Oct 12 2009Kill It With Fire!: A Robotic Talking Piano
This is a piano, which, through the use of the black magic and robotics, is able to speak in one of the scariest voices I've ever heard. Well, besides the one that comes attached to the figure that sneaks into my room at night and tells me to write dirty things on the internet. I think it's my uncle!
Thanks to J.D., Rodger and Alexandra, who are already planning to push this thing out a window.
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Reader Comments
1. mary - October 12, 2009 12:12 PM
first
2. Ham Bone - October 12, 2009 12:16 PM
21st century of the sirens from the odyssey ... our only hope is to bow down to our mechanical masters and hope they make us their sex slaves
3. naas - October 12, 2009 12:22 PM
creppy-cool, I think
@1 http://www.kellerpickem.com/4chan/GetThatShitOuttaHere.jpg
4. hi! - October 12, 2009 12:30 PM
uhoez....
5. LSDiesel - October 12, 2009 12:31 PM
That german bitch was more annoying than the robot.
6. Hawk - October 12, 2009 12:34 PM
Freaking amazing!!
7. Whiskey - October 12, 2009 12:36 PM
Say goodbye to the pianist.
8. STOMPY - October 12, 2009 12:43 PM
once that thing gets powered up by man flesh is when I'll give a crap...
9. Skeletor - October 12, 2009 12:45 PM
KILL IT!!!
10. naas - October 12, 2009 12:45 PM
meanwhile.... http://www.kellerpickem.com/4chan/anigifball.gif
11. Gazawraith - October 12, 2009 1:09 PM
FLAME THROWER! WITH ATTACHED CHAIN SAW... with attached WMD
12. The Observer - October 12, 2009 1:18 PM
Leave it to the damn Germans to create something UNIMAGINABLY FREAKING DISTURBING.
Kill it with fire and/or a polar bear with nuclear bombs for arms, or both at the same time if you prefer. Just kill it and kill it now.
13. Blastphemer - October 12, 2009 1:25 PM
Pfft! Bring it on robo-pianos!!!
It those freakin' electronic talking tubas that scare the buh-jeebus out of ME!!!
14. ubflamed - October 12, 2009 1:27 PM
I haven't been this freaked out since the night all the wall outlets started talking to me.
15. bring it on - October 12, 2009 1:36 PM
foolish mortals - these things feed on your fear
you pathetic chimps deserve extinction
16. Fork-o-fork - October 12, 2009 1:39 PM
EXTERMINATE!!!!!
EXTERMINATE!!!!
17. strit - October 12, 2009 1:41 PM
not cool.
18. mark - October 12, 2009 2:00 PM
I'm sorry Dave; I'm afraid I can't play that.
19. AmbroseKalifornia - October 12, 2009 2:01 PM
Take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
20. John - October 12, 2009 6:12 PM
I'd like to point out it's preaching saving the environment. If "Mother Nature" is a friend to these beasts, we clearly need to be more aggresive in wiping it out.
21. FLOOOOP - October 12, 2009 7:45 PM
Cover up the text being shown on screen and then try to understand what it's saying.
I couldn't.
22. Yutzwagon - October 12, 2009 10:10 PM
that last line.. just.. it's so foreboding... the robot uprising is coming.
23. Luigi_Minestrone - October 12, 2009 11:08 PM
hmm,... does this mean the piano needs human lessons?
24. Geekolojew - October 13, 2009 7:28 AM
Must See!!!
http://alturl.com/obg7
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25. atheistgirl - October 13, 2009 2:35 PM
That 'voice' is the stuff of nightmares!
26. asian sensation - October 13, 2009 9:53 PM
DO NOT WANT!
27. Alajja - October 13, 2009 11:05 PM
IT'S A DECEPTICON.