Oct 25 2009Gutsy: This Dead Tauntaun Wedding Cake

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Wow.

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WOW. That wedding cake is small as sh*t! That looks like it should be at a 8 year olds birthday party. LAME!

"I thought they smelled bad...on the outside."

Referring to those in stormtrooper uniform, of course.

That's -blam- small.. Who would want that

This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm until I get the shelter up. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

ive always wanted a storm trooper suit they had a shitty Vader one at the costume rental place here but it was fail

@ 3 firstard

The tauntauns head looks like the best part, definitely FTW

the fact that you said "gutsy" amuses me greatly.

Must see:

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This might be the geekiest thing that anyone has ever posted on Geekologie, but Tauntaun's have 4 nostrils, not two.
Now I must retire to my parent's baseball and wank to elvish porn.

has anyone had a pokemon wedding yet?

I'm actually impressed by that cake. And those are nice Stormtrooper outfits. Those can get expensive.

I don't think it would be hard to convince her to eat any kind of cake.

man, I wish my husband would've let me do something cool like that. my sister found a spider man piggy bank for the cake topper and I had to beg my hubby just to let me have that.

To any one who thinks that cake is for the wedding party its not. Often times for specialty cakes the cake is exclusively for the couple or the bridesmades and groomsman. The rest of the wedding gets sheet cake which is the type of cake you buy at a grocery store saturated in royal icing.

Yay, cake geekiness.

Damn! The woman ain't even that fat!

@21

Now we know. And knowing is half the battle!

G I JOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooook Ill stfu now.

Oh,dear!

Could be for a small wedding, who knows. Wedding cakes don't have to have a million layers

George Lucas is gonna sue the pants of that couple, CHAAAA-CHING MONEY MONEY MONEY. Its good to be rich.

So where was this wedding? The room looks pretty bad*ss. The reception looks like it was done in a WW2 museum.

Looks like Panama creature

o year

Yes GW, your website does indeed has very good infos. That's why I keep coming here, so I can learned very a lot from reading these.

I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home....

22: No, but she really is that ugleh.

@34

Yeah but...flying through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy.

Cool cake. I'm sure it was just the groom's cake. I've seen some pretty cool SW themed groom's cakes on a couple of those cake shows. They did a really badass Slave I on one of the episodes...even had a little freshly carbonited Han being escorted on board with mini Stormtroopers and Boba. Before seeing that, I was thinking of just getting a Deathstar (that's no cake...), but now that I know they can do just about anything.......I'm thinking Sarlacc, or Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes.

Let them eat cake...

I wonder if they washed it down with some blue milk?

@37
nice... and to think I used to yell at you...

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/0/08/Blue_milk.jpg/250px-Blue_milk.jpg

#4 Kevin

It's not a wedding cake, fuhktard. It's called a "grooms cake". Your imaginary girlfriend should have brought this up to you.

What's this lame obsession with "first!" didn't everyone else on the internet stop doing that several years ago? I know we're geeks but do we really believe that time travel will be created so morons can come back in time to bring back the long dead "zomfg i r teh first poster yay!! now nxt mishun iz get grlfrend!" NO! we will not create the means to bend and warp the very fabric of space delving into 3D Space/Time to do such things............... we shall be going back in time to live with the dinosaurs!

That being said and after the ensuing flaming from who I will from now on call the "Firstards" can everyone take 10 seconds of their day and click the following link enter a random name and click start fight please?
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Yours gratefully a fellow anti firstard geek!
Oro

I;ve Got Worms!!

Has anyone else noticed the brides arms? It looks like she's wearing a fat-suit.

Too bad Lukes arms look exactly like the TaunTauns insides.

TaunTaun Twat

The bride is beautiful. The wedding was beautiful. The location was fantastic. This was an upscale wedding most people would be jealous of. The groom's cake (the one you see here is amazing) and the actual wedding cake was bride-magazine beautiful. Why the negativity, folks?
Perhaps you nasty-comment folks can't stand anything unique and imaginative.

Speaking of unique and imaginative...

Is it just me, or would anyone else have pulled that Luke right on out and had some mad taun-taun sexy times right there on the table with the cake??? JUST SAYIN'!!!

Don't worry, princess...i'd save a little somethin' somethin' for you and your two storm trooper buddies, but first things first. It's all about priorites folks, that's all I'm sayin.

Seriously though...any woman who has peered into the depths of your soul and knows that THAT cake would be perfect for your groom's cake IS A KEEPER FOLKS!!! No ifs ands, or....damn...lost my train of thought thinkin' back to that hawt taun-taun love........

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how classy!

Funny how peoples happiness and free spirit brings out the hate in lonely pathetic people. Congrats to the awesome couple!

@44 Its all in jest.
That cake is AWESOME!!!!
We just like to joke around to make others laugh.

The cake was a great idea, but they should of made it at least a bit bigger. They should of put Hoth Han with the lightsaber on there someplace too!

@48's @44

Ditto

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/bb2e/

why does the tauntaun look like falcor?
why does luke appear to be an orc, with gumby arms?
this is most disturbing

He must make tons of money and have beer goggles ALL the time. Well I'm just saying she shouldn't comaplain.

For a good time. . .

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/

Jack & RM...You're both giant vaginas for typing "first" w/ nothing else to add to the conversation. Move out of your parents basement and get some lives you losers. And this cake is just plain dumb for a wedding.

This is NOT the wedding cake, but the groom's cake! There was a very elegant four-tied wedding cake also. The tauntaun cake is not small either. It was on a 3 foot diameter table and the corners hanged over. It was an awesome wedding to be a part of. It was in the frakkin' Henry Ford Museum! Congrats to the newlyweds!

At first it looks like a giant dead rat landed on an action figure. but hell yeah if you find a woman that looks great wearing a Leia outfit and indulges you with a star wars cake at your wedding... That's true love . Don't fricking let her go.... hahaha

o 'my goodness.......i even don't know this is funniest or ugliest cake i 've ever seen in my life

smokeless cigarette

women are terrible drivers! i always grab the dashboard for dear life when one's at the wheel too! hahahaha!

you jerk. what was the point of including a stupid sexist comment in an otherwise interesting post?

so amazing,i think it will tast nice,i want to enjoy it right away:p,thanks for sharing it.

@49: That's exactly what I'm wondering as well.

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