Oct 1 2009Pew Pew Pew!: Fallout 3 Laser Rifle Replica


Harrison Krix of Volpin Props (who also made the amazingly realistic ADAM syringe) went and constructed an accurate replica of the AER9 Laser Rifle from Fallout 3 out of wood. In 30 hours. With only minimal black magic. I want it. After all, life is all about the pews. Obvioiusly, I'm talking about those chairs at church. I can't stand and pray for shit!

Build Page [volpinprops] (with a ton of pics, including the build)
Make your own Fallout 3 laser rifle for fun and profit [dvice]

Thanks to Trav and SC2ZERGOMG, who once shot each other in the eyes with lasers and are now both legally blind. Good going, guys. At least you get eyepatches!

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First yeah!

now that I'm "first" king i use my lzr rifle to pew pew all my royal subjects.. that means you

@ 1 .... Fukk you Firstarded firstard,

Sweet gun! but if its wood, wouldn't it burn when fired???

If you don't direct anything towards, or say anything about, the firstards they will go away, you are just fueling the fire.
cool too

I love Fallout 3, and this replica made me PEW my pants.
Looks great!

your just mad that you are never first plus I'm king and i say you are a fail on life

You GUYS are so stupid.........yep.........stupid.

i'll blow you all for 20$ just bring the peanut butter and I'll do the rest

@ 4 ... that is actually incorrect, the amount of firstards rise untill we start educating them that firstardedness is not well recieved here.... then they go away.... and we ignore the new ones untill it starts getting unbearable again...

Don't hate me just because I'm a homosexual. You wanna know the truth? I hate myself and I hate my life and I come on websites and make fun of people who I actually think are a lot cooler than I am. It helps me to not cut my wrists. The only thing I do for REAL fun is have sex with a stuffed kitten my granny gave me, but now its so crusty that I can't even do that anymore.

with wood like that i bet this guy gets laid all the time

I need that rifle, I work with mutants and they need to be pewed into dust.

@ 10, i couldn't care less if you are a homosexual.... why dont you throw the stuffed kitty in the washing machine, it'll be nice and soft once it's washed you moron... and about cutting your veins.... if that's what it takes to get rid of firstards, then go ahead, i dare you ...

your all mean

@13, Go easy on him. His tiny brain can't give him the words to defend himself.

@ 15 ok...

@ 7 you sound like a guy

ok this is the real scruff and i do no approve of the way others think that they can be me... its just not right... on the other hand.... is meh penis

Somebody has way too much time on their hands to create that!


Just ignore the Firstards and they will not bug you, that's all they want is attention...

On a BRIGHTER and HAPPIER note, This gun is Fail to the first power. (Yet I still want many in my collection)

@19 i want you...in my collection

I'm going to try to get commission him to make me something next year, but he isn't accepting commissions until February :(

id like a gauss

@ Scruff Mcgruff... .... ...... Asl please?

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