Oct 28 2009Haha, Sucker!: Bugatti Veyron Gets The Boot

I like making fun of ridiculously rich people because it makes me feel better about not knowing where I'm sleeping tonight. Take this Bugatti Veyron owner, who thought he could park his land-jet wherever the hell he wanted. Think again, Richie Rich! But seriously, you'd think somebody who can afford a $1.2 million car could also afford to hire a band of mercenaries to hover above the thing in a helicopter and scares off parking enforcement with a little friendly fire. I swear, no class.
Bugatti Veyron Illegal Parking FAIL [totalprosports]
Thanks to Asbo, who only parks his van in front of schools. No, that's not creepy.
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Reader Comments
1. N00b - October 28, 2009 1:54 PM
first?
2. pedobear - October 28, 2009 1:57 PM
second?
3. pedobear - October 28, 2009 1:58 PM
where all da childrenz at?
4. Blastphemer - October 28, 2009 1:59 PM
Sweet freakin' car!!! Who wants to lay odds on whether or not the cop that did this still has his job? Ahh...the mega rich - if only the rules of us mere mortals actually applied to them.
5. bill gates - October 28, 2009 2:01 PM
Dammit, I was just wondering where I left the other one of those that I had.
6. theboot - October 28, 2009 2:06 PM
maybe they wherent parking tickets, maybe the person that had it there intentionally put a boot on it so it wouldnt be stolen
7. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - October 28, 2009 2:14 PM
really lol you'd think you pay that much for a car it would have automatic meter maid sodomizers built in or at least unbootable rims
8. Closet Nerd - October 28, 2009 2:17 PM
That picture makes me so happy, I'm going to have to sit at my desk for a while before I stand up again.
9. Dan - October 28, 2009 2:17 PM
LMAO!!!
10. Pocket Pussy Cat - October 28, 2009 2:20 PM
Hard to feel sorry for the owner of that car...
11. JADE - October 28, 2009 2:27 PM
That's freakin great.
12. simpaa - October 28, 2009 2:31 PM
lol this happened in my city, there's three of those cars in the city and i see them on the roads often, it's so painful..
13. Roo - October 28, 2009 2:36 PM
Gotta love it. Sometimes (read: rarely) cops are awesome.
14. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - October 28, 2009 2:36 PM
@12 liar
15. Jaded Icon - October 28, 2009 2:38 PM
It doesn't bother me that this guys rich, its that fact that HOW DARE HE NOT ABIDE BY PARKING REGULATIONS!!! It's a real crime that's out of control people!
16. a - October 28, 2009 2:43 PM
lol. you act like this is some sort of justice. he bought that car, he'll have the money to get it out of the impound no problem.
and he'll be out driving that sweet ass ride. and you'll still be eating shitty frozen food at your home.
17. taylor - October 28, 2009 2:46 PM
where did daisy go?
18. naminess - October 28, 2009 2:51 PM
I wonder how much damage that boot did to those rims. I'm sure it's a lot more than that comparatively meaningless parking ticket.
19. Closet Nerd - October 28, 2009 3:19 PM
@17 DAISY disappeared, like in that scene from Never Back Down, where Max is flucking some homeless guy in the ass, and doesn't even have the god damn common courtesy to give him a god damn reach-around.
20. Pat - October 28, 2009 3:30 PM
::insert Nelson laugh here::
21. pablo - October 28, 2009 3:38 PM
Photo is from Bratislava, capital city of Slovakia (Central Europe). Moron parked in the middle of Hviezdoslavovo square. The cop who put the Boot is my hero of the day !
22. tarantula666 - October 28, 2009 4:18 PM
bratislava + bugatti veyron = mafia money
bet the cop is dead by now.
23. ñƒô§├Tσ╢íŸ☻ - October 28, 2009 4:47 PM
Yo.
Check out all those aweseme symbols I put in for my name.
Werd.
24. Russel Nash - October 28, 2009 7:00 PM
I wonder just how much a scratch on a $1 million car's rim is worth?
25. Leonidas - October 28, 2009 7:04 PM
@23: play nice, Stompy.
26. simpaa - October 28, 2009 10:02 PM
@14 I never lie
27. raziel - October 29, 2009 3:58 AM
Hahaha I saw this some time ago.
@21 I'm with you, the cop's my hero too :P
@22 in Slovakia it doesn't work this way. It's not Russia (no offence)... On the other hand it's highly possible, that the police guy had to face a disciplinary procedure afterwards, since the owner might have been some rich influent slovak politician... :(
28. Rise - October 29, 2009 9:02 AM
Haha the nasty BMW behind it got one too! the cop was probably like 'HELL yeah 2 in one trip'
29. buhmuhduh - October 29, 2009 10:00 AM
lol i was in bratislava this summer and i saw this bugatti, looks like it was parked there a bit too long
30. Chillli - October 29, 2009 11:00 AM
This just made my day!
31. The Truth - November 3, 2009 8:53 PM
That's not a boot...It's a car stand...you have to jack-up the car to get it UNDER the wheel. Boots go AROUND the wheel...notice the car behind it also is on a stand...dumbasses...