Oct 5 2009Delicious Light: DIY Bacon Strip Lampshade

ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR NOT FIRST BC I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't wait to see my dog sh*t a whole light bulb when he eats this lamp!!!

What is with America and the bacon fetish?? Everything in bacon!

bacon = life for Americans....even for the vegetarians here

I can't seem to learn to love bacon the way most do... oh well, at least I still have Taco Bell!

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I am not a fire marshal, but that looks like a fire hazard.
I looks like an electrical and grease fire all rolled up into one delicious home owners insurance claim.

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The bacon meme needs to stop. It's gotten old and it's not funny anymore. We need to find a new food item to be obsessed with. I say string-cheese. You can make a lot of cool stuff out of string cheese.

@8
Good point. I want to see a good mountaineering rope made from string cheese.

@9 yeah and when the mountain goats take a nice chomp out of that thing when your 20 feet from the peak, I'll be the one who is in my nice warm home watching you on the 5 O'clock news. "Man fell 368 to his death today from a string cheese rope accident" lol and i will ROFLcopter all over...all over your face!

STRING CHEESE ... that is the gayest thing i have ever heard

america didnt become the greatest country in the universe by eating rotten milk ... we became the awesomest by eating meat and blowing $hit up

you know who eats cheese ... the french
you know who eats bacon ... the united states of awesomness

@11 yeah...sadly i agree i mean being 100 1/2% AMERICAN myself i cant think of any better way to spend my evening than to blow up a durka dee or two while eating a good Ol fashioned slim jim....and by blow up a durka i mean call of duty 4 because i am too much a puss-bot to join the military

What do you mean "lampshade"??? Have I been cooking it wrong all these years?!!!

Just kidding...there's no need to ever cook the stuff. I just hang several strips on the inside of my underwear to keep it kinda warm, then pull a strip out when i get a little hungry, roll it up into a ball, and gnaw on it for a while till all the flavor has been chewed and sucked out.

you know i dont think that anyone actually noticed this. take a good look at this guy in the picture he looks like a child molester, go ahead I'll wait.......................................................told you. "trick or treat!, Bacon? what is this $hit" "Come in little children" i want you to eat my lamp shade".

@14 ... come to think of it i remember this guy giving me some funny tasting candy one time ... i woke up 3 days later in an alley in albuquerque with a really sore anus ... i never really thought anything of it before

see what i mean..

Killing pigs to make lampshades? Smells like a porcine holocaust.

I witnessed my dog passing a pair of nylons once. I actually had to go out in the yard wearing a rubber glove and help him out by pulling. Oh, it was a fun day.

@17

Was that a missing line from Sabbath's War Pigs?

It's awesome!

what is up with all this bacon stuff? it's not interesting at all, and at first it was a tiny bit funny but now its just annoying! And dinosaurs suck too!

@19
Have you heard Cake's (Cake the Band) cover of Black Sabbath's 'War Pigs'?
Its pretty cool.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-Sides_and_Rarities_(Cake_album)

@20 YOU SUCK!!!

@21

I had not heard it before. I'll check it out when I get home. I'll also HAVE to check out their Mahna, Mahna cover of the Muppets!!! Think that originally appeared on Sesame St, but always kinda pictured Animal doing a version with The Electric Mayhem. Guess I'll settle for a Cake cover of it. ; )

Also interested in hearing how they covered Barry White and Frank tunes.

Should be fun...good look bud. Thx.

@23
You're welcome.
The Barry White & Frank Sinatra jams they do are my favorite.

DJ Z-Trip has some good stuff too (and a lot of it is free on his site too)
http://www.djztrip.com/downloads.html

I like spreading the word of good music.

@24 your a dic*k up the Ass-tard...jk i think that your lifestyle choices are perfectly normal and despite what the bible says, i dont think your kind will burn in hell

@24

Thanks again. Haven't heard of DJ Z-Trip before. I'll give it a listen. I'm not too big into the whole mashup craze, but some are pretty damn good (and others are pretty damn funny).

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This is definatly NOT for anybody that owns pets. So what's next? A bacon couch?.....cuz that would be awesome!