Oct 31 2009Guy Needs 1M Facebook Fans And Girlfriend Will Let Him Turn House Into A Pirate Ship
First of all, the only Facebook group you really need to join is Geekologie's (and NOT The Superficial's). But if you're into joining every group possible you can join this guy's, whose girlfriend has agreed to let him pirate-theme their house if he gets 1,000,000 fans.
I've always wanted to be a pirate, and the onlyway I can truely do this is to live aboard a pirate ship, as I am tied into a house and a mortgage with this house, and I dont live anywhere near the sea, the only thing I can do is to turn my house into a massive pirate ship.
I already have enough money to buy some wooden slats from B&Q, I just need to get my girlfriend to agree to remortgage the house so that I can afford decking, and masts, and eventually sails.If 1 million people joined this group it would help her understand that this isnt such a bad idea, and lots of people would do it as well, and it would help my dream come true.
If you can leave a piratty message on the wall, it would also help.
I was going to join but then I saw dude already has 988,756 fans, so he's practically there. And by 'there' I mean on my shit-list. NOBODY OUT PIRATE-HOUSES ME!
Thanks to Nikki, Dan, AJ and Lemrin, who all live in ninja-houses and have vowed to burn dude's pirate house to the ground to prove their stealthy supremacy.
Reader Comments
1. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - October 31, 2009 5:17 PM
sigh facebook ftl
2. wameru - October 31, 2009 5:18 PM
arg
3. The Spyglass In Your Monocle - October 31, 2009 5:18 PM
Haahaha, I joined this guy's group yesterday, when he has 300,000 less members.
That's got to be the fastest-growing group I've ever witnessed build up on facebook.
4. Naked and couldn't care less - October 31, 2009 5:23 PM
@3 I joined this morning. It just goes to show you how important piratization is to the world.
5. ikrystal - October 31, 2009 5:47 PM
Hey the creator of that page left his own group before he hit 1 million fans....
6. john - October 31, 2009 6:02 PM
re-mortgage the house to put up some unnecessary bullshit that the HoA probably wouldn't allow anyways... sounds like a real lose-lose situation
a fool and his money I guess... I am totally getting my MBA just so I can profit off of this suckers
7. NEWS TIP! - October 31, 2009 6:06 PM
I guarantee this will not happen even if the guy does get to 1M
8. Megaman - October 31, 2009 6:11 PM
Haha same as 4, just joined today
9. frankinfish - October 31, 2009 6:51 PM
What a stupid freaking idea… 10 to 1 its fake or if it is real she still won't let him do it
10. asian sensation - October 31, 2009 7:01 PM
i just joined and he has over 1,000,000 members already
11. TheOneOnTheLeft - October 31, 2009 8:08 PM
joined same time as 3
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hope its real, or at least he feels obliged to do it because so many peple he expect him to.
12. wes - October 31, 2009 10:17 PM
i just joined and he has 1 mil 50 thousand already. alriiight
-wes-
13. Brittney - October 31, 2009 10:25 PM
I joined this group about a week ago. I was really bored so I changed my language on Facbook to English (pirate). Then I searched 'Pirate'. As you can tell, I was incredibly bored. But I did manage to find this group! :)
14. Brittney - October 31, 2009 11:01 PM
I joined this group about a week ago. I was really bored so I changed my language on Facbook to English (pirate). Then I searched 'Pirate'. As you can tell, I was incredibly bored. But I did manage to find this group! :)
15. Lobster - November 1, 2009 2:10 AM
I went to join buy he is already over 1 milllion:
1,066,167 at the moment to be exact.
16. JeiCass - November 1, 2009 2:36 AM
Dude this guy's smart! Next thing you know he'll say he hasn't got enough funds so it'll be great if everyone donates a dollar, THEN WE HAVE AN INSTANT MILLIONAIRE! Gosh I wish I'd thought of it first.
17. Darkness - November 1, 2009 2:57 AM
YES. Next he just needs to build a large artificial lake around his house and make his house on the only Island so it looks like he really is floating at sea when he looks out his window everyday.
18. Nash - November 1, 2009 4:02 AM
I'd just kick her to the kerb and do it anyhow! Then go cruising for wenches in your new pirate house.
19. jas - November 1, 2009 11:19 AM
@ 4
Piratization is an awesome word! I think it might create a movement,
20. Closet Nerd - November 1, 2009 1:17 PM
He has over 1 million friends, so lets see if he gets it built
21. Moemi - November 1, 2009 7:00 PM
"If 1 million people joined this group it would help her understand that this isn't such a bad idea, and lots of people would do it as well, and it would help my dream come true."
I feel like people aren't joining because they think it "isn't a bad idea." I think people are only joining it because they think it is an awesome idea. Awesome and good are two different things. I have never really contemplated on living in a pirate ship, but it depends on a variety of factors I suppose. His girlfriend is stupid for relying on the Internet to tell her it "isn't a bad idea."
I'd like to see it now that he's hit over one million.
22. proteon - November 1, 2009 10:57 PM
My girlfriend's not the boss of me
23. cassie - November 2, 2009 3:26 PM
hey if i was his girlfriend i would let him. damn i want a pirate house!!!!!