Oct 11 2009Topless Asian Man Busts Moves/Shows Off His Neo-Geo Collection (Plus Bare Ass!)
NOTE: Double shot of bare ass at 1:24 and 1:28. You can't get that at Starbucks!
This is a video of some crazed Asian man dancing his ass off while displaying some of rarer Neo-Geo titles in his collection. It's by far one of the most disturbing things I've seen, but I can't help but watch it again and again. It has something to do with the way he dances, which is technically amazing. You can't learn those moves in gym class! I don't care how many times you offer to stay after school and help pick up the orange cones.
NSFW: Topless Weirdo Shows Off His Neo-Geo Collection [kotaku]
Thanks to Aisha, who once danced the devil under the table and then stole the bitch's horns. Nice, I want to wear them!
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Reader Comments
1. FIRST - October 11, 2009 11:02 AM
FIRST... also wtf
2. naas - October 11, 2009 11:15 AM
I just got some MAD wood from that.
3. rendereduseless - October 11, 2009 11:21 AM
woah
4. jaja - October 11, 2009 11:25 AM
WHY IS THE RUM GONE !?
5. this guy - October 11, 2009 11:32 AM
i cant tell, but i think it looks like hes living in the attic!
way to break the mold there bob-o, basements are for failures after all.
6. Leeto - October 11, 2009 11:41 AM
What... is... this... feeling?
Is this...... arousal?
7. Ham Bone - October 11, 2009 11:58 AM
does anyone else have an erection?
8. Dan - October 11, 2009 11:58 AM
Why??? WHY
this is really disturbing and time wasting. I feel somehow raped in a way, I dont understand how someone would want to see this video again, i couldnt watch it until the end.
Very GAY.....
9. zinglebeat - October 11, 2009 12:11 PM
Epic.
10. Geekolojew - October 11, 2009 12:20 PM
Must See!!!
http://alturl.com/obg7
________________
11. clever swine - October 11, 2009 12:25 PM
where did that U2 cover / remix come from? gimme dat.
12. wes - October 11, 2009 12:30 PM
hey, i know that guy..
thats buffalo bing
13. Bingo - October 11, 2009 12:41 PM
His name is Rot and he is well known in the arcade scene. There are plenty more videos of him on the net.
14. E - October 11, 2009 12:45 PM
another well done article by geekologie writers.
15. Jaycob - October 11, 2009 12:50 PM
its one thing to do this stuff when no one's looking...
16. bR1an - October 11, 2009 12:53 PM
@ 11
Pet Shop Boys.
Great moves, the nipple tweaks put it over the top.
17. The Doctor - October 11, 2009 1:01 PM
Obviously the geekologie writer is homosexual.
18. Me - October 11, 2009 1:06 PM
What is neo-geo?
19. juju - October 11, 2009 1:34 PM
saw this like 5 days ago.............. youre falling behind.
20. Rootbeerhead - October 11, 2009 1:42 PM
@ 18 /cry
also i woke up this morning and stumbled to the computer and this is the first thing i saw...today is going to be a good day.
21. Wade - October 11, 2009 2:02 PM
Holy softcore gay porn batman
22. GoldLyon86 - October 11, 2009 2:31 PM
Well... I just got eye cancer!
23. cubicleboy04 - October 11, 2009 2:44 PM
Ever dance with the devil under the pale moonlight? This guy did!
24. somethinggood - October 11, 2009 3:01 PM
I wish I was that happy.
25. me.vicky - October 11, 2009 3:30 PM
I feel really bad being the one to point it out, but since this guy was an Asian, it pretty much fits the stereotype we've come to expect of them/
Now, if that one geek kid from high school chemistry had done this, he would be pantsless on the playground with a notebook crammed in his mouth, but this was an asian, and we all know how crazy those AZNs are.
26. Danny - October 11, 2009 3:51 PM
@17 - I concur.
27. Mistress Ishb (aka Aisha) - October 11, 2009 3:57 PM
i love you geekologie writer haha
28. Daisy - October 11, 2009 4:20 PM
FAKE!!!!
Thisis a complete photoshopjob. You can tellits a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactlylike that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was being interrogated by Mr Woodcock, and a crane crashed into the room and busted him out.
29. scurl - October 11, 2009 4:37 PM
this reminds me of how sick i am...i got 20 seconds in before i had to pull my pants back up...
30. Gorramit - October 11, 2009 6:10 PM
Am I the only one who is thinking, "What video game titles was he holding up?" I choose to hold my judgement till after I know which games he was stoked about having.
31. dylans503 - October 11, 2009 6:28 PM
WHAT IS HE DOING????!?!11
32. Genny - October 11, 2009 7:16 PM
This video is disturbing in so many ways.
33. F2 - October 11, 2009 7:37 PM
Well played, Internet. Well played.
All these years we were waiting for the robots to take over and ti was the Internet we should have worried about the whole time. The plan was genius, really: no force will ever lose a pyschological war by betting against humanity's hubris and fetishization of anthropomorphic death machines.
I'll pack up my stuff and report willingly to the meat grinder knowing that, despite the ingenious strategy of a worthy foe, it was in the end our own arrogance that defeated us.
34. Eddy - October 11, 2009 7:39 PM
What some people will do for their fifteen minutes.
35. AG - October 11, 2009 9:30 PM
... Silence of the Lambs springs to mind
36. all this work just to say - October 11, 2009 10:05 PM
It's dancing guy!
37. Android Boy - October 12, 2009 6:21 AM
I'm scared =\
38. Daniel - October 12, 2009 12:32 PM
This guy should take a one on one in a cage with the killer from Silence of the Lambs, while playing Goodbye Horses.
Cheerio!
39. a dog - October 12, 2009 2:17 PM
first
40. the binary c0de - October 12, 2009 2:20 PM
Rot is becoming an innanets superstar for crazy awesome!
41. Bath Captain - October 12, 2009 4:12 PM
This just proves the Geekologie writer is a homo
42. PaNTsMaN - October 12, 2009 5:34 PM
This guy spends the same amount on Neo-Geo that I spend on E's........
We both get just as off tap, dance shit and tweak our own nipples, WTF, why was I never told I had a brother...........
43. The Bush Whackerh - October 13, 2009 7:37 AM
I just puked in my mouth.
44. someguycommenting - October 13, 2009 3:26 PM
jesus christ almighty im jealous that guy has that song and i dont............ what is that song?
FIND ME THAT SONG MY MINIONS!!
45. Amaranth - October 13, 2009 4:48 PM
what a disgrace to the Asian community he is
46. hmmmm - October 14, 2009 8:27 AM
What a normal representation of the Asian community he is ;0)