Oct 23 2009LED Eyelashes: No, That's Not Weird At All

LED eyelashes are exactly what they sound like: LEDs that attach to your eyelashes and light up to freak everybody out. I would wear them but my eyes are perfect the way they are. Read: eyepatched. YAAAAARR! Now, somebody put my cutlass in my hand and point me toward the liquor store: I'm feeling plunder-y.
Hit the jump for one more shot of the ridiculousness.

LED eyelashes make you look futuristic, somewhat crazy [dvice]
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Reader Comments
1. Milkman - October 23, 2009 3:51 PM
Firstarded on the weird LED eyelash post
2. ech0z - October 23, 2009 3:53 PM
SECOND!!!
3. Closet Nerd - October 23, 2009 3:55 PM
With these LED eyelashes, now you can finish in her eyes while in the dark!!!!
4. Dr,Necropolis - October 23, 2009 3:56 PM
Both eyes are patched? Driving FTW!
5. Blastphemer - October 23, 2009 3:58 PM
TOTALLY sticking these to each side of my junk, and using them as landing lights. All I need is one of those bright orange vests and a couple of flashlights to bring the whole ensemble home.
...a little to the left....a little more....a little more....that's it, straighten your wheels and take her in for arrival.
6. JP - October 23, 2009 3:59 PM
Perfect !!!! just in time for Halloween.....
7. RozeNextDoor - October 23, 2009 4:04 PM
I'm totally wearing these out Sat night...the boys will come running.
8. OmniSpyder - October 23, 2009 4:06 PM
But not really in time for Halloween because its just an art project as far as i can tell.
Would not be hard to make if you have some skills though.
9. Bethy - October 23, 2009 4:06 PM
This cannot be good for your eyes
10. STOMPY - October 23, 2009 4:10 PM
@Closet Nerd
11. shellshell - October 23, 2009 4:11 PM
don't blink too fast in the face of an epileptic whilst wearing these!
12. STOMPY - October 23, 2009 4:12 PM
@Closet Nerd
(hopefully I don't go all premature commenting again...)
I had the chance to buy some Crystal Head vodka signed by Dan Akroyd... But I didn't want to part with my 80 dollars... .Hindsight I wished I would have now...
13. Closet Nerd - October 23, 2009 4:16 PM
@12 That would've been cool to have it signed by Dan Akroyd
14. STOMPY - October 23, 2009 4:18 PM
@shellshell
Fine, i guess you are a girl and are attrac..... wait hold the phone, is that red hair I see, SHE'S A WITCH, BURN HER, BURN THE GINGER GIRL...
http://gingerkidsgross.ytmnd.com/
15. f - October 23, 2009 4:35 PM
and the light is not interfering with your vision.... yeah...
16. Closet Nerd - October 23, 2009 4:39 PM
Red on the Head
Fire in the Hole?
17. naas - October 23, 2009 4:41 PM
looks like unicorn semen in the eye, bottle that stuff already
18. shellshell - October 23, 2009 4:44 PM
@14 haha nice link! As I am not a natural red head I cannot possibly comment @16! I CHOSE TO BE THIS WAY btw :)
19. Closet Nerd - October 23, 2009 4:47 PM
@18 I didn't mean to that as an offensive comment.
Its almost 5:00 and I'm outta here like a fat chick in dodgeball!!!!
Have a good weekend All, and remember....
Be polite, pass to the right....
20. neat-o - October 23, 2009 4:51 PM
thats pretty neat.....yeah theres bright lights right near your eyes but still it looks pretty cool.
21. Ollie Williams - October 23, 2009 4:54 PM
I can has attractive asian now?
22. Leo N. - October 23, 2009 5:00 PM
@Ollie Williams: This new link in your name, is that your blog?
23. Ollie Williams - October 23, 2009 5:17 PM
@22
Say what? New link?
24. Leo N. - October 23, 2009 5:33 PM
@23: Maybe I'm imagining it, thought you always just used to be Ollie Williams, sans link. Anyway, is that you?
25. Ollie Williams - October 23, 2009 5:37 PM
@24
Maybe. That depends on if I can get some sort of internet approval from you wonderful regulars. Do you like what you see? If so, yes, it's mine. If not, then no, let's find the queer with such a lame blog and beat him with our large penises.
26. Leo N. - October 23, 2009 5:44 PM
@25: Ya, it's pretty damn cool. That "Paper Typography" post is mind-blowing. About this Tyler Warsop: is he a real person, or is he an insomnia-fuelled alter-ego?
27. Ollie Williams - October 23, 2009 5:48 PM
@26
That's all me man. Ollie is my alter-ego. ;)
28. JBantha - October 23, 2009 5:49 PM
I wnt a pair!
LAST! XD
29. James - October 23, 2009 5:55 PM
These look pretty bad. What might actually be understated enough to look good, although probably more difficult, would be fake eyelashes made of fiber optics, with tiny dots of light at the very tips.
30. Blastphemer - October 23, 2009 6:26 PM
@25
Mtn Pew Pew through the old nostrils, man! THAT was funny!
Damn, I am gonna HAVE to learn to stop drinkin and geekin...that's the 3rd keyboard this week I've hosed down. Well...with Mtn Pew anyway...
31. meowmo - October 23, 2009 6:36 PM
No!! They are ROBO-ASIANS! Don't trust them! RUN!!
32. naas - October 23, 2009 6:38 PM
@25 nice blog Ollie, enjoyable material. You don't want me to become a regular commenter though, I tend to make a lot of enemies on these things
33. Riker - October 23, 2009 7:03 PM
Just once I want to see a ridiculous fashion trend to come out of, oh, I don't know... Ireland... instead of Japan.
34. Keithypoo - October 23, 2009 7:42 PM
These will make great additions to my astigmatism! YEEEEEEOOOOWWWW I'm BLIND!
35. Stupid Ass - October 23, 2009 7:52 PM
My wife is a super hot Japanese girl and you are all losers with fat Irish wives.
36. 4 leafed clit - October 23, 2009 8:05 PM
@Riker: The Irish Are Too Busy Being Drunk To Come Up With Something Other Than Green Puke!
37. Purple Monkey Dishwasher - October 23, 2009 11:56 PM
She looks like she's trying to be a new Audi
38. fhs - October 24, 2009 3:20 AM
.the boys will come running.
39. JB - October 24, 2009 6:11 PM
seems like the new AUDi A5
40. bluehost host - October 24, 2009 6:47 PM
I can see these catching on big with teens.
41. Computer helper - October 27, 2009 1:21 AM
These Eyelashes look useful for someone who does not want to carry a flash light while walking.
42. GuB - October 28, 2009 5:10 AM
Where are the batteries ?