Oct 28 2009'Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken' Now To Be Known as 'WTF Ken'. Seriously, WTF KEN?
Yes, Barbie Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken is really happening. If you're interested, the dapper doucheberry will be available in April 2010 for $82. If you're not interested, congratulations: we can still be friends.
Cool sophistication in breezy Palm Beach! Sporting a dashing jacquard-patterned jacket with a light pink polo shirt and crisp white pants, Ken doll is ready for Palm Beach social season, sunning by the pool and a stroll with his little companion. Fashion designed exclusively for the Silkstone Barbie doll body. Includes Ken doll, jacket, pink polo shirt, white shoes, dog with leash, swim trunks and accessories, doll stand and certificate of authenticity. For the adult collector.
Oh, it's for the ADULT collector, what a relief. Because adult collectors aren't creepy as hell. Trust me, I knew one. I heard voices coming from the basement!
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Thanks to Blastphemer, who is an adult doll collector, which is only moderately less creepy.
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Reader Comments
1. JustKiddingLeon - October 28, 2009 4:54 PM
Good to distinguish him from the myriad of other sugar daddy Ken's that will be released in the near future.
2. Dirty-Shizno - October 28, 2009 4:54 PM
ken honestly looks gayer everytime they come out with a new one...its so sad back in the day barbie was a teenage slut now she just drives around selling herself to anyone who wants her.
3. LSDiesel - October 28, 2009 4:55 PM
There is nothing to be said. Nothing.
4. nathan - October 28, 2009 5:04 PM
nathan says "When are they coming out with Atlantic City Ho Barbie?"
5. Heather - October 28, 2009 5:07 PM
For once...words fail me...
6. naminess - October 28, 2009 5:07 PM
@4
No ATL ho, but some others:
http://newspapertree.com/culture/2013
7. Chag4 - October 28, 2009 5:10 PM
We always knew Ken was super gay, didn't we.
He just finally decided to come out of the closet.
I'm not surprised. Slightly disgusted at his taste, but I almost saw it comming...
8. Blastphemer - October 28, 2009 5:19 PM
Wonder what that "B" stands for on his handkerchief pocket? Hmmm....
Looks like they forgot the wrinkles, age spots, cigar, gold chain & rings, and lets not forget the italian (or german) sports car to help pick up the "ladies".
Keep pimpin', Ken...lord knows, it ain't easy.
Way to keep it classy Mattel. BRING BACK WHAM-O!!!! My kids need scars too.
9. Chuey The Rock N Roll Midget - October 28, 2009 5:23 PM
First a Ni66er Barbie now a gay one?!?! Come on! Whats this world coming too!? What next...Tranny Barbie!
10. mike - October 28, 2009 5:24 PM
looks like they used the face mold from their Charlize Theron doll and made it a dude.
11. Blastphemer - October 28, 2009 5:42 PM
@ 9
Sounds a little like a request. Just sayin'...
BTW - Good luck with that whole hate thing you got going on...hope it works out for you.
12. GoSS Jerk no longer sterilized for your pleasure - October 28, 2009 5:42 PM
Isn't that the gay vampire prick from twi....
13. Iris - October 28, 2009 5:43 PM
he looks super gay
14. GoSS Jerk no longer sterilized for your pleasure - October 28, 2009 5:43 PM
i couldnt even finish writing that last word....
15. Dishy Dishyington - October 28, 2009 5:57 PM
I have dreams about Ken,
being inside my den,
and we hold, and we kiss,
like we're sweet hearts.
16. Dishy Dishyington - October 28, 2009 5:57 PM
The gayest man on earth would call this over the top.
17. bribios - October 28, 2009 6:00 PM
Only gay men wear white pants. That is a fact.
18. Chag4 - October 28, 2009 6:29 PM
He doesn't even have dick.
19. Russel Nash - October 28, 2009 6:50 PM
Now if they could just sell a fruitcake for him to sit on..... You know, as a seat cushion for his pink Mazda Miata.
20. Russel Nash - October 28, 2009 6:52 PM
@ 10 . Yes, indeed it is a Charlise Theron doll, only twice as feminine. I will be sure to chop this one's head off at first site.
21. The Observer - October 28, 2009 7:46 PM
Yep, you can expect tranny ken to be next in line, and then bestiality ken.
If they are going to be pussies and let themselves be owned by ridiculous mental trends like forced diversity, you might as well just come out and call this dude gaywad ken.
22. Jessie Lou Lou - October 28, 2009 7:50 PM
It looks Like Spencer Pratt!
Any one who wears white pants is open to experiementing in the pooper
23. j - October 28, 2009 7:56 PM
christ, jesus h....that is horrible...i live in palm beach county, this is embarassing.
24. shellshell - October 28, 2009 9:22 PM
he can't be a very good gay if he ain't got a willy.
25. Chaos theory - October 28, 2009 11:08 PM
Remember when Barbie dumped Ken for that Aussie guy? Ken decided that he was going to start pitching for the other team.
I'm not gay, but he looks pretty good in that outfit. I would love to find that jacket. I could so rock it with those white pants!!!
26. RangerJoe - October 28, 2009 11:29 PM
If I had the money I would buy one! oh yes, maybe even two! just so I could set them on fire, video tape it and charge people 25 cents to watch it online. rich, I say, I'll be F-ing ritch!!!
.......wait.......what do you mean don't tell everyone? ....someone else is gonna steal my idea? nah never!
27. Jaded Icon - October 29, 2009 8:29 AM
@ 28
You would be looking at a start up cost of around $164. So you would at least need 656 viewers, and I don't think there are that many people on the interwebz....
28. The Great Pumpkin - October 29, 2009 8:56 AM
I'd pay a few bucks to watch this burn.. I mean, you can pay Bang Bros. to watch a bunch of plastic, or you could donate that money to a much more worthy cause... And no more gay references because Obomba added gays to the hate crime list. This means no more self mutilation for some of you.
29. Amesly - October 29, 2009 9:36 AM
BAHAHAHAA It's a Spencer Pratt doll!!
30. hamburglar007 - October 29, 2009 10:14 AM
I'm surprised no one has pointed out the uncanny resemblance to Christopher Walken.
31. Yeslek - October 29, 2009 11:20 AM
Congressman - 'In the Closet' Ken.
32. Latina chikah freekah - October 29, 2009 3:54 PM
Why does no one comment on the cute azz doggie?.... awww!
33. Kris - October 29, 2009 6:12 PM
For some reason this Ken doll reminds me of Spencer Pratt. *shudders*
34. Lil - November 1, 2009 1:28 PM
That's delightfully homophobic and judgmental of you. You must be quite lighthearted and joyous to be around!