Oct 8 2009Raptor Jesus Went Extinct For Your Sins

perfect. just perfect.

okaaaaaaaaay?

Oh this should start a 'fun' conversation between Darwinists/evolutionists and creationists....

Jesus did it for the Chicks
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raptor jesus isnt real

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This is one of the dumbest things I've seen a long time...

@7 I agree...

This is one of the funniest things I've seen a long time. . .

@7, then why are you on Geekologie.com?

@7 is Christian your name or religion? Or both?

Everyone knows Jeebus was a brontosaurus sort of a guy. That said, his brontosaurus would obviously be flanked heavily by spitting lizards from Jurassic Park. Forward ho!

WWTRJD?

i bet he would ride the flying dog thing from never ending story

Utahraptor - sweet t-rex/raptor hybrid.

@12, Brontosaurus never existed. Learn your dinosaurs.

WWJD (for a Klondike Bar)?
http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/wwjd-for-a-klondike-bar/

@12 yeah, I'm going with the brontosaurus.
Its gentle and likes to hang out in the water.
Think of the baptisam possibilities.

@10 The site is called geekologie implying things such as video games, sci fi, etc. not Christ bashing.

@11 I am a Christian but it's not my birth name.

@16 yes they did..They changed the name to Apatosaurus thus,confusing
all of us who grew up in the olden days..
I could be wrong but, all 4 of my little ones are still learning about
this dino in kindergarden.

@19 Learn internet, it's called a meme. L2 troll

And just like that....... we're all going to hell.

@19

"Geekologie is a geek blog dedicated to the scientific study of gadgets, gizmos, and awesome."

I assume this would fall under the "awesome" category, and so, with kind regards, GTFO.

Aw the J man was all about triceratops.... its in the bible

@17 HAHA

@19
How do you get Christ bashing from this?
Its a joke!

@23

Well I guess "awsome" depends on your point of view

meh
+
yuh
=
weh

nothing wrong with raptor jesus, personally i like to think of my jesus with a a big ass sword....smiting evil and stuff....

@25

Alright, maybe "bashing" was a poor choice of words but it is disrespectful to Jesus and His sacrafice.

@5
My faith in Raptor Jesus is all the evidence I need and i can feel his flesh devouring presence in my heart so i KNOW he's real!

Once you accept the hunger of Raptor Jesus into your heart you will be saved!

@20, No, they didn't. Scientists didn't just change the name, they realized they had been putting the wrong skull on the wrong body (this mixed up combination was called brontosaurus) and when they fixed their correction, they named it Apatosaurus, which means 'deceptive lizard'.

So I WAS right. It technically never existed.

Fake!!

It can't be Raptor Jesus. He has no beard!

If you honestly think that this is disrespectful towards Jesus and His sacrifice, I'm sure that Jesus would tell this guy, "You have a picture of My body, with a raptor head. I forever will hate you and revoke you in front of My Father."

Wait, what? One second... he wouldn't do that? He wouldn't.... oh... Christians are getting upset because someone targeted their belief. Got ya... I'm sure they have never done anything to upset any other religions.... they have? Shit... well then... maybe they should sit back, and let he is without sin cast the first stone.

P.S. That tattoo is hilarious. 10/10

@26

You're right, and no one asked for your preachy ass to give yours. Take your bible thumping elsewhere. Your self-righteous mentality is the exact reason why I hate religion.

"Agree with me and what I believe or you're a moron!" (ref. #7)

By the way..

Sorry for the hiatus the last week.. been on vacation. I missed you all terribly. Thank god I have a few of you on Facebook so I can keep up with the times.

@31
Way to bash a girls dreams and intellegence....

Fine......My Jesus would ride an Apatosaurus
because he likes to hang out in the water ...
(AND, insert joke about sneaky lizard) te he he

dino jesus only died for our sin so he could go in FTW! that's right he 1-up's regular jesus in my book...

This is an abomination! It disrespects Jesus’ final sacrifice......of dinosaurs. He really beat their *ss. That being said I bet this guy wouldn't tattoo a raptor Mohamed. Making fun of Christians is the safe alternative.

@33. "let he is without sin cast the first stone."

Dont you mean "cast the first meteor"?

@34

Preachy and self righteous? Please give one example of me saying anything of the kind. This is a public forum is it not? @7 all I did was make a simple statement of opinion like every other poster here. So you should be able to state your opinion while I should just go away?

