Oct 24 2009The Internet Moon Is A Series Of Tubes!
So apparently the moon might consist of a network of interconnected tubes, like Swiss cheese. OMG the astronauts are gonna eat it! AAAAAAAAAAH I'M SO JEALOUS!
Images have revealed a hole on the Moon's surface that is at least 260 feet deep and may lead to an underground tunnel more than 1,200 feet wide which is part of an entire network of such winding tubes.
Scientists are hoping for clearer shots from NASA's Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter, but the impression so far is that such a tunnel network could provide shelter for astronauts or potential future Moon colonists.
Two words: giant space worms. Shut up, the giant is silent! But only while he sleeps. Kidding, he's a snorer! I'm not insane, you're insane! Plus a jerk.
Newly Discovered Hole On Moon Leads To Network Of Tubes [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. frst - October 24, 2009 7:16 PM
i would eat that
2. second - October 24, 2009 7:18 PM
That would it you
3. Phatty - October 24, 2009 7:39 PM
sooo... the idea to launch a satellite at the moon to find water could've been completely ignored if they just waited a couple of weeks later to find a big ass hole that was already there in the first place?
4. G - October 24, 2009 7:49 PM
This is no cave.
FIRST to say that.
zing!
5. tn11 - October 24, 2009 8:03 PM
lol love the headline... wonder if gore knew that the moon had holes!
6. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - October 24, 2009 8:13 PM
ENOUGH with the innuendo
7. Han Solo - October 24, 2009 8:50 PM
The first thing that came to my mind was the space slug in The empire Strikes Back. I suspect I'm not the only one...
8. vashsfreak - October 24, 2009 9:18 PM
jaba
9. unicorn semen - October 24, 2009 9:19 PM
I think Chuck E Cheese has something to do with this. There used to be winding tubes under the stage where he performed in my town...man I miss that
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12. Dylan - October 25, 2009 12:06 AM
Well I may be a jerk, a jerk with a huge penis HAI OH!!!
13. Iris - October 25, 2009 12:21 AM
we should make a geekologie party were we'd have the moon as a snack!
14. Rome - October 25, 2009 1:02 AM
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15. OmniSpyder - October 25, 2009 2:17 AM
looks like a cheese it
16. JeiCass - October 25, 2009 2:56 AM
Look look! I'm a moon with HOLES! I shall keep you Earth scientists awake at night wondering if giant space worms exist! MUAHAHAHA!!
Seriously, holes on the moon would be fascinating if there were no such thing as holes before.
17. Alex - October 25, 2009 6:21 AM
it is not a place you just dump something in
18. ender - October 25, 2009 7:07 AM
i don't know anything about space worms, but with the giant you have to go through the eye. like odysseus.
19. Erica - October 25, 2009 9:30 AM
Skolithos!!
20. youdontnomie - October 25, 2009 10:58 AM
I see a future waste dump.
21. - Neal Stephenson, - October 25, 2009 11:19 AM
it is so nice to live in cave .. oh spiders
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22. DOYOUTHINKESAURUS - October 25, 2009 11:33 AM
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23. Dr.Evil - October 25, 2009 11:38 AM
What's with all of these a-holes posting about shoes? Honesly...
24. another dog - October 25, 2009 12:06 PM
Weekend Commentary Sucks, Nothing But Stupid AdvertisingThat Nobody Cares About. Apologies To The Few Of You That Are Regular Readers Here!
25. miss.cayne - October 25, 2009 3:37 PM
CRAB PEOPLE.
26. shellshell - October 25, 2009 4:17 PM
cool maybe the moon has the worms from DUNE livng there :p
27. scurl - October 25, 2009 4:26 PM
this reminds me of the heechee. wonder what we'll find on venus?
28. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - October 26, 2009 12:01 AM
NOT NEARLY AS FUNNY AS STORMTROOPERS 9/11! BLARF~
29. graf zeppelin - October 26, 2009 2:22 AM
Oh Venus. I remember those holes. Those were good times I tell ya.
30. Hole love - October 26, 2009 11:32 PM
Read the New Scientist comments related to this hole story..almost as funny as these ones!
31. Mike - October 27, 2009 12:21 PM
That's no moon! It's a space station!
32. Roberto - October 28, 2009 2:19 PM
GIANT MOON GOPHERS! We will have send Bill Murry and Tiger Woods up there so we can complete our moon course for the PGA tour.
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