Oct 20 2009Fight!: Mortal Kombat Vs. Donkey Kong

This is a short video of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat playing Donkey Kong. I don't want to ruin it for you so I'll just tell you a funny story instead. I went to the zoo last week and saw two tortoises going at it. I was gonna stick around to watch because I'm a pervert but they were taking foreeeeever. THAT IS NOT HOW YOU WIN RACES.

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Thanks to naas, who, GET OVER HERE! I'm serious, I need a hug.

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neato!

Short and funny!

Scorpion straight up whooped his monkey ass!

fatality.... you win

GW that last time we hugged you wouldn't let go, I'm not sure I want to lock arms with you again after all that hip-thrusting. Yes we were on the dancefloor when it happened but people were also watching, I don't care who's wedding it is

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FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!

Yeah, I hate it when I'm hugging someone and realize they have a massive cantilever down there. Particularly when it's the gal I've been hitting on all evening. You know, the tall one with the deep voice who drinks champagne like it tastes just like Coca Cola.

Nice one naas.

I dunno...I think DK should have won...

Awesome ¬¬U

@8 ☺
@9 why?

useless shit

Kudos naas
@9 you must have never played MK.......i.e. your childhood sucked
as for me.....I NEED MORE OF THESE VIDEOS!!

Midget hugs cure herpes!

naas suck my peepee all the time lol fag

Next VS.

Sub-zero vs. Pacman

Gotta say, didn't expect much from a 24 second video, but that was very well done. Woulda been better if Scorpion had done the "take-off-the-mask-and-shoot-fireballs" thing instead of an uppercut, because that's the coolest thing ever. But still.

It was a very nice idea! Just wanna say thank you for the information you have shared. Just continue writing this kind of post. I will be your loyal reader. Thanks again.

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