Oct 30 2009Making Not So Beautiful Music Together
Ever wanted a toilet seat that looks like a guitar? It's not high on my list of priorities either, but if you already have every other thing in the world maybe it's time for one. Jammin' Johns come in guitar and piano varieties and will set you back about $180. They go perfect in music themed bathrooms. Which -- oh God please tell me you don't have a themed bathroom. Unless it's beach themed, those are fine. I love the little shell soaps!
Hit the shot for another guitar and a shot of a piano.
Jammin' Johns: Musical Toilet Seats [uberreview]
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Reader Comments
1. BARRcode - October 30, 2009 10:24 AM
cool seat lol
2. ciao - October 30, 2009 10:27 AM
The piano one is an exception, then again it'll remind me of the times I was drunk at a music shop.
3. STOMPY - October 30, 2009 10:42 AM
I want a toilet seat that looks like a shark is opening its mouth when you lift the seat... damn, I got a nice money making idea but am to lazy to execute it...
4. shellshell - October 30, 2009 10:48 AM
@3.......
http://www.thisnext.com/item/F1CC56CF/37C4AAA4/Shark-toilet-seat-cover
5. The King - October 30, 2009 10:57 AM
I'd be proud to die on that toilet...
6. Closet Nerd - October 30, 2009 10:57 AM
Wanna talk about making music on the can?! Watch the special features on Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, and there is a feature on how they got the sound effects for the hot chicks 'diarrhea twins' scene.
7. Thumperchica - October 30, 2009 10:57 AM
Don't want.
8. STOMPY - October 30, 2009 10:58 AM
@4
Looks like I'm too lazy to do a google search also!!!
9. LSDiesel - October 30, 2009 11:05 AM
My bathroom is 'Slumdog Millionaire' themed. Everyone is invited to come take a crap in it, because it was the best movie EVUH!
10. JADE - October 30, 2009 11:17 AM
Why the hell would anyone want a $180. toilet set? Stupid people with to much money that's who.
11. Jaded Icon - October 30, 2009 11:19 AM
...AND lame-o was it's name-o...
12. Paultergeist - October 30, 2009 11:39 AM
Watch out for those bum notes!
13. Jimminy - October 30, 2009 11:42 AM
I have a poo themed bathroom - even the walls are decorated.
14. Rob - October 30, 2009 11:54 AM
"What? I took a dump in your tuba? Oh, my God, you said sit in with the band, I'm Sorry!"
15. Max - October 30, 2009 12:01 PM
I don't know why, but for about twenty years now I've always really wanted an ET themed bathroom. I think there was a MAD magazine bit about it once, and I think that the older the movie gets, this idea gets less and less relevant, but more and more awesome.
I'm in Tucson, AZ, and my neighbors mum thinks he's a big University of Arizona Wildcats fan, even though he isn't really, and she bought him Wildcats towels, toilet seat, a bathmat, and a shower curtain. It's really kinda unsettling when everything in the bathroom looks exactly the same. The rest of his place is just covered with guns and empty beer cans.
16. raff - October 30, 2009 12:10 PM
I'd s(h)it on that.Given my guitar playing has been compared to dropping a turd... why not?
17. dan - October 30, 2009 12:11 PM
Do you think Ken Page makes beautiful music together with his toilet when he poops?
18. the prophet mohammad - October 30, 2009 2:12 PM
I have a toilet seat that looks like Jesus.
19. JJtoob - October 30, 2009 4:13 PM
When you pee, are you supposed to aim at the guitar hole and a tube will bring it down into the toilet? Or does it make guitar sounds when you hit the hole with your stream. If it doesn't do either, then I've got a couple ideas to get it's value closer to $180.