Oct 5 2009It Buuuuurns!: Laser Projection Wrist Watch
This conceptual Alessi laser watch by designer Andy Kurovets projects the time onto your wrist with lasers. Pfft, what's the matter with Indiglo technology? That shit's hot! But if you do opt for lasers, just make sure you buy the right powered battery or that bitch might burn right through your arm! Kidding, future laser technology will be kinetically powered by the motion of your arm. So no masturbating. Kidding -- I say go for it!
Concept Watch Actually Projects the Time Onto Your Wrist...With Lasers [gizmodo]
Thanks to charlie and Aisha, who don't need watches to tell what time it is cause they have magnets in their brains like birds or whatever. Yes I paid attention in school!
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Reader Comments
1. Ham Bone - October 5, 2009 2:05 PM
LAST
2. macca411 - October 5, 2009 2:05 PM
i wish i could stop eating my wrists so i could wear this
3. mac daddy - October 5, 2009 2:06 PM
I was going to be first, but, I thought I'd pass it up
4. Scruff Mcgruff - October 5, 2009 2:14 PM
yeah its all fun and games untill the clock strikes three a.m. and you smell something burning and you investigate to see what it is but nothing is burning and all of a sudden your possesed by satan...or is it stann either way your skrewed. this has nothing to do with anything and I'm just rambling. its going to burn three a.m. into your wrist and then people will forever call you an emofag
5. Taylored - October 5, 2009 2:15 PM
If you are going to do a concept you should at least do something cool...
http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/07/16/thumbnail-watch-concept-would-you-buy-one/
6. Jaycob - October 5, 2009 2:15 PM
omg you cant make fun of this its not funny, its a tragedy you wouldn't throw acid at survivors of the holocaust would you? i didn't think soo
7. Chundermutton - October 5, 2009 2:16 PM
That being on a right hand in the pic, it looks as if you wouldn't be able to see the time, it being covered up by the projector.
8. Scruff Mcgruff - October 5, 2009 2:18 PM
@6 i would because i'm not a dirty rotten jew...not that there is anything wrong with being a jew its just that they have the wrong lifestyle of being a rotten jew
9. Ham Bone - October 5, 2009 2:19 PM
It’s like portable suicide booth ... please choose a setting
1 - Quick and painless
2 - Slow and horrible
3 - Clumsy bludgeoning
10. Blastphemer - October 5, 2009 2:21 PM
All this and they STILL haven't come out with the cock-ring cam yet???!!!
SHEESH!!! Priorities folks...PRIORITIES!
Just sayin...
11. shitzangiggle - October 5, 2009 2:24 PM
This looks like one of those things the government sticks on you to keep track of you. It's gonna burn a hole through your wrist if you go out of your boundaries or something.
12. Scruff Mcgruff - October 5, 2009 2:25 PM
@10 OMG that is brilliant i never thought of that. i would totaly like to see a live feed of me having sex with my girlfriend. i would see what the vagina really looks like when its full of cok meat...the asshole too! :D
13. macca411 - October 5, 2009 2:29 PM
scruff mcgruff that wasnt funny nor clever, you suck jews are awesome they bought bagels to the world and we gave them mustard gas, cut 'em some slack
14. Closet Nerd - October 5, 2009 2:32 PM
@9
"Uhhh hello? I'd like to make a collect call."
"You've chosen 'slow & horrible' "
15. xnaas - October 5, 2009 2:32 PM
@4, 8, 12 You're attempts at being witty or funny have failed, you are 110% GAY!
16. Scruff Mcgruff - October 5, 2009 2:37 PM
@13 by "we" do you mean the germans because if so that would make you a dirty rotten kraut and you would seriously need to die for what you did during the war. I am proud to be an american and i wont stand for what the nazis did to the jews....nevertheless it does not change the fact that jews are dirty money grubbers.
17. NerdSalad - October 5, 2009 2:43 PM
If this actually gets made, so many of these are going to slip off and fall into a toilet of doom.
18. BoardWeasel - October 5, 2009 2:46 PM
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19. macca411 - October 5, 2009 2:48 PM
#16 ScruffMcGruff
ha oh my god you are one of the most prototypical american arseholes on the planet, you hold an entire race of people responsible for something their forefarthers did 60 years ago, typical ignorant prat. plus jews have suffered from prejudice, discrimination and violence since the beggining of time so i could be coming from any number of races and am in fact english. your making americans look bad theyre usually cool on this site apart from the little effin idiots such as yourself so get some education, humility and some class you moron
20. Timbo - October 5, 2009 2:54 PM
So what if you have dark skin?...
Red isn't going to show up very well.
21. Frost - October 5, 2009 2:57 PM
Has no one else realized what a bitch it would be to try and read that laser off of your skin if you were, say, black? Today's word is: conceptual.
22. Scruff Mcgruff - October 5, 2009 2:57 PM
@19 well first off the english ware jsut as bad as any other race on this planet excluding the russians (they wear too much cologne). i also dont hold a grudge against what the germans did to the jews back in the day its just that they are both annoying and should shut their stupid little mouths because they never have anything good to say anyways, its always sauerkraut this and bagels that. and the worst part of it all is that jesus christ was a dirty jew and i mean its not his fault his parents raised him the wrong way. i can totaly get behind the fact he died for us HELLZ YEAH!... and the sad thing is that a "funny joke" to you english is this
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you." that's some stupid $hit right there!
23. Ham Bone - October 5, 2009 2:58 PM
@14
Good Choice
24. macca411 - October 5, 2009 3:03 PM
#20
both your joke and your comment are incredibly unfunny stop trying bro your jokes are insensitive and just plain stupid. heres a good joke because its true
america, the only country where a pizza gets to your house faster than an ambulance... stop trying to make funnies
25. Scruff Mcgruff - October 5, 2009 3:08 PM
@24 sorry i didn't mean for you to get you knickers in a twist..
26. ciao - October 5, 2009 4:45 PM
it looks like it's sucking out the blood
27. College student - October 5, 2009 7:22 PM
If you have a laser constantly projecting numbers on your skin...
...you get cancer??
28. Red Ruffensor - October 5, 2009 11:47 PM
WANT
29. Adam Peter Parry - October 6, 2009 5:00 AM
triforce
triforce
TRIFORCE
30. Jaded Icon - October 6, 2009 8:26 AM
I see this being an expensive snag device and easily broken....that being said, LASERS!! PEW PEW!
31. Geekolojew - October 6, 2009 2:09 PM
Must See!!!
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32. holiday tenerife - October 13, 2009 1:02 AM
its a tragedy you wouldn't throw acid at survivors of the holocaust would you? i didn't think soo