Oct 22 2009Geekologie Review: Blood Energy Potion
I drank this stuff, it was good. It's thick and tastes like Hawaiian Punch concentrate. They recommend you put it in the microwave for 14 seconds to heat it up to body temperate. I did that. That made it warm. It was weird warm. Like licking a fresh wound, but sweeter. I think it gave me superhuman strength and speed but I won't know for sure till after I whip this nancy Edward Cunnilingus' pale ass.
Synthetic blood substitute. The fruit punch flavor packs 4 hours of energy along with iron, protein, and electrolytes. Not only does Blood Energy Potion have a similar nutritional makeup to real blood, but it has the same color, look, and consistency. Get real blood nutrients without that real blood taste! Re-sealable transfusion bag style pouch. Contains no real blood, just synthetic!
A 4-pack will set you back $16 but they get cheaper the more you buy. It's definitely a cool product for Halloween and certainly an attention getter. Not as attention getting as actually biting a stranger, but why risk the disease? Because you're crazy, that's why. I say do it. Bite that old lady. BITE HER NOW!
Product Site (order before 3PM tomorrow, October 23rd for Halloween delivery)
Reader Comments
1. PulpFiction - October 22, 2009 8:19 PM
First??
2. naas - October 22, 2009 8:21 PM
I'm going to order some now, he didn't die & doesn't sound like one of the undead so ....now it sounds delicious
3. Jaded Icon - October 22, 2009 8:32 PM
Soooo....are we only going to see more posts during the night now?
4. cyberON - October 22, 2009 8:33 PM
this is just wrong on so many different levels - if you want energy go suck Bull or Monster not fake rag juice.
5. cyberON - October 22, 2009 8:34 PM
this is just wrong on so many different levels - if you want energy go suck Bull or Monster not fake rag juice.
6. cyberON - October 22, 2009 8:35 PM
echo?
7. undoings - October 22, 2009 9:07 PM
I'd buy that, but out of curiousity.
I'd end up microwaving just to see what it's like to be sucking blood from someone
8. Dylan - October 22, 2009 9:08 PM
You have really nice fingernails D: did you just get a manicure?
9. Dylan - October 22, 2009 9:10 PM
I don't think I really want to suck on a bull or a monster. I like sticking to men fanks.
10. Closet Nerd - October 22, 2009 9:18 PM
I wonder if my wife could use this in her forensics labs?
(She started a high school forensics class two years ago at her school)
11. Dream - October 22, 2009 9:29 PM
Wow GW, you never give me credit for anything i submit :(
12. lee harless - October 22, 2009 9:41 PM
wooo! this one made me feel faint, a little.
13. dining room table - October 22, 2009 10:07 PM
I would but that and hopes I will not puke because I really don't feel well with blood.
14. scurl - October 22, 2009 10:18 PM
this reminds me of the last time i had sex. i barely remember, but afterwards all that was left was a bag of blood and mysterious white stuff puddled in the scratches on the countertop.
15. Great White Pygmy - October 22, 2009 10:23 PM
Can you say True Blood? And what's wrong with the real thing?
16. s3xt0y - October 22, 2009 10:56 PM
Blood tastes better than fruit punch.
17. Vinny - October 22, 2009 11:29 PM
Arousal of sorts: Geekologie hand modeling!! *swoon*
18. naas - October 23, 2009 12:29 AM
@11 that's because you're a state of mind, identify with what you submit & things could be different
@12 grow a pair
@13 it's not real, suck it up
@14 she sounds like a keeper, well done
@16 absolutely it does, tell the rest of these softies that one
19. naas - October 23, 2009 1:17 AM
@19-20 shitty boots
20. gizmoduck - October 23, 2009 2:24 AM
@22
i swear to gawd if you post some ghey asshat shitz like that again i'm going to attack you from behind with a harpoon on fire.... from the future....
21. . - October 23, 2009 2:41 AM
I need this
It will cure my Hematolagnia.
22. Rob - October 23, 2009 4:00 AM
WHAT ARE ELECTROLYTES? I DON'T KNOW BUT THEY ARE TOTALLY AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!
23. Stijn Spijker - October 23, 2009 4:46 AM
I want to try this, but it's not available in the EU :(. Only in America!
24. Ginormagantuan - October 23, 2009 6:36 AM
Oh i sell those! exept for i fill the ones i sell up with my jizzzzz
25. Lu - October 23, 2009 8:27 AM
ah I agree with 8. Geekologie-Writer you got really nice hands...
26. Blastphemer - October 23, 2009 9:01 AM
Now if we could just get them to come out with Sweat & Tears.
27. Gargamel - October 23, 2009 9:21 AM
WTF is with the world's huge obsession with vampires lately?
28. JADE - October 23, 2009 9:29 AM
@2 yep that seems to be what happens.
29. Ollie Williams - October 23, 2009 9:30 AM
Hawaiian Punch concentrate doesn't sound good at all, actually.
30. kristy - October 23, 2009 10:22 AM
you have the hands of a women
31. fhs - October 23, 2009 10:35 AM
it was good
32. Katie G - October 23, 2009 1:21 PM
Ooooh, sexy hands there, GW.
33. Thumperchica - October 23, 2009 2:29 PM
Hrm... I still do want to try that...
34. Sammywa - October 24, 2009 7:11 AM
Well done, GW.
You may want to clean that mess off the table though before taking any more pictures.
35. Octopus Pie - October 25, 2009 11:17 AM
LOL, I should get this & take it into the hospital I work in- either I'd get a ton of laughs or I'd get fired in an instant.
36. Sell Blood - October 28, 2009 3:56 AM
As we all know Blood bank shortages kill tons of people all the time. Let's spread the word about paid blood donation, give blood and we can save lives. If your looking for a blood donation center you can visit the bloodbanker.com they have all the information that you want to know.