Oct 3 2009Twilight: The Way It Should Have Been

OMG FIRST I AM SO MUCH bEtter THAN EVERYBODY ELSE

teh audio for teh screams sounded all odfiwajfoiwajfaoiw

@1 no everyone after you is better because we aren't retarded. Also if twilight was like that i would have watched it, too bad it's a failure of everything about vampires.

LoL, that was frickin' hilarious.

That was better then the entire movie!

@3
Agreed
I mean what's up with putting figin' vampires in every TV show and movie.
I mean they actually made the most awesome man that ever existed a vampire - Nikola Tesla at Sancuary, they also made him a bad guy, what's up with that?

LOL! I Almost, ALMOST! Expected it to be Buffy.

That was fantastic

Woops, forgot my trademark...

When life gives you Zombies... Dating one could be a bad idea, unless your into being eaten, then it will probably all work out.

GAYYYYYYYYYY

@5

Hahaha... I'm inclined to agree.

All 90 seconds of this was absolute brilliance.

lol vampires are the gayest of all movie monsters and people who pretend to be vampires have very simple tiny minds

how sh!t should have been from the start

HA!

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Huh Thank you man that made me feel A LOT BETTER. Besides Vampires from that universe are well hell you've seen them LAME AS HELL!!! In more ways then ONE!!! And seems like they are Pediphiles mixed with creepy stalkers. Do that in real life see how long people dig it, plus when a Vampire gets in the sun burst in to flames don't get all "sparkly glowy" on us!!!!

LOL!!!! FANTASTIC! I LOVE IT!!!! USE PROTECTION, BAHAHAHA!

Vampires are sexy,
like virgin blood on the sheets.
Bite me hard Edward.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max dressed up in his monster costume and made trouble and was sent to his room without supper.

LOL.

And how did you know my girlfriend was going to see that soon to be POS opening night?

AOTS is great. Vampires aren't sexy, they aren't emotional. They are monsters and they deserve to die. Thanks Kevin and Olivia for doing what that dumb bitch wouldn't.

@14 HA! That's funny. I've got a picture that is a lot like Kevin and Olivia video. This picture says everything and yet nothing... Enjoy...

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Just awesome...

What are you?? a v-... a v-... a VIRGIN!

i'm ACTUALLY convinced Daisy is a bot pulling random actions and random movies and compiling them together. i know because robots know not of humour.

just watch out for it's humanity chip, throwing in random extra capital letters and poor spelling/punctuation.

HOWEVER, this video is solid. twilight butchered vampires.

lol that is the best...

@22: LOL! That just made this 20 times better for me!

That was Fuk1ng Awsome

Must See!!!

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"Plus your girlfriend." -> since when do your readers have a girlfriend, nerd ?!

But, Edward would've sensed them coming and heard their thoughts. Thanks for staying true to the plot holes that were in the original movie!

OHH MYY GOOOODDD YOU ARE SUCH A TWIF@G!!!!

One word: Awesome.

This was %110 better than the entire original movie put together.

Astronomical win, this is.

God I freakin' agree. And why does this show keep popping up on this site... I get that it's awesome, and this site is awesome... but can't we have two seperate awesomes? Actually, screw that. Two awesomes put together makes another awesome, so now we somehow have three awesomes: the awesome of courage, the awesome of power, and the awesome of wisdom, which is better than only having two awesomes, right? just shoot me now, seriously. This post is so annoying and I haven't even sent it yet.

oh... and @ 30? there are two vital flaws to your arguement. 1.) I have a girlfriend. And I'm a reader. And 2.) It is indeed possible for a girl to be a nerd too. And we all know the perfect girlfriend for a geek is another geek. Cause she gets him. She knows what he's talking about when he quotes Darth Vader. Not that I do. Just saying.

i hate my firewall...& the weekend crowd suks

Funny video..but really Olivia is just saying what most of us are thinking when it comes to this movie. True Blood is better, imo.

See this is why i belive all the vampires in the Twilight movie aint got shit on Blade. the DayWalker would kill them all.

twilight with cheeseburgers = much betta

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daTTOyu-E1w

<3 Olivia

*siiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhh*

I have to go see New Moon with a friend's girlfriend because I owe him a favor. That's a hell of a bullet to take.

@43 You are quite the friend. Kudos. I'd say now he owes you.

You want to see a real fucking vampire movie, see let the right one in...

@36 - You just made me feel like an awesome girlfriend.

Except I'm usually the one quoting.

And it's usually Hitchhiker's.