Oct 9 2009NASA's Moon Bombing High-Five Fail

This is a short video from the live-feed at NASA showing the group responsible for bombing the moon celebrating after a job well done. Just watch red shirt there get snubbed by black shirt after initiating a high-five sequence. THEY EVEN MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT. Geez, talk about awkward. I've only aborted a high-five once, and that was because I knew the guy didn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. Seriously bro, I'm not touching your junk.

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Thanks to Martyn, who has never been denied a high-five BECAUSE HE WILL RIP YOUR ARM OFF AND DO IT HIMSELF IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

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I like how there's a third party just as confused watching the whole thing conspire. And just to make sure the guy in the red feels more odd, questions hiim about it.

Thats no moon

I rekon Red Shirt had "You are a douche" written on his hand and just wanted to ream the guy on a live feed to the world.

Ok so the reason we didnt high five is because the previous week we had a 3 way with sarah from accounting and it has just been weird after that. ya know cause our balls touched and we swore it wouldnt be weird but now its .... Damn Karl we used to be BFF

I think i would stab his car tires.... What a snob...

HAHAHAHAHAHA SUCKER

HHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA :3

lolsauce

Red shirt passed up a perfect opportunity to just slap the snot out of that guy...right across his mouth. Now THAT would've been a sweet 'show you what happens if you leave ME hangin' retribution move!!!

FLAWLESS VICTORY!

One time I wanked it then gave my mom a high five 'cept we high fived with our mouths

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was the middleman between a banker who wanted to buy briefcases from greedy people. Max refused to high five or shake hands because of his aversion to germs,. and would just fist bump them.

He passes, it looks good! Oh CRAP! FUMBLE!!!
Actually, that was just some cold blooded shit right there.

Proving once again NASA is at least always 10 years behind on the technology of AWESOMENESS! D:

What the video doesn't tell, that the man left from the door few seconds later.. I suppose he was busy to crash some other probe into Mars or something!

What a man! Blowing stuff in space for living!

you're just cruel for pointing this out....

I mean seriously...left hanging by what is most DEFINITELY an uuuuubergeek

It's Cause he's Black....is that the how they put it?

Way to be a d-bag, Black Shirt.

@11 blokes use 'wank' not yanks, keep trying to get it right. Your attempt looks a lot like this http://www.kellerpickem.com/4chan/football.gif

Who cares? They work for NASA. The more likely explaination is that the 'black shirt' had no freaking idea what a raised hand means, other than not to cross the road to get to school at this particular instance in time.

Supervisor Carl is all business when it comes to blowing up the moon. Save your shenanigans for the after party at Chuck-E-Cheese.
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Space Dicks.

this reminds me of school. ah...sad attempts at comradeship.
also, @15 - blowing stuff in space is NOT a good living. i was a space hooker for a few months, so i found out all about alien genitalia and how most don't even fit in a human mouth, though it doesn't stop them from trying, and there's some diseases out there that will literally bite your genitals off before you can even initiate intercourse unless you know the passphrase...that kind of action ain't not worth the 20 credits, my friend, i promise you.

wow, today i hate my firewall more than ever.... i wana see!!!!!!

Pfffft! I wouldn't high five a red shirt either. As any true Trekker knows, he's a dead man sitting. He'll probably die when the Moon Men fire back.

@23

20 CREDITS!!!!! I knew that alien ho was ripping me off! Ah well...at least I can say that my penis has been where no human man's penis has gone before, and all those breasts and tenticles were pretty hot. She could do this little trick with her lowermost 13th appendage.....mmm-mmmm-mmmmm...had to be there I guess. I tell you...you can find some strange shit on Craig's List - FOR REALS THO!!!!!

Oho...

Painfully awkward there.

I think it's just that Black Shirt is a senior science bloke, and the "High-Five" is an unknown concept in his rocket-science world.

Sure he knows how to fire a huge rocket filled with fuel into a specific point on the moon, but he doesn't know about the high-five?

NASA guys must live in test tubes until they're ready to be scientists.

Maybe they're all clones. Or robots. Or aliens...

0.o

The Internet thanks you for posting this.

(Andyman: Pfffft! I wouldn't high five a red shirt either. As any true Trekker knows, he's a dead man sitting.)

I rofl'ed. Poor red-shirt-guy.

Haha, my astronomy teacher just showed us this today, too.

wow. cool. nasa did something right and didnt kill any astronauts? mark this day down on your calendar, along with the mars pathfinder success this makes like two successful missions in like ten years. They keep this up and they'll soon pass up the retarded kid down the street with only two fingers and his string of success with model rockets.

I saw this live last night, almost didn't believe it! Guy's a jerk, which is highlighted even more by the fact that the guy in the red shirt in the background seems to see the high-five fail and then accepts a bunch of handshakes from the people around him. That's how you do it, black shirt!

that sucks.....cuz the guys at the back all got handshakes

Lol poor red shirt guy ): makes me wanna go to nasa hunt down the man high five him and then scream DOUCHEBAG to the black shirt lol red shirt guy also reminded me of the seagulls in finding nemo. "Mine?!" "Mine?!"except while the guy is following the black shirt with his rasied hand "high five?!" "High five?!"

No high five?....how about Five across yo lip?

-Fred Sanford

Haha, watched that scene live and lol'd!

NASA cannot blow up the moon, in fact nobody can blow the moon.

The moon belongs to Chuck Norris and only him can blow it in dust with a roundhouse kick.

Play him off, Keyboard Cat.

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I think that probably Black Shirt guy was just very excited & focused on doing his job - maybe it's his ass on the line if something goes wrong. And let's face it - All of NASA's ass is on the line right now. Red Shirt guy shouldn't take it personally, although it would be hard to not take it personally with it being played over & over on the internet.

I think it's just that Black Shirt is a senior science bloke, and the "High-Five" is an unknown concept in his rocket-science world.

But why is NASA really seeking water on the Moon?

see:

http://notionscapital.wordpress.com/2009/10/21/water-on-the-moon/

Some might not feel good after what they do.

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