Get over is dumbasses. you think that by bashing Jesus and the Bible you're so cool. It's hard to believe the that "modern" and "intelligent" thing to do is make fun of people for their beliefs *GASP* the same way Christians made fun of evolution and the big bang! Don't you think the world is being hypocritical by throwing stones at each other for doing the same thing to each other??

I wonder if a lot of big mouths hiding behind an ip address would be willing to say the same thing in a crowd. Easy to sound smart when your typing behind a keyboard, isn't it?

Quick, everyone attack any christian who gets upset over this and mindlessly call them self-righteous and all kinds of other mindless slander! And don't forget to be a total hypocrite by calling them a moron for what they believe and then accuse them of calling anyone who disagrees with them a moron!

Whoops, too late. Some of you are learning to jump on the bandwagon of utter stupidity before it even leaves the station. Now THAT'S progress.

Raptor Jesus Died LOL

@40

Give one example? Okay. How about "[this article] is disrespectful to Jesus and His sacrafice." That's just about the pinnacle and definition of "preachy", and you even spelled 'sacrifice' wrong.

The problem was not a statement of your opinion, it was your implication of what I already said. And yes, you should go away. At least my opinions are unbiased and relevant to the post, and not simply a chance to prove some sort of superiority over others because you believe something most here don't, or at least those who have the common sense to keep such trolling to themselves.

@41

Yet another ridiculous stereotype of organized religion. "Agree with me and what I believe or I'll hurt you!" Your threats of violence are typical of your "last ditch effort" when you're losing an argument about your fairytale god. It seemed to work out well for you during the Crusades, no wonder it still applies to your religious zealots today.

I was really hoping that this wouldn't turn all religious because for some reason, that is what separates us. We can laugh and joke about movies, books, video games, even politics, but don't you DARE go stepping on someone's toes when it comes to religion.

I'm not taking sides here. Just pointing out that it's pretty weird no one can talk religion without someone getting upset.

Oh and @44, for not liking people being preachy, your three paragraphs of anti-religion sounds a little on the preachy side.

Religion is just modern Mythology

@44

I'm not too sure you understand what preachy is. If you have the guts to read the rest of my post you'll get some real good 'ol fashioned preachin'...

2 Timothy 3
 But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God— having a form of godliness but denying its power.

To me this sounds sort of like the times we live in..actually it sounds exactly like it!

Also,
2 PETER 3:3-4

 First of all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. They will say, "Where is this 'coming' he promised? Ever since our fathers died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation.

But there is hope...

John 3:16-17
   "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the  world through him..."

Romans 10:12-13
For there is no difference between Jew and Gentile—the same Lord is Lord of all and richly blesses all who call on him, for, "Everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved."

In the name of Jesus Christ,

PEACE!!!

@47
Words written in a book, by a man, mean/prove nothing

if you Zealot freaks just want to cry, dont come to gadgets gizmos and awesome 'THIS IS GEEKOLOGIE!' Laughing...no but seriously just dont come here

I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to say that this failed to offend me. R2 and I just want to know where to go get this sweet tat. We would prefer Master Yoda Jesus. Red Five standing by.

@47, Powerful stuff my friend.

What a great argument, I wish I'd brought weapons to hand out. I never get into religious argument, so pardon the lack of my normally stupid-ass comments

2012 is just around the corner, is anyone surprised it's like this? me neither I do however, have a sneak peak as to how it all goes down http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX6cfzDpd_o (sorry to those who are at work with no youtube)

Also, just wanted to say thank you for having the balls to stick your neck out and spread the gospel without fear. It is more than a lot of us are willing to do.

@51
God (who was played by James Mason) said, "I will kill everything, except for the swimmy ones and floaty ones, who will survive due to a loop hole."

so he'll come to town on an Allosaurus http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allosaurus

the only thing more annoying than hearing about how much you are offended(no one could really care less) is hearing people argue(on both sides) about it. just stop your crying.

@55
He'll ride in on a Rancor.

I nearly **** myself when Jabba made me fight that beast.

@28

Me too! Flaming sword of righteousness!

@44 - hurts, doesn't it? when your beliefs are challenged. Giving us misapplied names, stereotypes, and using a statement as a straw man for "violence", then obviously you're in the same boat as religious freaks who go cukoo when called out. That is not an "unbiased" or "relevant" to the post my friend. Not so different there, are you champ? Everyone just can't WAIT to jump on the "christian bashing" bandwagon.

