Oct 5 2009Great News!: All Dinosaurs Go To Heaven
In wonderful news, at least according to this $18 t-shirt design from Threadless (where were you on this, CNN?!), all dinosaurs go to heaven. So yeah, maybe there's a merciful God after all. But, as a guy who wasn't ever planning on seeing the pearly gates: does the Catholic church still do that thing they used to where you pay to have your sins absolved? And, if so, can I borrow some money? Couple mill should do me.
Thanks to Adam, who's trying his hardest to go to hell because he heard that's where all marsupials go. You're sick.
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Reader Comments
1. raasf - October 5, 2009 5:03 PM
firstzors
2. jimu - October 5, 2009 5:03 PM
first!!
3. Scruff Mcgruff - October 5, 2009 5:06 PM
your both firstard's but #2 is a superfail firstard....also dinosaurs are gay anal dwelling loser's like #1 and #2
4. Taylored - October 5, 2009 5:06 PM
Would be better if the T-Rex was biting the head off of that angel... no offense to the angel.
5. Kanye Westicles - October 5, 2009 5:06 PM
dude, zombies are dead as shit, why you still get boners for them? go find a lovely lady to have a day with.
6. Scruff Mcgruff - October 5, 2009 5:08 PM
@5 okay kanye that was pretty good I'll give you that, but.....#4 had the best comment EVER!!
7. finfan - October 5, 2009 5:10 PM
Hey Newbies # 6 and 5, Go away he likes Dinosaurs
And There is no heaven, only delicious dreams of impoverished children and small baby kittens *nom nom nom*
8. blueZorro - October 5, 2009 5:11 PM
All dinos go to heaven
9. finfan - October 5, 2009 5:13 PM
OH yeah, GW has about 243 children with his wife in there extremely trash filled apartment where there is now mold growing out of there drink cups.
10. Scruff Mcgruff - October 5, 2009 5:14 PM
@7 yeah i know Gw lieks dinosaurs i also herd he lieks mudkipz...that wont stop me from having my own views and openion's on things....unlike you who sucks up to him because you think he will blow you in the bathroom stall...(he wont)
11. finfan - October 5, 2009 5:15 PM
@ 10, he already has ;)
12. loki - October 5, 2009 5:15 PM
Seems like if you chose to ignore the gate, the shirt could be construed as "All dinosaurs become pollution."
13. Scruff Mcgruff - October 5, 2009 5:16 PM
this site is just jam packed full of those one things... oh yeah lulz
14. naas - October 5, 2009 5:18 PM
@7 u a boner
15. finfan - October 5, 2009 5:19 PM
@ 14, .... Didn't you have a website attached to your name before?
And no I do not have a boner you Pedobearchu
16. Scruff Mcgruff - October 5, 2009 5:22 PM
wow the sexual tension between finfan and naas is just so amazing!
17. finfan - October 5, 2009 5:23 PM
@ 16... wanna join?
18. Scruff Mcgruff - October 5, 2009 5:25 PM
no its okay finfan you go ahead and enjoy those AIDS by yourself I'm perfectly comfortable with my crabs
19. finfan - October 5, 2009 5:26 PM
Okay I will ^^ ... and it's not AIDS... It's Claymidia
20. Scruff Mcgruff - October 5, 2009 5:28 PM
okay dude you do that...also its spelled Chlamydia. so put that in your pipe and smoke it
21. naas - October 5, 2009 5:29 PM
finfin loves his pipe
22. finfan - October 5, 2009 5:30 PM
I don't have a pipe; I have a hookah. And thank you for the spelling... I knew it didn't look right!
23. Scruff Mcgruff - October 5, 2009 5:30 PM
omg seriously!.....i love my corncob pipe the secret is that its a real corn cob! amazing right!
24. Scruff Mcgruff - October 5, 2009 5:31 PM
hookah are for stoned catapillers and jews so you might want to lay off that before you inadvertantly become a jew...
25. naas - October 5, 2009 5:32 PM
you're name's finfin to all of us who don't respect you, finfin.
26. naas - October 5, 2009 5:33 PM
i mean "your," finfin, oops, don't want you thinking you're smarter than me, cuz
27. finfan - October 5, 2009 5:34 PM
Scruff, *deep sigh* I am a Stoned Caterpillar, and I live in Wonderland on a mushroom, looking into little girls shirts and telling them to get lost in the woods.
And naas... Do I know you?
28. Scruff Mcgruff - October 5, 2009 5:34 PM
if you like to laugh..(and i know you do) then check this out while your posting Irrelavent comments you dont even have to watch just listen...but i know you will watch because your amazing like that
http://htf.atom.com/index.php/playlists/dr-tran-2/#
29. finfan - October 5, 2009 5:36 PM
.... Okay....
30. the-wunder-boner - October 5, 2009 5:37 PM
dude scruff is this craig?
31. Scruff Mcgruff - October 5, 2009 5:38 PM
Um....no. who is this?
32. the-wunder-boner - October 5, 2009 5:39 PM
well since its obviously you craig are we still up for tinight? its Marlie btw
33. Scruff Mcgruff - October 5, 2009 5:40 PM
Um...how do you know about this website?
34. the-wunder-boner - October 5, 2009 5:41 PM
oh shawn told me you were on this and he said to check it out cool huh?
35. Scruff Mcgruff - October 5, 2009 5:42 PM
no not really that exciting...um yeah we are still on but I'm gonna go now so I'll just call you in a little bit
36. the-wunder-boner - October 5, 2009 5:43 PM
wow okay bye
37. One Really Furious Magician - October 5, 2009 8:43 PM
One question:
Are they letting velociraptors into heaven?
38. Jaycob - October 5, 2009 9:59 PM
lol you jump to conclusions he's not opening the door for the dinosaurs or show any intention too
39. Adam Peter Parry - October 6, 2009 4:59 AM
triforce
triforce
TRIFORCE
40. Otto - October 6, 2009 10:17 AM
You realize that this means people who go to heaven wlll have to be constantly vigilant, in case of raptor attack.
Not even angels can stop a raptor.
41. sea bassgas - October 6, 2009 2:05 PM
@40 is first
http://imgur.com/RPy2Q.jpg
42. Geekolojew - October 6, 2009 2:11 PM
Must See!!!
http://alturl.com/obg7
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43. Jaded Icon - October 7, 2009 7:41 AM
I bet St. Peter was like "Holy Sh*t!". But seriously, I was hoping it would be more like a gated community. Are they just going to let EVERYONE in? If so, then I still have a chance! YES!
@ Scruff Mcgruff
DISCOVERED!!! Fail.....
@ fake naas
What have you done with the REAL nass?
44. holiday tenerife - October 13, 2009 12:48 AM
Hi..
The art and execution of this design is awesome. Good job