Oct 24 2009Fake, But Still Burn It With Lasers (You Never Can Be Too Safe): A Scary Dancing Robot
I'm pretty sure half the people that sent this in thought it's an actual robot, but being the astute robot slaya that I am, it wasn't hard for me to tell this is just a jackass in a robot costume. Don't get me wrong, I'd still burn that bitch like a witch (or doobie), he just doesn't pose the threat an actual robot would. Or DOES he? *pew pew!* He doesn't.
Youtube
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Youtube (longer, 9:00 video)
Thanks to Rich the destroyer, paul, KennethJ, Ted, Mungo9000, chris, Albert, Tuggis, karrameg, Steven, hatcher, Big Bug, parking block and Wendy, who actually knew it was a person the whole time and just wanted to scare me.
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Reader Comments
1. Vik - October 24, 2009 5:47 PM
FIRST HAHAHAHAHAHHAHIUFHAFLNHJASH FIRST WOW SUCH A NICE ROBOT WOOOOOOO
2. Ross - October 24, 2009 5:47 PM
wow, first !
for the first time ever.
3. Richard McBeef - October 24, 2009 5:51 PM
DIAF FIRSTARDS.
Second firstard - fail.
the robot is weak.
4. Vik - October 24, 2009 5:54 PM
dont call the robot weak, you know hed beat you in the sleeping contest FOOL!
5. Blastphemer - October 24, 2009 5:57 PM
I can cope with cyborgs to a certain degree (which is what this dude would end up being). After all there was 7 of 9, Number 6, and Maria from Metropolis...just sayin'
6. bendizle - October 24, 2009 6:16 PM
kill it with fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. madgame - October 24, 2009 6:20 PM
I wouldn't call that dancing....more like swaying a bit while lip syncing.
He could've at least done the cabbage patch. Or the robot. Or pop & lock.
8. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - October 24, 2009 6:54 PM
lol Dean Martin FTW
9. uaenoob - October 24, 2009 7:52 PM
THIS THING IS REAL NOT FAKE !!!
i was there ... !! saw it on stand by mode !! lol it would be funny standing a human being in a stand by mode for an hour !! with this suite
Make sure your blogs are right my friend :) , this is a real robot , exits in Dubai .. in Gitex , if you googled Gitex dubai , youll under stand everything ,
in another word its all about tech shit
10. patrickyayo - October 24, 2009 8:23 PM
hhaah johnny bravo voice!!
11. Berzerker - October 24, 2009 8:36 PM
stupid, stupid robot. just so stupid. god i hate this stupid robot
12. Eatin_Pringles_Honey_Mustard - October 24, 2009 10:13 PM
It looks like the robot used in Judge Dredd.
13. Conspiracy - October 24, 2009 10:17 PM
Actually i think the robot is fake. Just saying and here are my points. If you look there is a connector going into the elbow enough for a human arm. And it there doesn't seem to be much attachment at the shoulders. And my other point is the "mirror" on it's chest like a one way mirror. So the person inside the robot to look out. I mean think about it why else would it have a mirror on it's chest the hight of a person? I mean they could have just put polished metal if they wanted it shiny. Just saying.
THE END IS NIGH!!!
14. PaNTsMaN - October 24, 2009 11:07 PM
@ 9
If you don't think there's a person in that thing your frikken retarded.......
and BTW OMG!!!!!! 14th!!!!!
15. Dennis McEntire - October 25, 2009 1:21 AM
It is not a real robot, it's called Titan the Robot and you can read about it here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titan_the_Robot
16. JJtoob - October 25, 2009 2:45 AM
It doesn't matter if it's real or not. The real problem happens when he's done with work because he will "be back" for us. o_e
17. RONIN - October 25, 2009 7:47 AM
Why cant they build robots like this for real.
18. Charlie Caligula - October 25, 2009 2:32 PM
Douchebag robots. The end is nigh.
19. Michael - October 25, 2009 3:42 PM
This is the company in the UK who make them http://www.robotx.co.uk/video.php
20. keith byrne - October 25, 2009 5:58 PM
this is sort of a real robot..i seen it during the summer at the street performers festival here in dublin..a guy controls it from the back of a quad bike..
21. john - October 26, 2009 9:31 AM
@9: FAIL
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titan_the_Robot
22. Nate - October 26, 2009 9:59 AM
@everyone that thinks this robot is fake because the poster says so, you FAIL.
@24
You really listen to Wikipedia? Shame...... FAIL
http://www.cyberstein.co.uk/
real robot, real everything... don't believe me? Fork out the money and see him like a company near us did and watch him perform...... If you go to that website above it shows him not completed and what he looks like on the inside....
OMG ROBOTICS HAVE ADVANCED!?!? Don't believe everything a website that gets it's news articles from other sites from is 100% true....
23. shuji - October 26, 2009 12:13 PM
FAKE!!!! is a robot costume
24. shuji - October 26, 2009 12:14 PM
FAKE!!!! is a robot costume
25. shuji - October 26, 2009 12:14 PM
FAKE!!!! is a robot costume
26. Gamer - October 26, 2009 1:25 PM
Real or fake, I agree with poster... kill it with fire/lasers!! Because either we are looking at our soon to be robot overlord or we see some man who wishes he was a robot. Like a backwards Bicentennial Man, and that can't go anywhere good...
27. ChipPrev - October 26, 2009 7:23 PM
Eff the robot... who sings this song??? and for you mentals out there not the oasis version this version? WHO SINGS IT!
28. Computer Gamer - October 27, 2009 1:25 AM
I find it kind of creepy...those sinister looking eyes.
It will be neat to use this robot to give out candy on Halloween.
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30. PaNTsMaN - October 29, 2009 6:32 PM
@25
Fukking LoL.....
Yea that site you linked too really shows 'TeH innner workings' of the mechanical monster. The fact they completely avoid giving any technical information at all, in the site which is actually just an AD, proves it.
It's a suit you retarded gimp.
Oh and OMFG 33rd.
31. James Smith João Pessoa, Brazil - December 30, 2009 1:22 PM
Why do people always think robots must have moving jaws when they obviously create sounds electronically through a speaker?
Why must they always have illuminated LED eyes, when no video camera would need them?
But, to quote Albert Einstein, "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and human stupidity." I wonder which is in first place? Al didn't say.
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33. BlackBerryTutor - April 2, 2010 5:53 AM
dancing robot? sounds new to me..