This did not have to end up in a religious topic, in fact, GW even said "were NOT going there." This was just the GW posting a pic of a Jesus-Raptor photo because he loves Dinos and asked what dino JC would ride on (which we all know would be a Plesiosaur). It didn't bother me, what bothers me is the moment that even a hint of religion comes up, everyone grabs and torch and the "STUPID CHRISTIANS" chant arises.

This subject is always so touchy. So touchy in fact, Daisy didn't even post in here this time.

@56 - You are right, this is stupid.

@56 the only thing worse than what you just described is taking the time to complain about just that

Nobody know's what I look like ..............except Jesus and

The holidays are hard on everyone

knows, not know is

pfft

I wrote out a big long reply to most of you, but I trashed it. I'm not here to change peoples mind, and "they" certainly aren't going to change mine. I'd like to point out that I didn't start this flame war, I simply fueled it by playing devils (zing!) advocate. This article could have ended with the normal funny quips, but religion got brought up on a topic that is obviously ridiculous and meant to be a joke.

Next article.

@60 lame return, but good job empowering the mindless to propagate useless/boring comments on an awesome website, again good job

@59
Give Daisy time....
She even posted her usual comment on a photo of the 9/11 tradgedy, so its not that she is above it..... she just hasn't gotten to it yet.

All hail the flying spaghetti monster!

Wow, this topic has more posts than the last religion argument about the re-virginizer kit.

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/wait_what_fake_virginity_kits.php

@66 seeing that you're #66 let's see if we can stretch this to 666 comments.

Jesus had red hair before becoming a chinese carpenter & sawed his arms off once before Immediately regrowing them back to proof to his village HE was in charge and HE wanted a bowling alley at the fair each summer

It was in a pamphlet I got outside a church once in Utah from a bloke who didn't believe in mormonism

woa... to prove it to the village, not proof it. What the hell am I thinking here

@69 bow chika chika woo woooaaaahhhhh

i just love these religious conflicts, i am still LMAO. pitty i am late to add fuel to it....

You have a long way to go.

@70 GossJerk! It's never too late to get into a conflict of faith, it's been going on in the middle east for centuries. Welcome in

Did you mean breathe fire?

Check out the rest of my work @ myspace.com/13jak ... hail Raptor Jesus!

awesome tatt

You people are focused on the wrong things...
The discussion is supposed to be..

."about what sort of dinosaur mount you think Jesus will ride into battle against the robots" The Prophet G.W.

FOCUS PEOPLE...FOCUS

@39 You sir, win the internet.

*Hands package with a bow*

@76 - Couldn't agree more. To heck with who is right and who is wrong. We need to focus on the important issues here. Jesus, whether he was the all powerful son of God himself (sorry...Himself) sent to earth to save us all, or whether he was simply a clever guy with some crazy ideas for a better society, I think we all know he would ride a Brontosaurus into battle. That's right, stupid old LSDiesel, going on about sticking your balls out and preaching the gospel. I learned my dinosaurs now, and give nary a hoot. If Jesus wants to bring to life some dinosaur made out of a jumbled up load of other dino bones, then who am I to argue. Jesus is all powerful. If he wanted, he could make a flying raptor with back spines.

i like this, A LOT :)

42 FTW.
I love irony involved in these debates. Everyone uses the flag of "tolerance, judgment, and hypocrisy" to make a point, while at the same time, being judgemental, intolerant, and hypocritical. Ahh the interwebz...

Raptor Jesus is a smirk worthy meme at best...

Also, Jesus would not ride into battle... wouldn't that go against everything he's ever said/done?

@41 Actually I would and I have.

LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!!!!

that's just lovely

Brilliant!

Holy shittlez I hate black people. Why can't they just act like civilized people instead of like savage beasts? Oh and btw I have a Global MBA so im not some naive redneck that indugles in horizontal refreshments with a blood relative

I know its random but my GOD they are a waste of oxygen

Lulz

im glad my tat has sparkd such random niss haha
well hit me up www.myspace.com/xxdj_pinkxx if you dont bleave its my tat haha laters

#5
Why do you think he's not real ?
with god all things are possible.

Just wanted to say thank you for having the balls to stick your neck out and spread the gospel without fear.

@47

Leviticus 12:1-5

And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days; according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean. And in the eighth day the flesh of his foreskin shall be circumcised.And she shall then continue in the blood of her purifying three and thirty days; she shall touch no hallowed thing, nor come into the sanctuary, until the days of her purifying be fulfilled. But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days.

So if your mom gives birth to a boy she only has to wait 33 days to go back to church, but if it's a girl she has to wait 66 days? Wowie, girls must be dirty.

