Oct 22 2009DO NOT WANT (To Pet): Chinese 'Cat Girl'
Normally I love making fun of other people's misfortune, but it's sad when it's a six year old girl. Hopefully this is fake though cause it's coming from The Sun. Although, this IS China we're talking about here, which is notorious for freaky cat shit.
Li Xiaoyuan, from Fengkai in southern China, had a small birthmark on her back just months ago, which has since grown to cover her entire back and parts of her arms and face, The Sun reports.
"None of the other children want to play with her, they are calling her cat-girl and are really mean."A surgeon at Zhaoqing City Dermalogical l Hospital in China's Guangdong province said Li Xiaoyuan may have a rare skin disease that makes normal moles run amok.
I swear, I can't stand it when moles run amok. You know what you need to do? Pour gasoline down all their holes then light that shit. BOOM! Woops -- must have found the gas line. Remember folks: call before you dig.
Chinese 'cat-girl' baffles doctors [ninemsn]
Thanks to Sam, Turtle Boy.
Reader Comments
1. Closet Nerd - October 22, 2009 3:45 PM
That sucks!!!! I don't even think Garfield would hit that!
2. JADE - October 22, 2009 3:47 PM
We really need Daisy on this one!!
3. STOMPY - October 22, 2009 3:47 PM
That would suck... How come these rare diseases aren't more like XMen powers instead of looking like a freak...
4. Closet Nerd - October 22, 2009 3:48 PM
I love the video in the 'misfortune' link. I love how the guy stops himself from dropping a 'F Bomb' only to say 'SHIT'
5. OmniSpyder - October 22, 2009 3:50 PM
I bet she finds a fury or something to love her when she grows up.
In some country's she might even be worshiped as a god.
6. Goblin - October 22, 2009 3:51 PM
I call shenanigans!
If it's real then how come they have no name for this 'rare disease'?
7. naas - October 22, 2009 4:03 PM
she's a lycan folks, there's been stories of a few spotted in china recently
actually if I didn't know what I was looking at I'd think it was something perverse with that arm of hers
8. CyKosis - October 22, 2009 4:03 PM
If she had a cat tail and some kitty ears and was 18 years old I would be all over her (and by that, I mean all in her).
9. CS - October 22, 2009 4:13 PM
She needs to move to Japan then she will get instant fame at the trade of now living within a race and sexist society.
10. catch22 - October 22, 2009 4:20 PM
whered the trampoline stuff go?
11. Blastphemer - October 22, 2009 4:28 PM
Since when do "normal" moles come with grey patches of fur?
All those mean little brats giving her crap better watch their backs!!! If she DOES end up being catwoman, then when she grows up she'll be hawt as hell in her black cat-suit, stilletos, and whip...not to mention they'll have to kill her like 10 times to make sure the job is done. And the way I remember it...catwoman wasn't so easy to knock off even once (except for maybe the first, but that was before she was actually catwoman).
Now if we could just get Halle Berry & Michelle Pfeiffer to square off (in their respective catwoman suits) to see who wins once and for all....um....maybe in a giant dish of milk. Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, DAMN!
12. jhon - October 22, 2009 4:30 PM
keep the furry lovers away from her......
13. Offended Soccer Mom - October 22, 2009 4:37 PM
I am offended!!! You shouldn't make fun of these people!!!!! Reporting news is disgusting and wrong!!!!!! You should kill yourself GW!!! DIE GW FOR BEING SO OFFENSIVE!1!!!!! I AM SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE SO OFFENSIVE AND NOT FUNNY!!!!!!1 STOP BEING OFFENSIVE GOD******!!11!!!11 WHAT THE FU*K IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!?1??1?1?1?1 WHY DO YOU INSIST ON SAYING WHATEVER YOU WANT TO!!!?!?1! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND SOME PEOPLE ARE OFFENDED BY WHAT YOU SAY!!!!!!!! GOD****** *** **** YOU STUPID MOTHER ***** **** ******
14. katherine - October 22, 2009 4:55 PM
that is not the back of a 6 year old.
15. Offended - October 22, 2009 5:14 PM
Yeah, I agree with Offended Soccer Mum, especially in regards to the dickhead who made this comment.
CyKosis - October 22, 2009 4:03 PM
If she had a cat tail and some kitty ears and was 18 years old I would be all over her (and by that, I mean all in her).
Typical bloke thinking about his bloody penis - like women are a god-given right to the male appendage ... or something.
Wanker!
16. Um... - October 22, 2009 5:21 PM
@15: You talk as if women are people or something. I don't get it.
17. boomlol - October 22, 2009 5:30 PM
soccer mum, your abusive language offends me.
...This girl could turn out to be quite hot :P
18. Jaded Icon - October 22, 2009 5:41 PM
Someone get that child to Japan where she would rule over all the shapeshifters!!
19. naas - October 22, 2009 5:56 PM
@13 shut your yammer, if you're really a soccer mom you have no argument here & waste too much damn gasoline dragging the kids to & from all the shit you signed them up for.
"reporting the news is disgusting & wrong" ...listen to yourself. You're probably offended on a daily basis with the shit that flies in this world & are one of those COMPULSIVE whining crybabies.
