Oct 7 2009I Like Turtles: Woman Birthing Drybones
This is a mammogram ultrasound of a woman who, quite clearly, is gonna give birth to a Super Mario character. It came with the following note:
I think maybe Amy has been playing too much Nintendo....
(When you work around designers - it only takes an off hand half-mention of something visual for it to end up in a photo.)
Congratulations, Amy. Maybe your little Drybones will be the minion to finally put those pesky Mario Brothers under! Then, Peach will be mine. MWAHAHAHAHA! Suck it, Bowser! No I mean it -- you look like a dinosaur.
Thanks to PolarBearAttack, who will be the last thing you ever see before everything fades to white. Snowstorm!
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Reader Comments
1. Spoonman - October 7, 2009 2:08 PM
Weird. AND FIRST BITCHES.
2. Closet Nerd - October 7, 2009 2:08 PM
Who'da thunk a flesh bone would make her birth a Drybone?
3. JADE - October 7, 2009 2:09 PM
That's gonna hurt like hell coming out.
4. Closet Nerd - October 7, 2009 2:10 PM
This post isn't helping me with my Mario Kart Wii addiction!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y
5. naas - October 7, 2009 2:12 PM
I think Amy has been shaggin Koopa
6. rad to the power of me - October 7, 2009 2:32 PM
way to go amy you have succeded in the worst kind of beastiality...
7. rad to the power of me - October 7, 2009 2:35 PM
way to go amy you have succeded in the worst kind of beastiality...
8. rad to the power of me - October 7, 2009 2:36 PM
sorry internet fail
9. M_D - October 7, 2009 2:41 PM
hahhaha, awesome
10. Pat - October 7, 2009 2:44 PM
Are we sure it's not a Yoshi fetus?
11. Bowser - October 7, 2009 2:50 PM
i resent that geekologie writer.
12. Dirty-Shizno - October 7, 2009 3:25 PM
Damn this is contraversial....because that's actually princess peach, mario is gonna be PISSED!
13. meowmo - October 7, 2009 3:26 PM
hahaha! great! this makes me happy. what if she's birthing the Matrix???
14. Mr. pig - October 7, 2009 3:33 PM
Oink!
15. Lisa BoBisa - October 7, 2009 3:47 PM
hahaha. incredible.
16. Lisa BoBisa - October 7, 2009 3:48 PM
hahaha. incredible.
17. Jaded Icon - October 7, 2009 4:25 PM
Double Win!! Bestiality and Necrophilia!
18. ciao - October 7, 2009 6:20 PM
I'm getting the feeling thats gonna be the eventual name of the little tyke.
19. Kaine - October 7, 2009 7:11 PM
Looks more like one of the Hatchet Bros to me.
20. cyprus holidays - October 8, 2009 12:27 AM
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21. Geekolojew - October 8, 2009 7:33 AM
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