Oct 28 2009Ever Wonder What Mario Looks Like Naked?
Scary as hell, that's what. Like an adult-sized baby with a serious case of the wonk-eye. I don't think I'll never be able to look Mario straight in the face again. Like a friend who catches you staring at his package in the locker room after some racquetball. That said, how about somebody make one of these for Princess Peach? Unless that makes me a creep, in which case my tipster requested it. Yeah Aisha, you perv!
What's Underneath, Mario? [kotaku]
Thanks to Aisha, who totally asked for the Princess Peach thing, swear.
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Reader Comments
1. Max - October 28, 2009 11:54 AM
Second =3
2. Milkman - October 28, 2009 11:55 AM
Unfirst
3. Chuey The Rock N Roll Midget - October 28, 2009 11:56 AM
Yeah I want to see the princess. What the hell is this crap!
4. crackerLeroy - October 28, 2009 12:00 PM
wow, i almost didnt recognize Vern Troy without his lark and the $50 per inch hooker!
5. Closet Nerd - October 28, 2009 12:04 PM
He should still have his moustache and sideburns too.
He looks like a baby without hair.
6. naas - October 28, 2009 12:08 PM
no, but I'm wondering why wondering what the princess looks like naked didn't make the post
7. JADE - October 28, 2009 12:14 PM
Naas it looks like you when you were a baby, awe weren't you a cutie.
8. Blastphemer - October 28, 2009 12:15 PM
Was thinkin the same thing, CN. Given that he's a 30-something Italian plumber, I think they omitted a lot more hair than just his mustache and sideburns. Afterall...they DID leave his eyebrows.
Guess Mario likes to nair it up. I bet Luigi would never punk out like that!!! Keep it au naturale Big Lu...you know what the ladies like.
9. Harold^Sick - October 28, 2009 12:18 PM
Why would he lose his stache and keep his eyebrows when he's naked?
10. Wario - October 28, 2009 12:24 PM
Must Fap!!!!!1111
11. Timbo - October 28, 2009 12:27 PM
This just proves that Mario wears a wigs and a fake stach...
12. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - October 28, 2009 12:28 PM
No, I have never wondered what Mario would look like naked.
13. naas - October 28, 2009 12:31 PM
@7 Do you remember when we played in the sandbox together & I'd sometimes wet myself? We made nice, strong sandcastles because of that
14. naas - October 28, 2009 12:32 PM
it's a good thing you can't see his winky, otherwise it'd be a little gay
15. Closet Nerd - October 28, 2009 12:35 PM
@8 Your comment just makes me think of what it would look like if Mario was in the scene from '40 Year Old Virgin' when he gets his chest hair removed.
Can you imagine Mario with a hairy 'man-o-lantern' on his chest?!
16. Ham Bone - October 28, 2009 12:37 PM
I bet that’s what he looked like after he got to the princess and said one of these things:
"I heard you needed some pipe laid"
"I’m here to snake your pipes"
"You want to see my mushroom grow?"
17. Closet Nerd - October 28, 2009 12:40 PM
I think its really a picture of Mario naked, after he is done with Princess Peach...
Look at Mario smelling his fingers.... like butterscotch, Baby!!!
18. Sleazy - October 28, 2009 12:41 PM
Yes this exactly what I wanted to see... no wait this is the opposite of what I want to see.
19. LSDiesel - October 28, 2009 12:50 PM
I.....can't......look......away......
must......touch.......self........
20. Rich Waffle_U - October 28, 2009 12:52 PM
I've always wondered what a shaved teletubby would look like.
21. Ollie Williams (www.tylerwarsop.com) - October 28, 2009 12:56 PM
Should... should I draw the penis?
22. Closet Nerd - October 28, 2009 12:59 PM
@21 Do I... do I crush the "? Block" with my penis?
23. Pat - October 28, 2009 12:59 PM
Shouldn't he be sans eyebrows as well?
24. Jaded Icon - October 28, 2009 2:41 PM
@ 21
Paint a third leg on there! Otherwise it's unjust representation of Italians!
25. malfesto - October 28, 2009 5:04 PM
I always thought Mario was Ron Jeremies secret alter-ego
...but still *shudders*
26. M_D - October 28, 2009 5:54 PM
why did the hair and mustache come off? looks more like hes going through kemotherapy
27. asian sensation - November 1, 2009 3:30 PM
isnt his mustache a part of his body? when i take my clothes off my facial hair stays on. why wouldn't his eyebrows come off too?