Oct 16 2009That Looks Awful: Samurai Gaming Joypad
There comes a time in every gamer's life when you have to ask yourself, "Is the original manufacturer's controller good enough, or should I opt for a questionably constructed peripheral that looks like a skeletal samurai?" Enter the $25 Warrior USB Joypad. Did I mention the samurai's eyes glow green and the face mask is removable? Because that should make it a no-brainer. Suck it, Dual Shock, your ass just got feudal Japan-inated!
Hit the jump for a picture of the rear and one with the face mask on and eyes glowing. YOINKS!
samurai warrior joystick won't win any prizes for ergonomics [technabob]
Thanks to Mark, who doesn't need controllers because he plays video games with his mind. That's called daydreaming, Mark, ask your parents for a Wii or something.
Reader Comments
1. ohno - October 16, 2009 4:19 PM
i want more Falcon stories 4th
2. ClaMs - October 16, 2009 4:20 PM
but I always confuse the square and the circle buttons. :s
3. SiGee - October 16, 2009 4:28 PM
GEH!!!!
4. jaja - October 16, 2009 4:51 PM
Mmmmmm pure failure :)
5. jose - October 16, 2009 4:52 PM
gnarbar
6. Closet Nerd - October 16, 2009 5:00 PM
It's FUGLY BITCH!!!!
7. naas - October 16, 2009 5:04 PM
the damn thing bites your thumbs when entering cheat codes
8. Ciao - October 16, 2009 5:08 PM
lol'd @ first sight
That's the end result of a smashed up samurai...and later on became a zombie samurai puddle...
9. NaKAhi70 - October 16, 2009 5:18 PM
Without it's mask it looks pretty cool, I still don't want one looks uncomfortable to hold =\
10. DeadHead - October 16, 2009 5:34 PM
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douche...
11. Josh - October 16, 2009 5:34 PM
Without a doubt the most uncomfortable looking controller ever but totally badass at the same time!
12. Leo N. - October 16, 2009 5:42 PM
It would make a pretty damn cool Shinobi controller… sadly, it's for gaystation and not Dreamcast. Better luck next time.
13. Gargamel - October 16, 2009 6:37 PM
Why do I get the feeling I've seen this thing in the store before....
14. Richard McBeef - October 16, 2009 6:43 PM
Stoop. I'm not twisting the nipples of a plastic samurai even if it's nips are mounted like posh spice.
15. Aru-San - October 16, 2009 7:32 PM
yuuuck just no.... as a fan of samurai's I'm truly disappointed. this doesn't do them any justice at all. FAIL
16. nymphetamine - October 16, 2009 8:20 PM
i bought this for my husband like 3 years ago, its actually pretty comfy to hold, the eyes are very distracting when youre playing though lol
17. gizmoduck - October 16, 2009 10:05 PM
worst dildo ever
18. Pink Lapin - October 17, 2009 1:09 AM
What are you guys saying??? This thing is pure awesomeness! Now I can enjoy pretending to play Spyro at 2am with the new ribbed-for-her-pleasure features.
19. RONIN - October 17, 2009 6:42 AM
I actually have this controller but its for my PS2. I love mine, works great and haven't had one problem with it for about 3 years now. Course I love Samurai Stuff.
20. lunch - October 17, 2009 9:04 AM
that is so old! i remember that being sold at gamestop years ago
21. rad to the power of power of me - October 17, 2009 2:34 PM
no comment....it's so bad i had to say "no comment" because i don't know what to say.
22. Jaded Icon - October 19, 2009 7:51 AM
Looks pretty cool. Not sure I would get it, unless it came as wireless too.
23. Geekolojew - October 19, 2009 8:13 AM
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24. Nerderella - October 20, 2009 3:46 AM
I need this, it will be part of my ugly stuff collection
25. WZP - October 20, 2009 7:29 AM
Play with that boob ;)
26. AwesumSauce - October 20, 2009 8:41 AM
im awesum i hope dont haz tew confim D:
27. Seiny kat - October 26, 2009 1:08 PM
so yea, I have this, it came with a ninja demon faced guy, with glowy red eyes. I like the ninja better. The samurai didn't work too bad, just his face mask kinda got in the way of the toggles going all the way over in the middle sometimes, which got in the way once or twice gaming. oh and their eye lights, shine right in your eyes, so duct tape woks. I now have blind ninjas and samurais ^-^