Oct 23 2009I See You!: Lexus LF-A Crystallised Wind

Woah. I bet that thing is scared of diamonds.

FIRST!!!!

That makes the rest of you losers..... losers!! Ha! Suck on that!!

First.

Ha, Chris!! I was the First "First" that wasn't actually first!..... Loser

@2-4 Grab your dad's shotgun, gently place the barrel in your mouth, and see if you can reach the trigger with your big toe.

Ha, Closet Nerd... you're just jealous 'cause I was the first first... even if I wasn't actually first. Your name should be Closet Loser! Only you're not in the closet... you should be OUT loser.... or maybe you're so far out of the closet you're back in again! Ha! Closet NOT FIRST nerd Loser!!!!

@ 5 Nice.

@2-4 Grab your dad's shotgun, gently place the barrel in your mouth, and see if you can reach the trigger with your big toe, if you cant reach it, go jump of a bridge or something, GTFO

@ 6 .... so much stupid¡ty in so few words, that probably sums up the definition of a firstard, your mom must be so proud.

Brian your an idoit.

It goes well with Wonder Woman's clear airplane.

pants? who needs pants? how do you think I get out of tickets racing around in that thing...

Seeing as that cars are mobile naughty-stations (road-head, tokin' up, back-seat adventures....) this car is probably only appealing to puritans who went straight home after prom.

Show it taking a corner on those acrylic tires...otherwise, just a sculpture of a car. Cool sculpture though. Personally, I would've gone for a Delorean, but that's just because I need something to put my rebuilt flux capacitor in. 88 mph...that's all I need!!! Wheeeeeeeee......

Ha! Never saw so much jealousy over FIRST!! Jealous losers.... so jealous over first it makes me wanna make up a new word like.... Jealoufirst! or... Firstous! Yeah.... you guys are all just Jealoufirst!!!

@5, 7, 8, 9.... You guys are the biggest jealoufirstards I've ever seen! Ha! I just invented a newer word!!!

I'm selling a diamond car.

your all sensitive ass clowns. relax and talk about the post

@6 Wow! You really told me. I wish I could be a cool firstard like you.

*High fives Brian* Nice First First

@11 Are you a fan of Eddie Izzard? I remember I was talking to someone here about Eddie Izzard before. He is touring in the US in January. He is hitting up Beantown, NY, Philly, Chicago and a few other cities.
http://www.eddieizzard.com/

@ 15 How sensitive is the ass of a clown? i'v never been there, i'm scared of clowns because they float, they all float

Brian your an even bigger idiot now, STFU

twenty-FIRST!!! SUCK ON THAT, JEALOUFIRSTARDS!!!!

@19 "BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!"
(I'd like to see all firstards floating too.)

@ 21 ... Jeloufirstards .... thats a really big word for a firstard, bet your mom helped out with that one...

Brian....what do I say? Can you teach me your ways?
You seem to have it all - smooth talker, skilled with grammar, confident, you've got that nice 'I don't care what anyone says me I'm still a faggot' attitude about you, and your an over-achiever. Even after losing the first spot you still try to keep your dignity, although you've done a very sloppy job, I still commend you for trying. You must have a lot of girlfriends right? I'm assuming you are old enough to have a few of them. Who wouldn't want to be with an amazing guy like you that has a life and actually DOES things, like get in fierce battles over first? I bet the ladies love it when you tell them about the scars you've received from the 'interweb'.

Please reply (I'm taking notes!)

I'd hate to be in that fender bender....

@24 Nice Link

HOLD ON...GW, did you just recommend wearing pants?!?

Can you imagine trying to keep this thing clean?

jesus christ, it's not even lunchtime & there's already 12 yr old shit strewn all over the place. School is apparently out today & I'm guessing Brian must've had Chris sleep over last night so they could both wake up & be first on geekologie together!!!!

Great work boys, everyone IS jealous of your stellar timing on being the first losers to say first, amazing. It's truly hard to admit it but you both are just awesome

@23... actually .... YOUR mom helped me with it.... among other things.

Really? Did you not see how you were setting yourself up for that?

@30 you just missed you opportunity to be first on the next post, FAIL

this is for you little man.... http://bugi.oulu.fi/~heikkiv/chan/error.jpg

R

This baby was on Goodwood Festival of Speed. Looked quite stunning! :D

That looks just like a bottle of cologne I once.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32024835&ref=cat2_gallery_8

@31.... not only was I not first on that post.... but I was not thirty-FIRST either.... I defer my first-but-not-first crown for now....

BUT I'LL BE BACK!! And you'll be sorry!!! You'll all be SORRY!!!!

@18, Yes, I'm actually going to see him in Chicago on the 11th, I believe it is.

