Oct 28 2009Just Ordered Two Cases: Dinosaur Condoms
That's right, dinosaur shaped condoms. Available from Willy Wardrobe (probably NSFW, but also has a bunch of other novelty condoms), each Stegosaurus E-Rex will set you back £2.50 (~$4) and is not recommended for re-use (even though you and I both know you totally will anyway).
A bit of a sexual fossil? Then this dinosaur condom is for you!
Warning: Sold as novelty only. Product may be used during intercourse although there is no guarantee that it will prevent pregnancy or sexually transmitted diseases.Also, not responsible for lost spines.
Okay, so I made that last part up. Still, you've got to wonder. WONDER WHY NOBODY WAS MAKING THESE EARLIER! Plus, they like a perfect fit to me. Pfft, don't even act like your penis doesn't have feet too.
Thanks to Starchitect, Ezrail, david, DatsMark, Xavire, Ross, John, sara, Jody and clipper, for knowing me all too well.
Reader Comments
1. naminess - October 28, 2009 3:07 PM
these will fit snugly against my dinosaur shaped penis
2. Gomez - October 28, 2009 3:07 PM
First...whatta waste....
3. First - October 28, 2009 3:08 PM
First...
and holy ship!
4. gomez - October 28, 2009 3:08 PM
DAMMAT!
5. Spikey DaPikey - October 28, 2009 3:12 PM
Rape-o-sore-ass !
6. JADE - October 28, 2009 3:14 PM
Don't think I want a dinosaur bumping it's head on my uterus.........mmmmm.......yea, no I will pass.
7. Closet Nerd - October 28, 2009 3:15 PM
"Hey baby..... ever been t-bagged by a t-rex?"
8. BRIGS - October 28, 2009 3:18 PM
imagine running out of regular rubbers and trying to play it off to a chick (unless your puttin' it in the GW's butt) that this is whats goin down ahha.
9. Dream - October 28, 2009 3:20 PM
Lol, my gf just says "Wow..."
10. JADE - October 28, 2009 3:20 PM
OMG @5 hilarious
11. Dishy Dishyington - October 28, 2009 3:20 PM
i want the novelty eagle head condom:
http://www.willywardrobe.com/eagle-novelty-condom-14-p.asp
12. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - October 28, 2009 3:25 PM
wow wtf dude "ok lil Timmy I want you to choke the dinosaur now"
13. Quark - October 28, 2009 3:29 PM
lol your right totally made for a child molester
14. Pat - October 28, 2009 3:32 PM
@5 FTW!
15. Blastphemer - October 28, 2009 3:37 PM
I love you
You love me...
16. Dream - October 28, 2009 3:38 PM
I don't know why i keep coming back, its just so damn funny lol.
His nose is the sperm-catcher.
his spine is for extra pleasure
and the arms are hang on while the Dinosaur goes into the Pink Hole (Which hole that is? Up to you to use your imagination)
17. Dan - October 28, 2009 3:50 PM
@2 and 3 - FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18. rad to the power of me - October 28, 2009 3:53 PM
Freakin hellz yeah!
@5 hahaha
@15 hahaha they need a Barney shaped one.....or at least make the dinos head purple
Can you imagine all the great pillow talk that will ensue after you don one of these bad boys.....basically every line from Jurassic Park "we must go faster"
19. Gargamel - October 28, 2009 4:18 PM
The tough part is finding a woman that will actually let you put that thing in her.
But when you find that girl...you marry her...you marry her quick.
20. rad to the power of me - October 28, 2009 4:30 PM
@19 and then find another one?
21. jose - October 28, 2009 4:35 PM
gnarbar,i am SO getting these
22. Dirty-Shizno - October 28, 2009 4:38 PM
so if it breaks and i get preggers will my baby be half T-rex?
23. Blastphemer - October 28, 2009 5:44 PM
@22
Yes, but he/she will be ALL awesome!
24. SAWA - October 28, 2009 6:33 PM
this is so f'n old....prehistoric even.
25. AWAS - October 28, 2009 6:40 PM
@24,
harhar
26. pseudoname - October 29, 2009 1:30 AM
gass mask one is better
27. nukecoke - October 29, 2009 3:44 AM
naughty one.
28. Jaded Icon - October 29, 2009 8:17 AM
@ 11
That's just perfect! With that and the dino condom it's like these guys are Geekologie readers.
29. Erica - October 29, 2009 8:21 AM
Never have I been more turned on in my life.
30. Ollie Williams - October 29, 2009 9:24 AM
I am speechless on this one. I don't see how I could concentrate while having a dinosaur on my penis.