Oct 16 2009Okaaaay: Children's Giant Gaping Jaws Shirts
These are two $25 hoodies designed by Mouthman that, when a child crosses their arms, appear as though they're going to eat you. Now I know that one's a dinosaur, but rest assured I would never make out with a child's elbows. Seriously. You know, that pose reminds me of middle school when you'd wrap your arms around yourself like that and pretend you were making out with someone against a bank of lockers. Except it was just you, and the other kids would start laughing. But not with you, AT you. And then the tears would start to fall. I just wanted to fit in so bad!
Mouthman Hoodies (with a whole bunch of other designs)
via
Huge fanged mouth hoodies [boingboing]
Thanks to b00m, Peter and Aubrey, who don't wear hoodies because they mess up their beautiful manes. RAWR!
Reader Comments
1. Closet Nerd - October 16, 2009 10:06 AM
NOM NOM Elbows!!!
2. Closet Nerd - October 16, 2009 10:07 AM
F-Off Secondtards
3. Closet Nerd - October 16, 2009 10:07 AM
F-Off Thirdtards
4. Closet Nerd - October 16, 2009 10:08 AM
F-Off the rest of you numbertards
5. jonny - October 16, 2009 10:10 AM
@1-4
Faggot.
5th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. Latexxx - October 16, 2009 10:15 AM
@ 1-5
fail....
7. madgame - October 16, 2009 10:21 AM
everyone below me has herpes
8. Closet Nerd - October 16, 2009 10:26 AM
@7 Well then, I'm glad i'm above you.
@5&6 Can't you read? F Off
9. noodle - October 16, 2009 10:34 AM
so, GW mentions that he misses flame wars and all of a sudden the comments are full of badasses. ha!
also, check the main site.
http://www.mouthman.com/
look at the horrible shopjob they did on these poor children!! you can tell its fake because the shadows are all wrong...oh yeah, and the human heads are superimposed onto horribly rendered CG bodies!!
10. eatit - October 16, 2009 10:35 AM
what, no gaping vagina/anus model?
11. naas - October 16, 2009 10:53 AM
didn't that kid just fly around in a balloon?
12. naas - October 16, 2009 11:00 AM
@5 http://bugi.oulu.fi/~heikkiv/chan/stab.jpg
13. Closet Nerd - October 16, 2009 11:03 AM
@12 I love the pics and GIFs you post from those sites.
I especially like this one
http://bugi.oulu.fi/~heikkiv/chan/1133860470434.jpg
"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold."
14. naas - October 16, 2009 11:24 AM
@13 ☺ ...sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words & most other times the godamn stupid first-twats need a good punch in the face - something bold text just doesn't emphasize. Their ideology needs direct attention & a good kick in the teeth.
I actually hadn't read the caption on that pic until you pointed it out, thank you for opening my eyes a little wider
15. naas - October 16, 2009 11:25 AM
...I don't want to hate them, I want to help them
16. Closet Nerd - October 16, 2009 11:44 AM
Its a shame.
I was looking back at some of the first posts, and see it started all the way back then!
And "Scruff McGrundle-Licker" back posted to the very first story too.
Douche Bag.
http://www.geekologie.com/2006/04/super_mario_block_hysteria.php#comment-153257
17. Closet Nerd - October 16, 2009 11:45 AM
Do you think we will ever have a 'firstard' free day?
I hope so, but I doubt it.
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19. naas - October 16, 2009 1:01 PM
@17 it's actually happened, no lie. Back in day when GFS was regular here (he loved prunes & fiber) he would lay the smack down on firstardation stronger than I would & do today
There was a handful of returning firstards that actually backed down despite what Daisy said about never backing down - and things normalized.
Eventually school was let out, the short bus dumped it's cargo & more firstards starting to bloom again. We tried poison, education, discipline and ignorance - but the mutation sadly never went extinct
20. Closet Nerd - October 16, 2009 1:44 PM
@19 Maybe give all the kids in the neighborhood crossbows and lessons on how to use them. Then take all the firstards, put antlers on their heads, and tell them there is a 'firstard egg hunt' in the woods. Then set the kids loose on them with poison tipped arrows!
Ooooh, I love it when a plan comes together!
21. emptyaddy - October 16, 2009 3:29 PM
@6 - Fail Stamp Fail
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23. DH - October 18, 2009 11:46 PM
@22 wow gtfo
IT'S FALCON, BALLOON BOY! with shark elbows.
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