Oct 1 2009Pew Pew Pew!: Fallout 3 Laser Rifle Replica

Harrison Krix of Volpin Props (who also made the amazingly realistic ADAM syringe) went and constructed an accurate replica of the AER9 Laser Rifle from Fallout 3 out of wood. In 30 hours. With only minimal black magic. I want it. After all, life is all about the pews. Obvioiusly, I'm talking about those chairs at church. I can't stand and pray for shit!
Build Page [volpinprops] (with a ton of pics, including the build)
and
Make your own Fallout 3 laser rifle for fun and profit [dvice]
Thanks to Trav and SC2ZERGOMG, who once shot each other in the eyes with lasers and are now both legally blind. Good going, guys. At least you get eyepatches!
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Reader Comments
1. Scruff Mcgruff - October 1, 2009 3:33 PM
First yeah!
2. Scruff Mcgruff - October 1, 2009 3:35 PM
now that I'm "first" king i use my lzr rifle to pew pew all my royal subjects.. that means you
3. GoSS Jerk now sterilized for your pleasure - October 1, 2009 3:38 PM
@ 1 .... Fukk you Firstarded firstard,
Sweet gun! but if its wood, wouldn't it burn when fired???
4. Me - October 1, 2009 3:40 PM
If you don't direct anything towards, or say anything about, the firstards they will go away, you are just fueling the fire.
cool too
5. LSDiesel - October 1, 2009 3:41 PM
I love Fallout 3, and this replica made me PEW my pants.
Looks great!
6. Scruff Mcgruff - October 1, 2009 3:42 PM
your just mad that you are never first plus I'm king and i say you are a fail on life
7. JADE - October 1, 2009 3:45 PM
You GUYS are so stupid.........yep.........stupid.
8. Scruff Mcgruff - October 1, 2009 3:47 PM
i'll blow you all for 20$ just bring the peanut butter and I'll do the rest
9. GoSS Jerk now sterilized for your pleasure - October 1, 2009 3:54 PM
@ 4 ... that is actually incorrect, the amount of firstards rise untill we start educating them that firstardedness is not well recieved here.... then they go away.... and we ignore the new ones untill it starts getting unbearable again...
10. Scruff Mcgruff - October 1, 2009 4:03 PM
Don't hate me just because I'm a homosexual. You wanna know the truth? I hate myself and I hate my life and I come on websites and make fun of people who I actually think are a lot cooler than I am. It helps me to not cut my wrists. The only thing I do for REAL fun is have sex with a stuffed kitten my granny gave me, but now its so crusty that I can't even do that anymore.
11. Ham Bone - October 1, 2009 4:03 PM
with wood like that i bet this guy gets laid all the time
12. Gumbercules - October 1, 2009 4:08 PM
I need that rifle, I work with mutants and they need to be pewed into dust.
13. GoSS Jerk now sterilized for your pleasure - October 1, 2009 4:10 PM
@ 10, i couldn't care less if you are a homosexual.... why dont you throw the stuffed kitty in the washing machine, it'll be nice and soft once it's washed you moron... and about cutting your veins.... if that's what it takes to get rid of firstards, then go ahead, i dare you ...
14. Scruff Mcgruff - October 1, 2009 4:19 PM
your all mean
15. LSDiesel - October 1, 2009 4:22 PM
@13, Go easy on him. His tiny brain can't give him the words to defend himself.
16. GoSS Jerk now sterilized for your pleasure - October 1, 2009 4:33 PM
@ 15 ok...
@ 7 you sound like a guy
17. Scruff Mcgruff - October 1, 2009 5:13 PM
ok this is the real scruff and i do no approve of the way others think that they can be me... its just not right... on the other hand.... is meh penis
18. wine of month club - October 1, 2009 5:15 PM
Somebody has way too much time on their hands to create that!
19. finfan - October 1, 2009 5:21 PM
LSDiesel!! GoSS Jerk now sterilized for your pleasure! IT IS NOT VERY NICE TO BE MEAN TO PEOPLES IN ANY TIME (AND YES I JUST SAID "PEEP-HOLES")
Just ignore the Firstards and they will not bug you, that's all they want is attention...
On a BRIGHTER and HAPPIER note, This gun is Fail to the first power. (Yet I still want many in my collection)
20. Scruff Mcgruff - October 1, 2009 5:42 PM
@19 i want you...in my collection
21. Chris Edwards - October 1, 2009 11:40 PM
I'm going to try to get commission him to make me something next year, but he isn't accepting commissions until February :(
22. catch22 - October 2, 2009 9:17 AM
id like a gauss
23. finfan - October 2, 2009 5:15 PM
@ Scruff Mcgruff... .... ...... Asl please?