funny.
24. naas - October 2, 2009 2:33 PM
@19 calm down you half breed mountain man, you're obviously new to geekologie & you definitely haven't seen 'Never Back Down'
25. Kyster - October 2, 2009 3:52 PM
Marked mine!
26. finfan - October 2, 2009 5:11 PM
Um, I'm sorry, but... I heard someone say people in Brazil have pokemons, when the truth is, hehe your not going to believe this, they don't have pokemons, they DO pokemons! Geesh that through your skulls
Oh btw, I just made love.
27. Excelle - October 3, 2009 8:29 AM
Dammit, this shows none of my exploits, as Mars is not on the map. Sexy alien ladeees!
28. pointerouter - October 5, 2009 2:33 PM
This can't be accurate. Only English speaking people would know about it maybe. Which means English speaking countries are more likely to log on to that site.