Oct 19 2009Stop Laughing, Dog: Duck Hunt Tramp Stamp
This is Crystal. Crystal doesn't get much sun and has a Duck Hunt tramp stamp. Anybody else get the shivers when they see that dog? God, I hated it when he would laugh at me. Now I'm not saying I want to shoot him with my lightgun, but I would stab this chick and steal one of her kidneys. And by one I mean both. I have a drug addiction.
Duck Hunt Tramp Stamp Tattoo [bme]
Thanks to Alan, who was considering a Contra tramp stamp but then bailed at the last minute and got Metroid instead. I think it was the right decision.
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Reader Comments
1. stuffsticks - October 19, 2009 2:06 PM
Shoot that duck!!
also first :)
2. EeneeMeenee - October 19, 2009 2:08 PM
She must be anti-back door. Any guy that's gonna go for the gold is gonna have to face that dog. Who wants to go doggy when the pup's laughing at you?
Must be a lezbian.
3. TheBigDonkey - October 19, 2009 2:13 PM
Looks like a good target for when you pull out.
4. Closet Nerd - October 19, 2009 2:19 PM
Time to go duck hunting with 'potential children'
5. BuckKunt - October 19, 2009 2:24 PM
So if the tattoo doesn't appear the first time you try looking at it, do you need to blow in her ass crack and try again?
6. David Sadi - October 19, 2009 2:30 PM
Im trying to understand the purpose behind the tat. Everyone hates that dog. so she want guys angry as they do her?
I would be like F that dog im leaving.
7. rad to the power of me - October 19, 2009 2:31 PM
@3 haha exactly what I was thinking!
is this not a little wierd to anyone else....? It looks like she is in the dentist waiting room and some rando person behind her was like "let me take a picture of your tat" and the dude in the shot is just praying her shirt will come up a little more.....in other words, Class all the way!
8. Closet Nerd - October 19, 2009 2:34 PM
@5 LOL
9. Ham Bone - October 19, 2009 2:40 PM
I think it is a representation of her inner beauty or whatever freaks say when they get tattoos
PS - Look how pissed that guy on the right is “how long do I have to wait to get a dolphin on my ankle!?!?" -the guy
10. naas - October 19, 2009 2:48 PM
looks like someone already shot the ducks, that tatoo simply says 'you're not the first one to have blown off your gun here'
...I bet the black dude on the left of the picturing is twittering
11. naas - October 19, 2009 2:48 PM
..tattoo, damn
12. Dave - October 19, 2009 2:50 PM
Yeah I think she's just totally into the anger bang, so when guys see that damn dog they get all pissed off and just rail her into next week!
13. BlackKey - October 19, 2009 2:55 PM
Is it racist of me to have first thought the "Stop Laughing, Dog" title was directed at the black guy?
14. naas - October 19, 2009 2:57 PM
@13 no, but you might want to ask yourself why you noticed a black guy in that picture before noticing a chicks tramp stamp
15. Ham Bone - October 19, 2009 3:02 PM
@10 Left?
16. BlindKarianism - October 19, 2009 3:06 PM
I thought it was a whiteboard with the image being projected on it, at first. I noticed the black guy soon after because, well, I'm just looking out for the blacks. They're everywhere........
Does that make me racist?
17. Too bad - October 19, 2009 3:07 PM
Too bad she's fat.
On another note, though, I love that black guy's "what you talkin' bout" face.
18. Pat - October 19, 2009 3:12 PM
Well that's sexier than anything I've seen on The Superficial today!
19. naas - October 19, 2009 3:23 PM
@15 doh, lower right.... thanks
20. Blastphemer - October 19, 2009 3:23 PM
She'd rethink that sh1t after I noticed that laughing sum-b1tch laughing at me and I grabbed him by the ears and started mouth raping that dirty b@st@rd!!! Then I'd jump off and yell out, "Laugh at that c0cksucker!!! I might have missed those stupid ducks, but I finally got back at your punk @ss!"
...(deep breath)it was just a game, it was just a game, it was just a game...that dog isn't even real...he wasn't really laughing at you all those years....
Whew...sorry, had to land my plane there for a moment and come back to reality. What I meant to say was, "What a lovely tattoo...and what was your inspiration?"
f'n dog (grumble, grumble...peas n carrots....grumble)
21. naas - October 19, 2009 3:24 PM
...I didn't sleep to well last night & it's obviously taking it's toll on my thought process
22. Thumperchica - October 19, 2009 4:01 PM
would've been soooo much funnier above the vag, esp. if they used the pubes for grass...
23. Skip - October 19, 2009 4:32 PM
Worst target ever. It would have to be pitch dark, otherwise I'd go limp.
24. Jaded Icon - October 19, 2009 4:36 PM
If your gonna go there, you might as well go geek...
25. Blastphemer - October 19, 2009 4:48 PM
@22
You can smoke pubes???!!! Wow...that WOULD have made it funnier!
Seriously though folks, vag pube ear "muffs"...I'm just sayin'.
26. commenter - October 19, 2009 5:17 PM
it's more like geek stamp than tramp stamp
27. Thumperchica - October 19, 2009 5:32 PM
26 - Gamp stamp then?
28. titsonsnack - October 19, 2009 7:12 PM
What a loser.
29. tr0hl - October 19, 2009 9:41 PM
If i miss, do I get a continue?
30. Geekolojew - October 20, 2009 7:03 AM
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31. jay - October 20, 2009 7:07 AM
the guy in the back does not look happy!
32. Captain Morgain - October 20, 2009 11:23 AM
I really hate to be the one to point this out, but technically, the dog only comes up to laugh at you when you miss all of the ducks, so you would never seen ducks and the laughing dog in the same screen shot...you can now start hurling your cyber eggs and tomatoes at me.
33. paul - October 20, 2009 11:30 AM
Which hole do I put the quarter in again? (@13 - that would be 'dawg', not 'dog')
34. addled - October 20, 2009 12:11 PM
what's jamie foxx doing in the background?
35. MattZilla - October 21, 2009 10:46 AM
I'd shoot it, helluv alot better than a tribal butterfly
HIGH SCORE FTW!
36. Slipgate - November 17, 2009 12:28 PM
I just want to point out, the dog never "laughs" at you. He comes up empty handed and shaking. Not holding his ribs and laughing as most think. He is afraid that the owner will be upset with him if he doesn't bring anything back, which is a typical response for a dog that is trained to do a task forcefully, ie. bird-hunting.