Ever Wonder What Mario Looks Like Naked?
Scary as hell, that's what. Like an adult-sized baby with a serious case of the wonk-eye. I don't think I'll never be able to look Mario straight in the face again. Like a friend who catches you staring at his package in the locker room after some racquetball. That said, how about somebody make one of these for Princess Peach? Unless that makes me a creep, in which case my tipster requested it. Yeah Aisha, you perv!
What's Underneath, Mario? [kotaku]
Thanks to Aisha, who totally asked for the Princess Peach thing, swear.
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Flickr user tastypaints.com has a dream. A dream about what Mortal Kombat-style fatalities would look like in oldschool, 8-bit games. Nice, tastypaints (I'll keep him occupied, you call the nuthouse). Before Mortal Kombat, violence in video games was largely unheard of or ... / Continue →
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This are two drawings by artist Jake Parker showing the imagined anatomy of Lightning Steve McQueen and his low-level IQ tow truck buddy, uh...what's his name? *IMDB's* Mater, his name's Mater. God, why did I even bother looking that up? Also, not to nit-pick or anything, b... / Continue →
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TOO LATE WARNING: NOT UNSEEABLE. I don't like that. It's giving me the heeby-jeebies. "You mean a boner?" No, I mean the heeby-jeebies. My penis is actually crying right now. Get it? I PEED MY PANTS. Hit the jump for a couple more in case you really REALLY hate your eyeb... / Continue →
