Oct 16 2009Somebody Give Me A Ride To The Grocery Store, Pleeease!: Create-A-Dino Fruit Snacks
These Create-A-Dino fruit snacks from Betty Crocker are hands down the best thing to happen to non-nutritional gummy snacking since Shark Bites. Each package contains a collection of different dinosaur parts and allows you, the snack-star, to create your own dino! Want to gobble a Tricera-raptor? No problem -- the possibilities are limitless! But not really, there ARE a finite number of pieces. Still, I WANT TO EAT EVERY COMBINATION! And even if you do eat a whole box, you've still consumed 0 grams of protein, so you don't have to worry about building any pesky muscle. WIN-WIN? No, WIN-RAWR! Now get inside me you sexy little Stegasaurus-Rex. Oooh -- I've got your tail!
Thanks to Brian, who misses those Garfield shaped fruit snacks that came out when I was in 3rd grade. Me too, Brain, I used to trade M&M's to a friend of mine for all his Odies.
Reader Comments
1. Mr.Checkerss - October 16, 2009 1:11 PM
fiiirsts!!!!!
2. tn11 - October 16, 2009 1:13 PM
i hate you FIRST!!! people...
doesn't something like this already exist?
3. wameru - October 16, 2009 1:18 PM
yummy in ma tummy!
4. Richard McBeef - October 16, 2009 1:18 PM
There used to be these curious george fruit snacks that featured one with george balancing on a giant beachball. if you turned it upside down it looked like a hydrocephalatic fetus with a decayed and shriveled body.
5. naas - October 16, 2009 1:18 PM
'real life sized pieces' not included :(
@1 you fermented piece of dead shit, what the fuĉk is wrong with you dickhead?
http://www.kellerpickem.com/4chan/GetThatShitOuttaHere.jpg
6. naas - October 16, 2009 1:19 PM
@4 in other words.... @1
7. Closet Nerd - October 16, 2009 1:23 PM
I wake up from my nap to find this message board littered with firstards?!
I wanna go back to sleep.
8. Mr.Checkerss - October 16, 2009 1:29 PM
:3
9. naas - October 16, 2009 1:31 PM
some dude in the black hole post suggested dropping this on china..... http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/06/custom_1244642654333_penetrator.jpg
I suggest we drop it on the shrinking shitstain island 'firstardia' - where everybody is absolutely nobody in an imaginary contest of nothing
10. Closet Nerd - October 16, 2009 1:35 PM
My kids have dino snacks and Scooby snacks.
I like to bite the heads off of the dino snacks and the Scooby snacks, and switch their bodies.
11. naas - October 16, 2009 1:36 PM
@8 fuĉk off & commit suicide OR try this shot to cure your current pathetic state of firstarded being. I'm going to try picturing you taking up the antidote & this is exactly what it looks like.... http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/8/doitnow.jpg
12. mike - October 16, 2009 1:42 PM
I got these for $1 per box! they have box tops for education (my kids' school needs em). if they are dye-free, even better!
13. Romulo - October 16, 2009 1:42 PM
This is a terrible idea. Exposing kids to fructose and ARTIFICIAL SUGARS under the guise of dinosaurs is immoral, reprehensible, and should be punishable by deportation.
These kids are supposed to LICK the dino parts to stick them together. The coating on the pieces contains methambutaphyloxitate, a well-known neurotoxin used to brainwash people like Jeffry Dahmer used.
THIS IS KILLING OUR KIDS. We need to create a strikeforce now to stop these insane people from destroying the minds of our kids. Join me at www.stopdinomadness.com and help me prevent EXPOSURE to MERCURY in KID SNACKS.
14. Closet Nerd - October 16, 2009 1:48 PM
@13 But Mercury (and Chinese Toys) just taste better....
15. naas - October 16, 2009 1:57 PM
@13 what makes you so sure about this? You know how many toxins & chemicals kids regularly ingest on a daily basis?
I don't see the problem here. just be glad your kids aren't firstarded if anything, that's waaay worse than a nice sugary helping of methambutaphyloxitate
16. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - October 16, 2009 1:57 PM
sigh
@13 lol oversensitive pussy
17. Closet Nerd - October 16, 2009 2:01 PM
@15 With parents like this, the kids are probably at least 'two steps to the left' of being firstarded
18. GoSS Jerk no longer sterilized for your pleasure - October 16, 2009 2:04 PM
@ 1 .... wish this was you http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q226/phatboimikey/hfgrb.jpg
19. jaja - October 16, 2009 2:06 PM
My goldfish is soooo cool :D
He's fu(king 14 years old damn it D:
Why don't I get a special post dedicated to Kevin the goldfish (Who is silver).
20. GoSS Jerk no longer sterilized for your pleasure - October 16, 2009 2:44 PM
@ 19 probably because your a known firstard
21. Mr.Checkerss - October 16, 2009 3:24 PM
:0 im from firstardia? :]
22. Calabasa209 - October 16, 2009 3:38 PM
@21 yes, from the same festering pile of shite from which all firstards are spawned
23. naas - October 16, 2009 5:06 PM
@21 apparently, which is located at the bottom of every outhouse in a 3rd world country.
big up yourself shitstainer - be proud
24. Mr.Checkerss - October 16, 2009 10:07 PM
I am proud.
25. JJtoob - October 17, 2009 2:29 AM
Wow, GW, you were so excited you forgot the to type some tags for this post. I do always read them, you know, cus they are funny.
26. rad to the power of power of me - October 17, 2009 3:01 PM
@24 never have i heard of someone being proud to be a festering pile of human waste at the bottom of a 3rd world (literal) shlt hole. good for you you have no real value and we don't have to waste our time hopeing and woundering that you will one day better yourself
27. Teege - October 18, 2009 4:11 PM
Duuude I had these, WAY not worth it, you can't even make dinosaurs with them, they don't work. Big disappointment.
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