This is video from G4's Attack of the Show (featuring Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn) depicting what Twilight would have been like if there was a just and fair God. But there isn't, so guess who'll be watching New Moon opening night? NOT ME! My guess is a shit-ton of 13-year old girls. Plus your girlfriend.
To celebrate how much New Moon sucked the proverbial shimmering wang, here's a trailer for Three Wolf Moon, which, at least based on this video, might actually be worth watching. That said, I did go see New Moon this weekend BUT ONLY TO MAKE A BOOTLEG. Line starts by the gara... / Continue →
This is a Twilight themed engagement shoot by K&K Photography. I'm not really sure what makes it 'Twilight' themed besides 1. being in the woods 2. their outfits and 3. the brooding, uninterested looks on their faces, but I guess that's all it takes. Oh -- and lots of shadows... / Continue →
OMG I can't even begin to describe how awesome it would be to see these two brooding boxcutters getting their asses torn apart by a raptor. I would orgasm. And the whole world would feel it. I'm talking an 11 on the Richter scale here, folks. Total devastation.
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