I have no desire to listen to anymore of that complaining of yours, so go apologize to your husband for all the headaches you've caused with your bleeding heart bitching these past several years
20. fake - October 22, 2009 6:09 PM
@13 Fake Comment
21. AtticGuardian - October 22, 2009 6:10 PM
Wow, really? Are you really offended by an interesting and totally valid post? Offended even after GW's said, "Normally I love making fun of other people's misfortune, but it's sad when it's a six year old girl"? Huh... offended by news... To be honest, for a medical student, this is kind of thing that makes you think, "what have I seen that remotely resembles this?" By no means is anything about this post offensive. Are you offended by the fact that she looks like that or something? Only thing that would make sense for you to be so riled up. My God I hope that Offended Soccer Mom was a sarcastic post...
22. Offended - October 22, 2009 6:38 PM
@16.
Yes, women are people, and the comment by CyKosis was sexist, misogynistic and innapropriate. I found it offensive.
I have no problem with the story, but some of the comments posted really do make you wonder how we are as 'people'.
23. Blastphemer - October 22, 2009 6:40 PM
@20 - totally agree...that CAN NOT be real. Trolling at worst...a bit of irony at best.
And while we're on the subject of trolling...
@15 - lighten up lady. We all saw what you're boyfriend did ( http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090608135529AA9tO5f&cp=2 ) & agree he's a pretty creepy bloke, but really...why take it out on someone who is just goofing around? Wankers need hawt sechy times 2!
Seriously...why so serious?
24. whacko - October 22, 2009 6:45 PM
@14 I agree. That is not the back of a 6 year old.
Unless the 6 year old is already approximately 5 feet tall and has advanced through puberty enough to develop hips...
25. Blastphemer - October 22, 2009 6:49 PM
As far as how we are as people...everyone already knows that we're pretty much screwed. Only takes a couple of minutes of the tv shows, news, market indicators, politics, the bleedin' planet FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD, and so on and so forth to see how far this pooch has been screwed.
As far as the comments being sexist and whatnot...yeah, couldn't agree more. But it was all done in the spirit of fun, and I have seen plenty of the opposite by female members posting about various guys around here and their anatomy, sexuality, personal habits and whatnot. Nobody seems to get offended then. As a matter of fact, it is generally taken in good fun and expanded upon by the person being made fun of. No harm...no foul.
(sigh) The holidays really are hard on everyone.
26. Red Power Ranger - October 22, 2009 6:58 PM
Daisy where are you on this i need to know if this is fake HELP!!
27. Fitz - October 22, 2009 7:22 PM
I'm I the only thinking that this is awesome? Imagine mixing this with the Chinese kid who had cat eye and could see in the dark :O
28. McBeties - October 22, 2009 8:04 PM
This is for all you Furies out there. Anyone?
29. L.A - October 22, 2009 9:46 PM
I'm a female and am not offended by the comments said here today or any other day. If you don't understand the humor GTFO!
kthanks
30. Kintak - October 22, 2009 11:11 PM
I hope this is real because it's badass.
Also stop falling for joke posts, you nitwits.
31. Moemi - October 22, 2009 11:21 PM
Yeah, I was born with a pretty big mole on my left leg. My mom had it constantly looked at by our physician. It grew at times along with my skin, but at some point it stopped, so now it looks freakin' tiny as heck. I remember them saying that if it spread that my leg would have had to be amputated, that made me think a lot and broaden my imagination.
32. Carburator - October 23, 2009 12:21 AM
i call shenanigans!
33. Fartknocker - October 23, 2009 1:45 AM
It looks a lot like a bad photoshop.
34. Rebecca - October 23, 2009 7:23 AM
Have they checked she hasn't got arsenic poisoning? It's not unknown for strange skin effects to occur in children with arsenicosis.
35. Donk Donkerson - October 23, 2009 10:21 AM
Human beings used to have a lot more hair than they do now...maybe some genetic switch that's off in most people isn't in her. Who knows.
36. Critical Truth - October 23, 2009 3:34 PM
This is a horrible photoshop job.
37. Leo N. - October 23, 2009 4:35 PM
Will all you "offended" non-spellers please STFU & GTFO? The most awesome thing about this article is that they speak about running "amok!" This gives me hope that there might actually be other intelligent humans out there, who actually know how to spell! Egad!!!
38. aj - October 23, 2009 7:44 PM
yeah it looks badly photoshopped.. but if it's real.. hopefully there's a cure for it..
when my bro got married and met the in-laws, one of them had a mole and i couldn't stop looking at it.. it had hair.. like probably 2 or 3 hair sticking out of the mole.. i've never seen such thing! and now this! ahh!!
39. Luinta - October 24, 2009 4:31 PM
That poor girl... I mena, I always loved the concept of Neko-jin, but more as intelligent cats becoming human. This, however, is just cruel for a little girl to have to go through. They can't even treat her without removing half the skin from her body! No six year old, hell no person should have to go through that.
As if that weren't enough, she can't even take comfort in friends.
And for the people who can't live and let live... It's the internet people, let it go. I understand that people feel; strongly about things, but if you degrade yourself and the article with this flamewar, than you've only made things worse.
40. Ivy - October 27, 2009 3:57 PM
that was obviously photoshopped
they did a shitty job