Oct 20 2009Fight!: Mortal Kombat Vs. Donkey Kong
This is a short video of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat playing Donkey Kong. I don't want to ruin it for you so I'll just tell you a funny story instead. I went to the zoo last week and saw two tortoises going at it. I was gonna stick around to watch because I'm a pervert but they were taking foreeeeever. THAT IS NOT HOW YOU WIN RACES.
Thanks to naas, who, GET OVER HERE! I'm serious, I need a hug.
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Reader Comments
1. suze - October 20, 2009 11:23 AM
neato!
2. Jules - October 20, 2009 11:24 AM
Short and funny!
3. Closet Nerd - October 20, 2009 11:24 AM
Scorpion straight up whooped his monkey ass!
4. naas - October 20, 2009 11:39 AM
fatality.... you win
GW that last time we hugged you wouldn't let go, I'm not sure I want to lock arms with you again after all that hip-thrusting. Yes we were on the dancefloor when it happened but people were also watching, I don't care who's wedding it is
5. Phil Lethbridge - October 20, 2009 11:42 AM
First at http://www.unionversity.com/
6. Blastphemer - October 20, 2009 12:07 PM
FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!
7. Dishy Dishyington - October 20, 2009 12:12 PM
Yeah, I hate it when I'm hugging someone and realize they have a massive cantilever down there. Particularly when it's the gal I've been hitting on all evening. You know, the tall one with the deep voice who drinks champagne like it tastes just like Coca Cola.
8. Ollie Williams - October 20, 2009 12:13 PM
Nice one naas.
9. Pat - October 20, 2009 1:07 PM
I dunno...I think DK should have won...
10. ipachex - October 20, 2009 1:10 PM
Awesome ¬¬U
11. naas - October 20, 2009 1:30 PM
@8 ☺
@9 why?
12. I believe I told you my name in my last post, thank you very much - October 20, 2009 1:37 PM
useless shit
13. rad to the power of me - October 20, 2009 4:03 PM
Kudos naas
@9 you must have never played MK.......i.e. your childhood sucked
as for me.....I NEED MORE OF THESE VIDEOS!!
14. Chuey The Rock N Roll Midget - October 20, 2009 4:21 PM
Midget hugs cure herpes!
15. a dog - October 20, 2009 4:33 PM
naas suck my peepee all the time lol fag
16. Jaded Icon - October 20, 2009 5:07 PM
Next VS.
Sub-zero vs. Pacman
17. slightlyoddguy - October 20, 2009 7:42 PM
Gotta say, didn't expect much from a 24 second video, but that was very well done. Woulda been better if Scorpion had done the "take-off-the-mask-and-shoot-fireballs" thing instead of an uppercut, because that's the coolest thing ever. But still.
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