Deuteronomy 13:6-10

If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.

Ah yes, stone the non-believers to death. How loving and compassionate.

Or what about that classic bondage hit, 1 Corinthians 14:34-35:

Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

lolololololol women can't speak in church.

Deuteronomy 22:20-21

But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

So if I marry some women's lib harlot and she's not a virgin I should gather up my boys and stone her to death?

Or what about Deuteronomy 23:1-2

He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD. A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

So if charlie took my stones outside of danang I can't go to church? And the next verse shows god forsaking children of single mothers. So inclusive.

The oldest existing copy of Isaiah 53 was written at least 100 years before Christ.  That copy was discovered with the Dead Sea Scrolls. The original was written centuries before that.  

Isaiah 53

 1 Who has believed our message 
       and to whom has the arm of the LORD been revealed?

 2 He grew up before him like a tender shoot, 
       and like a root out of dry ground. 
       He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, 
       nothing in his appearance that we should desire him.

 3 He was despised and rejected by men, 
       a man of sorrows, and familiar with suffering. 
       Like one from whom men hide their faces 
       he was despised, and we esteemed him not.

 4 Surely he took up our infirmities 
       and carried our sorrows, 
       yet we considered him stricken by God, 
       smitten by him, and afflicted.

 5 But he was pierced for our transgressions, 
       he was crushed for our iniquities; 
       the punishment that brought us peace was upon him, 
       and by his wounds we are healed.

 6 We all, like sheep, have gone astray, 
       each of us has turned to his own way; 
       and the LORD has laid on him 
       the iniquity of us all.

 7 He was oppressed and afflicted, 
       yet he did not open his mouth; 
       he was led like a lamb to the slaughter, 
       and as a sheep before her shearers is silent, 
       so he did not open his mouth.

 8 By oppression  and judgment he was taken away. 
       And who can speak of his descendants? 
       For he was cut off from the land of the living; 
       for the transgression of my people he was stricken. 

 9 He was assigned a grave with the wicked, 
       and with the rich in his death, 
       though he had done no violence, 
       nor was any deceit in his mouth.

 10 Yet it was the LORD's will to crush him and cause him to suffer, 
       and though the LORD makes his life a guilt offering, 
       he will see his offspring and prolong his days, 
       and the will of the LORD will prosper in his hand.

 11 After the suffering of his soul, 
       he will see the light of life and be satisfied  
       by his knowledge my righteous servant will justify many, 
       and he will bear their iniquities.

 12 Therefore I will give him a portion among the great,  
       and he will divide the spoils with the strong,  
       because he poured out his life unto death, 
       and was numbered with the transgressors. 
       For he bore the sin of many, 
       and made intercession for the transgressors.

Luke 6:22,23

 22 Blessed are you when men hate you, 
      when they exclude you and insult you 
      and reject your name as evil, because of the Son of Man.

 23 "Rejoice in that day and leap for joy, because great is your reward in heaven. For that is how their fathers treated the prophets."

Who is the Son of Man you might ask? Jesus!

 60 The high priest stood up and came forward and questioned Jesus, saying, "Do You not answer? What is it that these men are testifying against You?"

 61 But He kept silent and did not answer. Again the high priest was questioning Him, and saying to Him, "Are You the Christ, the Son of the Blessed One?"

 62 And Jesus said, "I am, and you shall see THE SON OF MAN SITTING AT THE RIGHT HAND OF POWER, and COMING WITH THE CLOUDS OF HEAVEN."

 63 Tearing his clothes, the high priest said, "What further need do we have of witnesses?

 64 "You have heard the blasphemy; how does it seem to you?" And they all condemned Him to be deserving of death.

 65 Some began to spit at Him, and to blindfold Him, and to beat Him with their fists, and to say to Him, "Prophesy!" And the officers received Him with slaps in the face.

An Old Testament prophecy of a time still to come...
Daniel 7:13,14

13 "In my vision at night I looked, and there before me was one like a son of man, coming with the clouds of heaven. He approached the Ancient of Days and was led into his presence. 14 He was given authority, glory and sovereign power; all peoples, nations and men of every language worshiped him. His dominion is an everlasting dominion that will not pass away, and his kingdom is one that will never be destroyed."

AUSTIN 3:16

NOW THAT`S WISDOM !!

Manichaean paranoia

You are the coolest shit ever im going to get that tattoo on my back.

this raptor jesus shit is a bunch of bullshit so all of yal raptor people can fuck yals self