I Like Turtles: Woman Birthing Drybones
This is a mammogram ultrasound of a woman who, quite clearly, is gonna give birth to a Super Mario character. It came with the following note:
I think maybe Amy has been playing too much Nintendo....
(When you work around designers - it only takes an off hand half-mention of something visual for it to end up in a photo.)
Congratulations, Amy. Maybe your little Drybones will be the minion to finally put those pesky Mario Brothers under! Then, Peach will be mine. MWAHAHAHAHA! Suck it, Bowser! No I mean it -- you look like a dinosaur.
Thanks to PolarBearAttack, who will be the last thing you ever see before everything fades to white. Snowstorm!
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Some jerk went and drilled holes through the shells of his pet turtles so that he could attach wire handles to them and pick them up easier. But turtles don't even like being coddled! Master Splinter, yes. "They do have nerves in their shells, so it would have been painful f... / Continue →
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A giant-ass horned turtle (resembling Bowser) previously thought to be extinct for over 50,000 years may, in fact, have only died out 3,000 years ago. Break out the printing press, it's time to rewrite history books! Just wait till they find a live one. Dozens of bones found... / Continue →
