Oct 7 2009Carving With A Lightsaber: Jack-O-Vader
This is a Darth Vader and Yoda display made of fake carve-able pumpkins at some arts and crafts store in Roseville, MN. It serves as a perfect example of how NOT to sell fake pumpkins (Vader -- what the hell's on the end of your lightsaber?!). Listen -- you wanna sell foam pumpkins? I've got two words for you: naked....naked. Haha, I lost my train of thought. Naked something. Anything, I don't care what. BOOM, SOLD!
Darth Pumpkin and Yod-o'-lantern [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. Oh noes - October 7, 2009 4:17 PM
The force is not with those two...
2. Dirty-Shizno - October 7, 2009 4:17 PM
dude that is the greatest thing in the history of halloween....except maybe the massacre's
3. Scruff Mcgruff - October 7, 2009 4:21 PM
3rd that's right vader take it up the pumpkin-hole
4. naas - October 7, 2009 4:25 PM
vader doesn't look too comfortable with that metal stand up his ass & yoda doesn't look too happy with the way he turned out
5. Milkman - October 7, 2009 4:28 PM
Dude, they made Yoda look like a stoned hippie mouse
6. Scruff Mcgruff - October 7, 2009 4:32 PM
fucck this site its hella faggoty...ima go skrew with those deviant art faggz....at least they post some semi-interesting $hit to make fun of
7. Dirty-Shizno - October 7, 2009 4:33 PM
@6 yeah you do that buddy
8. Goblin - October 7, 2009 4:34 PM
so yoda is anorexic now?
9. Ham Bone - October 7, 2009 4:35 PM
pumpkins carvable i am made out of
10. LSDiesel - October 7, 2009 4:38 PM
@5, nice. I laughed so hard that Scruff's semen came out of nose. Darth also looks like he's had to go pee for quite sometime.
And Yoda's just there sayin 'I like your sleeves, they're real big...'
11. Closet Nerd - October 7, 2009 4:43 PM
You guys gotta see the Bob Marley craft pumpkin I did last year!!!!
FU(KING AWESOME!!!!!
I gotta find a way to get it uploaded to a website so I can post a link to it.
I stare at it everyday above my TV and marvel at how awesome it looks.
12. Jaded Icon - October 7, 2009 4:44 PM
HOLY CR*P! Thats kuul! What store is that?
13. J - October 7, 2009 4:47 PM
Vaders had one too many sour candys and the yoda looks like the lovechild of the real Yoda and Chucky....
14. Dating for Geeks - October 7, 2009 4:52 PM
Do not want.
15. Closet Nerd - October 7, 2009 4:56 PM
@12 It looks like a Micheal's Store
16. livingjetlag - October 7, 2009 5:04 PM
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!
17. finfan - October 7, 2009 5:16 PM
@ Scruff,
Sign up for DA, So I can hunt you down and eat your afterbirth
Oh and Darth, what a big... Lightsaber you have Hehehehe
18. ciao - October 7, 2009 6:22 PM
I wonder how he'll taste as a pie?
19. JesSTDs - October 7, 2009 7:02 PM
Never been so proud to be from MN in my life.
20. cyprus holidays - October 8, 2009 12:22 AM
I gotta find a way to get it uploaded to a website so I can post a link to it.
I stare at it everyday above my TV and marvel at how awesome it looks.
21. Meow - October 8, 2009 1:21 AM
I agree, it does look like Vader's face is messed up, like he swallowed something really sour.
22. rad to the power of me - October 8, 2009 2:59 AM
@10 Diesel so right Darth has been waiting for his next break for a little bit too long....WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS A FOAM PUMPKIN? But he looks so real!
Why do people create these things...oh yeah...because single middle age women eat this stuff up.
oh Diesel WTF scruff juice?
23. Geekolojew - October 8, 2009 7:36 AM
Must See!!!
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24. Kannaya - October 8, 2009 1:54 PM
That is so crazy because I was at that store yesterday and I worked there last Christmas season. I think Geekologie is following me. o.O
25. Blastphemer - October 8, 2009 4:58 PM
That's no pumpkin...
26. Sam - October 8, 2009 11:32 PM
I live next to roseville! That is probably the best thing to come out of a craft store in a while. I'm going to go searching for this on Saturday
27. Nosneros - October 12, 2009 11:35 PM
Yes it's at a Micheal's. I saw this a few weeks ago!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH this made my life.
28. ITIL V3 - November 28, 2009 2:13 AM
This is an awesome looks exactly like the
star-wars, as this are my favourite characters
and i will also try to make pumpkin characters.