Oct 28 2009Good Friends: I'm Afraid That's What You Get
Don't even act like you didn't deserve it.
Twilight Saga: And so it begins... [lamebook]
Thanks to pstone, who always remembers to take his shoes off before passing out.
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Reader Comments
1. Closet Nerd - October 28, 2009 10:48 AM
AWESOME Friends!!!!
Thats what you get for being a Tool who loves Twilight!
2. Jess - October 28, 2009 10:49 AM
Gosh
3. Chinese Gifts - October 28, 2009 10:50 AM
I love my friends!
4. weed - October 28, 2009 10:50 AM
I am DA FIRST!
the 2nds and the 3rds can suck ITTTTT
5. lulz - October 28, 2009 10:50 AM
lol twihards
6. Peanut Colada - October 28, 2009 10:52 AM
M.I.C?
7. LSDiesel - October 28, 2009 10:56 AM
He must have been rooting for Team Jacob.
8. JADE - October 28, 2009 10:57 AM
@4 GO SMOKE SOME MORE WEED CUZ YOUR A LOOOOOOSER.
That right there was some funny sh*t, I would be pissed but something you can laugh at down the road.
9. Justin - October 28, 2009 10:57 AM
HAHAHAHA thats freaking awesome! i wish i could have seen the looks on the cops faces when they found him
10. Frosty - October 28, 2009 10:58 AM
HAHAHA. that's why you call them friends. omg I couldn't stop laughing for a while!
11. naminess - October 28, 2009 11:00 AM
hahahahahahaha! Damn that's funny.
It's funny because once his friends said why they did it, it was justified.
12. White667 - October 28, 2009 11:03 AM
To start with it's like "Man, unlucky" but then SOON as we learn he likes Twilight it switches to "F**kin' deserved it." instantly.
13. Mr. Anderson - October 28, 2009 11:05 AM
HAHA thats funny
14. Dream - October 28, 2009 11:05 AM
@1 @9 @10 @11 @12
Agree! :D
(lazy to post today)
15. Admiral Ackbar - October 28, 2009 11:06 AM
Is More Monster Squad I Guess xDDDD
16. Jess - October 28, 2009 11:08 AM
Not cool don't care what gay books he likes.
17. Pat - October 28, 2009 11:14 AM
@6 Apparently, it means "minor in consumption." Here's a link to Wiki Answers that explains it:
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Minor_in_consumption
18. Ham Bone - October 28, 2009 11:18 AM
If that was my kid i wouldnt have balled him out just because he is a twilight homo
19. GoSS Jerk no longer sterilized for your pleasure - October 28, 2009 11:23 AM
awesome, totaly the right thing to do... i would have probably over reacted and impaled him with a stake.
20. Closet Nerd - October 28, 2009 11:27 AM
Maybe he is a suicidal werewolf who got drunk on Coors Light (aka The Silver Bullet)?
21. naas - October 28, 2009 12:10 PM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
22. Justin - October 28, 2009 12:15 PM
@20 Not even close to funny....try again
23. Robot - October 28, 2009 12:27 PM
This is why you never piss off the people around you while drunk. It was his own fault.
24. robot - October 28, 2009 12:30 PM
Also I just noticed the site is called lamebook. haha.
25. Closet Nerd - October 28, 2009 12:38 PM
@22 I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you on this one.
I thought it was at least close to funny. So I'm gonna need you to go ahead and just STFU. Okay? Great. Thaaaannnks
26. JeiCass - October 28, 2009 12:40 PM
They got it all wrong!
In Twilight, they are shapeshifters, not werewolves, gosh don't they know ANYTHING?
Yea, and you can shoot me now.
27. 43 y/o Undead warlock - October 28, 2009 12:55 PM
At least they did leave him there with shredded clothes. Looking like he just transformed back.
28. Closet Nerd - October 28, 2009 1:00 PM
-25 @22 and i'm going to need you to go ahead and come in and leave your gay comments on Satuday too. Okay? Great. Thaaaaannnnks
29. dunno - October 28, 2009 1:16 PM
Was this even presented as real?
I, dunno
30. Turbo - October 28, 2009 1:42 PM
at first i was thinking how dick it was, but funny that they said he was a werewolf, but after the last line, DEFINITELY deserved it.
31. wes - October 28, 2009 4:02 PM
ehh thats pretty despicable. douchebag friends
32. Chrigod - October 28, 2009 4:04 PM
Serves him right.
33. Mr. pig - October 28, 2009 5:10 PM
f*ck twilight
34. TetraShiva - October 28, 2009 7:56 PM
Those are real friends.
I wouldn't expect anything less of mine.
35. thomass - October 28, 2009 11:35 PM
what a tool he deserved it
36. thomass - October 28, 2009 11:36 PM
weed = fail
37. vashsfreak - October 29, 2009 12:07 AM
Totally deserved it. I would of so done the samething to any of my other friends who wouldn't shut the f*ck up about twilight and ruin my buzz! Totally agree with number 34
38. cyberON - October 29, 2009 2:15 AM
well it is the best part of the evening - just before the sun goes down after a long hot toasty summers day.... But why they would hand their compatriot over to the law in such an inebriated state?? and just for expressing his appreciation for one of natures marvels - it's beyond my understanding ! a TRUE friends should look beyond the excess body hair of soon to be voting citizen of this great nation.
39. MetalMisfit - October 29, 2009 10:22 AM
haha he totally dissevered it for talking about that lame book/movie