Oct 30 2009It's About Time: Glow In The Dark Lingerie
Listen ladies -- if you have to wear glow in the dark lingerie in order for your lover to find all your parts, I've got news for you: you may be dating a middle-schooler. NOT COOL.
LuminoGlow is an Australian company that makes unmentionables that look normal with the lights on, but glow in the dark when they're turned off. Pretty neat, but don't glow in the dark items need to be left in the light for a while before they glow? Are you supposed to wear these around the house all day first just to charge them up before gametime at night? And will they glow through your clothes if you wear a thin shirt or dress?
Unmentionables, I love that term. Because they're actually totaaaaally mentionable. PANTIES PANTIES BRA THONG BOOBIE BELT. See? No big deal. Also, call me old fashioned but I prefer non-glowing genitals. Just sayin'.
Because I love you, hit the jump for four more full-body shots of the undies in action.
Glow-in-the-Dark Lingerie: Less Awkward Than Scratch-and-Sniff Lingerie [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. catch22 - October 30, 2009 3:31 PM
i approve and would love to see chicks in a theater glowing through their clothes
2. AntBriWes - October 30, 2009 3:32 PM
I approve.
3. JADE - October 30, 2009 3:35 PM
Yea but the glowing pile on the floor after it comes off would be to distracting!
It would look like Casper passed out drunk.
4. Jazzman - October 30, 2009 3:39 PM
Eff that... i'm usually trying to get rid of those anyway... how about a glow in the dark booby!!!
5. Derrick - October 30, 2009 3:45 PM
@ 4 You Sir are a GENIUS!
6. Dirty-Shizno - October 30, 2009 3:45 PM
i would wear the hell out of that thing...its puts the lotion on its skin...
7. Nick Sydney - October 30, 2009 3:49 PM
@4 hell yes!
8. OmniSpyder - October 30, 2009 3:57 PM
I see this product having the same problem as my glowing pocket watch.. never get a chance to "charge" since it is mostly covered and blocked from light.
I bet i see girls wearing this at Burning Man next year though.
9. pstone - October 30, 2009 4:20 PM
"Everything for the modern day female pedophile! Endorsed by Mary Kay Letourneau! Great for teachers and scout leaders!"
10. dan tacos - October 30, 2009 4:45 PM
What a stupid idea for a business. I mean, what kind of high, rich idiot decided to waste time/money on glow-in-the-dark funbag and hairpillow covers?
Thanks for the pics, though. That part is cool.
11. ciao - October 30, 2009 5:10 PM
hrm...not to exciting...
why not glow-in-the-dark adult costumes ;)
12. David Sadi - October 30, 2009 5:14 PM
AWWW you love me? really?!
*sniff*
13. meowmo - October 30, 2009 5:15 PM
hahaha. i'm really liking all the shitty products that debut around this time of year. the practical applications are this are funny.
14. Nick Sydney - October 30, 2009 5:34 PM
@9 wait, Letourneau?...........creepy........its creepy cause that my last name [shifty eyes]
15. MyerKatt07 - October 30, 2009 6:16 PM
@10, what about snuggies? Aren't those kinda ridiculous as well?
16. HxCereal - October 30, 2009 6:24 PM
@ 15 WHAT ABOUT a glow in the dark Snuggie?!?!?!
Y'all jerks better not swagger jack my idea now!
I would SOOOOOO wear this!
Puttin this on my x-mas list!
17. Batman - October 30, 2009 6:25 PM
I am seeing this as a new Rave outfit. And I like that idea.
18. Oscar Vaca - October 30, 2009 6:44 PM
@6 ...or else it gets the hose again...
19. skylyre - October 30, 2009 8:01 PM
How the hell do you pronounce "totaaaaally"? Go ahead, say it out loud.
Sounds effed up. And that is so effed up that I can't say effed up.
20. f - October 30, 2009 9:33 PM
"It's About Time" indeed! how could have noone thought of that before Oo
21. bob - October 30, 2009 11:46 PM
I love glowy baps. And glowy clams. They make me feel glowy downstairs.
22. . - October 31, 2009 12:29 AM
WHAT IS THE POINT.
23. Alex - October 31, 2009 1:23 AM
@22 about the same point as http://www.willywardrobe.com/dinosaur-novelty-condom-21-p.asp
24. latina chika freekah - October 31, 2009 2:29 AM
I so want this! fo sho!!
25. Android Boy - October 31, 2009 9:27 AM
Rawr!
26. wilbur - October 31, 2009 10:19 AM
OH SHIT GLOWING ONE!
27. Bleepbloop - October 31, 2009 9:06 PM
Boobys are more powerful when there radioactive.
28. kface - October 31, 2009 9:30 PM
is she holding a mike's hard lemonade in the first pic because it goes with the color scheme?
29. kl0wn - November 2, 2009 1:09 AM
just one word: HALLELUJA!!!!
when will they create lingerie which makes a chick THINK she'swearing lingerie?!? ;-P
30. Jaded Icon - November 2, 2009 7:01 AM
Jaded Icon Approved!
31. Yeah, baby! - November 2, 2009 9:44 AM
Sweet!!!
But, in all fairness, they should only make these things in 36DD and above.
32. dello - November 4, 2009 1:21 PM
duh, i have this.
33. Wendy - November 23, 2009 7:27 PM
@17 - 10 years ago, maybe in a club - wouldn't want to draw that much attention to those parts of my body now!
34. Jim - December 5, 2009 6:54 PM
Follow The Light
35. Amy - December 22, 2009 2:24 AM
I actualy own a glow in the dark bra. I happen to be wearing it. Seriously.