Oct 28 2009Save The Nails For Me, Clark: Meat Hands
Meat hands are exactly what they sound like unless you thought they were gloves printed to look like your hands without skin, in which case, God you're sick. No, basically they're meatloaf molded in the shape of hands with onion slices for fingernails and arm bone and some melted cheese on a bed of mashed potatoes. Would you eat them? Because I wouldn't. I don't care how much hair you sprinkle on top! Okay, yes I do. No pubes though! Fine, MINIMUM PUBES.
Hit the jump for several closeups of the arguable deliciousness and a link to step-by-step instructions.
Meat Hand [notmartha] (with a ton more pictures and step-by-step instructions)
Thanks to Steve P, Thomas and Spikey DaPikey, who only eat vegetables feet.
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Reader Comments
1. vicmorrow - October 28, 2009 7:26 PM
I have to say, there is no way i could eat that. i've been thinking about it. i couldn't.
2. unklepete - October 28, 2009 7:28 PM
dare i say it.....? Finger lickin' good!
3. Noah - October 28, 2009 7:29 PM
Cool
4. Eskimobob - October 28, 2009 7:43 PM
/vomit. needless to say i would eat it
5. Oscar - October 28, 2009 7:51 PM
Mmm... Now that's what I call a good home cooked meal.
6. Nathan - October 28, 2009 8:13 PM
I would start to eat it because it looks like extremely burned pizza. But then I would figure out that it's meatloaf and say, "Meatloaf! What the heck!?" Seriously, a loaf of meat. What the heck?
7. Lebowski - October 28, 2009 8:22 PM
Now that's what I call good eats! Ya gotta give em' a hand...
8. Chinese Gifts - October 28, 2009 8:24 PM
Yes, I wouldn't eat it too.
9. Iris - October 28, 2009 9:10 PM
I love meat but I wouldn't eat it..
or maybe I would
10. jaja - October 28, 2009 10:18 PM
After looking at all these new posts, I realised why I love geekologie so damn much <3
11. JSSmith - October 28, 2009 10:58 PM
Now THATS a handy dinner idea (zing)
12. Brocky1495 - October 28, 2009 11:10 PM
That shit looks nasty.
13. Anonymous - October 28, 2009 11:36 PM
ITT: Hand puns
14. STOMPY - October 29, 2009 12:01 AM
I once tried to make a meatball molded out of a cast of my left nut but I ran out of plaster making the cast and just ended up humping a pile of meat for about two hours.... Just thought you guys should know that...
15. dfd - October 29, 2009 2:33 AM
dfd
16. KillaV - October 29, 2009 3:19 AM
@ STOMPY I almost peed. But I'd eat it. It's quite HANDsome.
17. Angela - October 29, 2009 4:49 AM
Wow, what a creatively clever way to display meatloaf and mashed taters. Now if I couldn't get my kids to eat before this should definitely do the trick now. ;p
18. graf zeppelin - October 29, 2009 7:55 AM
I don't eat parts of any animal. at least not a dead one. ladies?
19. Jaded Icon - October 29, 2009 8:39 AM
I'm torn by my love for meat and my fear of becoming a ravenous cannibal...
@ 22
Are you saying you suck c*ck? Because the way you phrased it....
20. Drew - October 29, 2009 8:53 AM
@23
Hahaha.
21. JADE - October 29, 2009 9:01 AM
That has to be the sickest food item I have ever seen, however it would be cool as hell to serve for dinner. Man I can just see their faces now......
22. Ollie Williams - October 29, 2009 9:30 AM
Disturbing, truly.
23. Milkman - October 29, 2009 10:10 AM
Creative, but freaking gross.
I'll take ten!
24. v pills - October 29, 2009 11:46 AM
v pills
25. göğüs büyütücü - October 29, 2009 11:47 AM
göğüs büyütücü
26. seks shop - October 29, 2009 11:52 AM
seks shop
27. Hawk - October 29, 2009 12:28 PM
Carl approves!
"Carrrrrll! That kills people!!"
28. Hawk - October 29, 2009 12:30 PM
Oh, since you guys are probably no where near my level of geekness, let me give you a link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y
29. ciao - October 29, 2009 1:30 PM
hahaha! that's cute, I might use this in a recipe for my Halloween dinner with my folks. ;)
30. Latina chikah freekah - October 29, 2009 3:48 PM
ewww! lol.. creative but o so awkward. men dont even think twice about wha they stuff into their face. lol..las chikas we examine and smell it first.....then we decide if its mouth worthy. ha! ..@ Stompy and Jaded Icon. ..funny!
31. Zombie - October 29, 2009 7:06 PM
OMM NOM NOM NOM
32. Grace - October 30, 2009 12:19 PM
cool! albeit in a disturbing kinda way! lol
33. Derron - October 30, 2009 12:28 PM
I'll eat that...I'm hungry right now, actually. Anything to freak out a friend or two.
34. McBiteypants - November 3, 2009 6:29 PM
I made this for Halloween, it was a BIG hit. Of course we started thinking about other body parts we could make out of meat to eat....
35. Maya - March 10, 2010 6:19 PM
It is always my pleasure to make comments when I like something and that way show an appreciation of work, opinion, new idea and so on.. of the author.
However in this case I am really disgusted with just a pictures alone, not to mention to touch it. We are humans and should have certain standards. What might seen to someone as a fun (warped for sure) might not be as such at all,
People come in all packages, its true, but still, basic of what is appropriate and what not differ us from an animals. Keep that in mind.