@ 30 my moms dead ahole

@36 Awesome. I'm thinking about seeing him in NY (he's not coming to Philly, not sure why i put that one in).
I'm excited to see Phish on the night before Thanksgiving... thats gonna be awesome (especially because its an indoor concert).

@37 Yet you made the assumption mine wasn't.... so who's the ahole now, ahole? My dead mom will probably kick your dead mom's ass for that....

@ 37 only if your mom is also in hell and i sincearly doubt she would even dare taiking on my mom, and it is still a safe assumption as you are a 12 year old and still need your mom to do your laundry and clean up after your.

@39 I'm calling 'horse shit' on your mom being dead.
If she really was dead, you'd of said so already when he insulted her.
I think its about time we got off of mothers.... seeing as how I just got off of yours!

@41, Nice.
@39, Whenever you're ready for lunch, let me know so I can put your bottle in the microwave.

So much for going out to the Taco Bell drive through with no pants on.

@ all you

I'm gay. I like man meat. Anal sex = My life

When you insult me, it hurts my feelings because faceless internet people are all i have left.
It was so hard to type out that my mom was dead because if she was how would I dress myself for middle school in the morning? And how would I breast feed?

I maybe be first on the comments. But I'm last in life.

@44, Stealing the identity of a 12-year old is frowned upon. The REAL brian is bad enough. Don't be that guy.

First!

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! But remember to keep it classy. Please refer to these comments for flaming genius and inspiration:

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/08/water_tower_apartment_mod.php#comment

So, is this car just a gigantic paper weight?

@48 only you GW would say 'keep it classy' when it comes to fighting here & not referring to san diego. I really wasn't sure if you would comment here or if that was all just a bunch of bologna but alas there you are

How about lifting the language filter & handing out some sharp weapons to everyone so we can REALLY make a mess of this place?

No carb hole. Useless.

The funny part is I was just baiting people anyway.... I don't give a crap about first.... the new prize is FIFTY-SECOND!!!!

@52 Whatever helps you sleep at night dickhead.

STFU

brian's a bitch......as for the car, i dont really like it...

LAST!!!

@56

fail.

W to the T to the F. I need some Cliff's notes for that thread. Ironically enough, I think the last time the GW posted here was to block anyone from being first…

@ 48 & 50

Very nice! A battle of linguistic metaphors and intellectually snide comments! I would almost call that a breath of fresh air. I've kind of gotten tired of RDA versions of disagreement. I guess there is a limit of how funny poop jokes are..........poop. Nope, still funny!

what I love most about this car is that it’s naturally aspirated! Pure, raw V10 power ftw!

that means no more blowjobs on the way. LOOSER! please die.

ps: trading pizza-hut lifetime voucher for diamond car.

how som these comments become a war of words?
And to no one except the owner of geekologie 'There are no words for how messy this car will look because you can see all the dust, pipes, etc.'

okay... everyone just shut the @%$# up and comment about the car. Your getting of the track. It's not gonna do you any good. People should agree with me if they like the car picture and the post.

okay... everyone just shut the @%$# up and comment about the car. Your getting of the track. It's not gonna do you any good. People should agree with me if they like the car picture and the post.

okay... everyone just shut the @%$# up and comment about the car. Your getting of the track. It's not gonna do you any good. People should agree with me if they like the car picture and the post.

okay... everyone just shut the @%$# up and comment about the car. Your getting of the track. It's not gonna do you any good. People should agree with me if they like the car picture and the post.

okay... everyone just shut the @%$# up and comment about the car. Your getting of the track. It's not gonna do you any good. People should agree with me if they like the car picture and the post.

just listen to this and chill.
YouTube - Linkin Park - "New Divide"

just listen to this and chill.
YouTube - Linkin Park - "New Divide"

just listen to this and chill.
YouTube - Linkin Park - "New Divide"

Brian, you should post on FML. You screamed First yet you werent first, you screamed 52nd yet u were that either. Epic fail...ur hella funny tho (not) but i did laugh, so silly

First! ah crap. . .

The crystal porsche 911 is pretty cool too.
http://www.ShopStunGuns.com/

@ 2- 4 are a bunch of RPG n00bs, i bet i kick ur a$$ in RS

We LOVE the new Lexus, here is our review of it http://bit.ly/4tqQpk Only thing bad to say really is there is a lack of luggage space, but with a supercar I suppose you have to expect that. Not one for the supermarket run!

Lookat me, I'm Brian. I come up with 8-year-old insults and look at pr0n while asking my mother for a sandwich. Yet I suck at acting like the victim.

I allso recommend to hide the drugs/ not paid parking tickets in the glove compartment... The cop who pulled you over could see them :P