Oct 1 2009Huge Cache Of Dinosaurs Eggs Found In India
In promising dinosaur-cloning news, hundreds of football-sized Sauropod eggs have been uncovered in India. Secretary, book me a flight! Oh, wait, they're all infertile. Secretary, cancel that flight and order me a pizza!
"The important finding is that these eggs have been found in different layers that means the dinosaurs came to the place over and over year after year," he said.
"The second important thing is that we have got volcanic ash deposits on the eggs which suggests that volcanic activity could have caused their extinction."The other thing we have found is that all these eggs are unhatched and infertile. So what made the eggs infertile? We need to carry out further studies to learn more from the findings."
Dr Ramkumar and his team have called on the central and state governments to protect what they are calling a "Jurassic treasure trove".
Hell yes, Jurassic treasure trove. That's better than pirate gold in my book. And my book is awesome and has COLOR ILLUSTRATIONS OF ME BONING DINOSAURS (tasteful ones). Just saying, go ahead and send the Caldecott to my parent's house.
Dinosaur eggs are found in India [bbcnews]
Thanks to Spikey DaPikey and Awesome Saucer, who have a time machine and may or may not be responsible for some of those eggs (read: the eggs are infertile so I suspect they are).
Reader Comments
1. second - October 1, 2009 4:25 PM
second!
2. Me - October 1, 2009 4:29 PM
lol u still failed.
3. MechanicalApe - October 1, 2009 4:30 PM
FRIST.
i just want to say "T-SEX!"
4. Johnny B - October 1, 2009 4:32 PM
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: A Lick-a-lotta-pus
5. Losers - October 1, 2009 4:34 PM
NICE FAIL.
6. LSDiesel - October 1, 2009 4:35 PM
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur that sticks glow sticks in his butt?
A: Scruff Mcgruff
7. MechanicalApe - October 1, 2009 4:35 PM
I think this proves time travel possible, obviously the GW went back in time and had his way with these dinos, due obvious complications (http://www.snapvine.com/photo/content/img/2008.08.25/20.15/857406e872e311dd8b6b0030485c71d2-large.jpg?) he buried them.
8. MechanicalApe - October 1, 2009 4:39 PM
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Trick question, no such thing.
Fact: Dinosaurs caught their prey by shooting lasers out of their penii
9. RSIxidor - October 1, 2009 4:56 PM
The pink ones were gay:
http://www.switchbackfair.co.uk/encyclopedia/dinosaurs.php
10. Scruff Mcgruff - October 1, 2009 5:18 PM
i like how you pplz suck at life...makes my life better knowing XD @6 your jellous I'm accepted by my parents about being gay..your parents will never accept you for what you are!
11. MechanicalApe - October 1, 2009 5:29 PM
@ Scruff Mcgruff
Q: Do your parents also know you're a moron?
A: Trick question! Get it? ... probably not.
:* (sphincter face kisses!)
12. Scruff Mcgruff - October 1, 2009 5:36 PM
@11 trick answer... my parents dont know so HA jokes on you douche...wait shit they do know... no thats not the right answer... damn, well at any rate not too many people know so at least i got that goin for me. all and all i think that genetic mutations continue to occur in your penis allowing bacteria to build up in your un-circumcised jew dick, eventualy it will rot and fall off... enjoy your AIDS :)
13. Cup-O-Jesus - October 1, 2009 5:50 PM
"jew dick"? really?
It must be such a relief for you to have an anonymous outlet like Geekologie to vent your Id. Otherwise, you would forced to say stuff like that to my face and I would have to kick my foot in your kunt. So sayeth the Lord (a jew)
On a lighter note, nice to see RoboticDeathArmy found a new suede-O-nym.
14. Scruff Mcgruff - October 1, 2009 5:57 PM
your right... too bad jesus was a dirty jew
15. Billy Rapture - October 1, 2009 5:57 PM
@13
Dude, dont even say his name.
He might actually come back.
D=
16. Cup-O-Jesus - October 1, 2009 6:14 PM
@13 LOL
I was reading your comment and I thought "What I didn't say Jesus...ohhhhhhh." I'm slow.
Anyway, at least RectalDogAnus was funny sometimes. This guy isn't even funny accidentally. And he so wants to suck my foot-long, all-beef, bun-length, Polish kielbasa.
17. Billy Rapture - October 1, 2009 6:40 PM
Ew, your polish?
Get out of Geekologie.
Just kidding.
18. Mojo - October 1, 2009 6:53 PM
It had to be the Sauropod... lamest of all dinosaurs. They even look like dorks.
19. milan - October 1, 2009 6:54 PM
Why in India? Why becuase the dinos outsourced them!
20. Batman - October 1, 2009 7:44 PM
Dude I have too believe those could make for a good breakfast, with so many people starving in this world, can we just feed them these eggs instead of trying to figure out how they died.
21. Jorban Coy - October 2, 2009 4:20 AM
"Jurassic treasure trove." Move like, Dino-omlet...a dinomlet. How bout a eggs and bacosaurus? Biscuits and Grayosaurus-Rex? Chicken fried Stegosaurus? Jurassic Parcakes?
I can go all day.
For dessert, Flan Before Time...6
Bon Appetite ,
Jordinosaur.
22. Jorban Coy - October 2, 2009 4:41 AM
By the way ScruffMcGruff, I don't think that the Jew-Dickasaurus would appreciate your ant semitic comments.
Never forget: Holocaust and Extinction...Unless you are Kirk Camron, and in that case you believe in neither...Nazi.
ScruffMcGruff was Gestapo trash by the way, always busting up good times without warrants and quoting governmental rhetoric.
23. Daisy - October 2, 2009 7:30 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshopjob. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max plans to ruin the Chuck Mangione concert at the megalo mart by using new years type noisemakers, and then some asshat accidentally blew up the store and MAx got the credit. Years later archeologists found many layers of eggs and ash where the dairy case used to be.
24. ciao - October 2, 2009 1:10 PM
FAIL SMEX
25. GoSS Jerk now sterilized for your pleasure - October 2, 2009 1:52 PM
@ 6 , lol, you made my day, nice!
26. mohamed - January 29, 2010 9:27 PM
i never know dinosaus lay chicken eggs.
In that case those are chicken eggs you idiot
27. mohamed - January 29, 2010 9:29 PM
which dinosaur would stand on its eggs. and the eggs are like half the size of a dinosaur