Oct 4 2009Conspiracy!: Triforce Hidden In U.S. $1 Bills
Proof that our founding fathers were, in fact, from Hyrule, the United States $1 bill has Triforces hidden in all the big block E's. When contacted for comment, Princess Zelda had this to say, "My God you're handsome, Mr. Geekologie Writer". To which I replied, "HAND OVER THE TRIFORCE OF WISDOM!!"
Triforce Hidden In The One Dollar Bill [buzzfeed]
Thanks to greg, who once found a Triforce in a bowl of cereal and sold it on eBay, milk and all.
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Reader Comments
1. FIRST! - October 4, 2009 8:45 PM
FIRST! FIRST! FIRST!
2. FIRST! - October 4, 2009 8:46 PM
call me a firstard all u want but that just made my day
3. Alex - October 4, 2009 8:48 PM
And Now everything makes since
@1+2 U can be a firstard all u want whatever makes u happy.
4. FIRST - October 4, 2009 9:02 PM
inb4ganondorf :O
5. Nate - October 4, 2009 9:04 PM
ZOMG! Ganondorf is in your banks, stealing your monies!!!
6. c - October 4, 2009 9:06 PM
new fags cant tri force
7. chris - October 4, 2009 9:08 PM
Old news is OOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
8. Rod-Man - October 4, 2009 9:16 PM
I believe it's also in the five... and the ten... and the twenty... It's just the E.
9. joe - October 4, 2009 9:22 PM
dbhfvbhfhbferfitriforcefvbrekfvre
10. Genome - October 4, 2009 9:27 PM
OH EM GEE. TENTH.
11. Tennist0 - October 4, 2009 9:31 PM
*finds a $1 bil and looks* WTF?!? My life is complete! *makes love to dollar*
12. Adam - October 4, 2009 9:50 PM
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13. Ann - October 4, 2009 9:53 PM
Far out, man.
14. Nick Sydney - October 4, 2009 9:53 PM
holy shit is is there!
15. Sass - October 4, 2009 9:54 PM
another one of them lazy days huh geekologie?
16. Bandit - October 4, 2009 10:33 PM
YES! I can't wait to start showing people this!
17. Jaycob - October 4, 2009 10:35 PM
This is not cool this is a tragedy its not funny do you remember 911 well you wouldn't spit on the dead peoples families would you. Not funny LEAVE HER ALONE!.
18. pwall500 - October 4, 2009 11:03 PM
No credit for this GW? weaksauce.
19. ciao - October 4, 2009 11:18 PM
you can fold the one dollar bill into a perfect monkey origami >:D
20. this guy - October 4, 2009 11:45 PM
@17
i think daisy has been reborn into a new form of conspirator...
21. Perilla Jonez - October 4, 2009 11:53 PM
@15 yes -- geekologie, you guyz run out of ideas to much, ur blog disappoints often :( this post is another example of your writers crapping out
22. Toolzombie - October 4, 2009 11:56 PM
You just noticed this? Shame, geekologie writer, shame.
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23. Yooarel.com - October 5, 2009 12:27 AM
Just now noticing this? Wow...
24. Pekod - October 5, 2009 12:34 AM
Why not point out the "J E W S" in the signature on the 20?
25. Dream - October 5, 2009 12:40 AM
"Sold it on ebay, milk and all" rofl
26. gnome - October 5, 2009 1:04 AM
holy crap. the "O" in 'one' is that giant eye that those hobbits were trying to hide from! the whole basis of our paper money is based on tales of dwarfs and people with large, hairy feet! arrrrrrghhhh!
27. J - October 5, 2009 1:07 AM
I KNEW IT!
28. NIK D - October 5, 2009 1:32 AM
im so curious how many geekologie readers are on 4chan
look me up, im anonymous@4chan.org.
29. Harbinger - October 5, 2009 1:54 AM
right...? look like a E to me.
30. Adam - October 5, 2009 2:21 AM
@22 nice trifail newfag
31. Tim - October 5, 2009 2:34 AM
I dont see how you could sell a bowl of cerial on ebay.. it would be too hard to keep the milk in place during delivery.. and besides who would even buy it
32. World piss - October 5, 2009 7:39 AM
My mom always told me that the E was batmans face to scare me from stealing her money "if batman sees you stealing my money he'll hunt you down in the middle of the night and punish you" she told me that until I was 20.
33. ciao - October 5, 2009 8:31 AM
As a kid I like trying to find the little spider within the dollar bill, the fella was just too cute.
Actually there are two spiders on the dollar bill, and yeah that may lead to the fact this country is ran by a secret organization of tiny spiders in the plot to rule the world under their tiny mighty fists.
34. Adam Peter Parry - October 5, 2009 9:20 AM
triforce
triforce
TRIFORCE
35. Foxx - October 5, 2009 9:31 AM
@31 Glad Cling Wrap. That stuff will hold on to anything for any amount of time
36. Jaded Icon - October 5, 2009 9:42 AM
@ 17
Start taking your pills, spaz...
37. I hate fakers - October 5, 2009 10:22 AM
NEWFAGS CAN'T TRIFORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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38. College student - October 5, 2009 10:43 AM
It's dangerous to go alone!
take this.
*Gives a dollar*
39. Hawk - October 5, 2009 10:45 AM
Masons are pissed!
40. Cinema Obsessed - October 5, 2009 10:56 AM
Yeah yeah we all read the Da Vinci code.. US history is full of conspiracy and scary secret societies...
41. Timbo - October 5, 2009 11:15 AM
Awesome!
42. CMYK_Josh - October 5, 2009 11:30 AM
Old photo is old! Besides, geekfags can't triforce.
43. Dream - October 5, 2009 11:35 AM
Me and my friend are going to start a church called: "The Church of Hyrule Nintendo Raptors", and the book will be called "The Book Of Time". And with statues that have all different masks from the Majora's Mask. Guys will wear something that looks like Adult Link from ocarina of time, with the Hyrule Crest Shields. The girls will wear something like Sheik.
Would have a Master Sword replica made for each guy, and Twilight Princess sword made for each girl.
Booyeah
44. Phil - October 5, 2009 12:33 PM
NEWFAGS CAN'T NUKEFORCE
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45. Geekolojew - October 5, 2009 12:52 PM
Must See!!!
http://alturl.com/obg7
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46. peachstar - October 5, 2009 1:05 PM
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47. Scruff Mcgruff - October 5, 2009 1:27 PM
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YEAH BOOYAH
newfags REALLY can TriFarce!
48. eddy - October 5, 2009 3:53 PM
this is bullshit cause the miont is a bunch of newfags
49. austin boogie - October 5, 2009 4:10 PM
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50. Ickorus - October 5, 2009 8:04 PM
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51. Ickorus - October 5, 2009 8:04 PM
Im awesome.
52. Marmish - October 5, 2009 10:12 PM
The Triforce is the truth <3
53. claire simpson - October 6, 2009 5:50 AM
whats is a triforce? lol x
54. Toolzombie - October 6, 2009 2:51 PM
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Haha.....yeah....I lolwutted at myself, too, 30. Don't fap and triforce. While reading geekologie.
55. Toolzombie - October 6, 2009 2:52 PM
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JESUS what is my problem.
56. Toolzombie - October 6, 2009 2:53 PM
:( I guess I'm an old newfag. Or a new oldfag? I dunno.
57. Korrupt - November 20, 2009 9:07 AM
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58. wat - December 17, 2009 7:37 PM
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